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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 1 Comments

If all you wanna do is scream, here’s how to do it. Reposted for your auditory pleasure, the extra-comprehensive guide on letting it loose. Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for noobs: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the […]

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Drawing a Blank

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 82 Comments

Update, 8:30 pm Parida sends us this follow-up message to you, dear readers, to clarify your questions/concerns/finals-induced-rants: “Hey guys this was a joke. I turned it in and then turned in a real assignment afterwards. Good luck on your finals. Don’t do what you thought I did. That would be bad.” Parida, CC ’15, submitted four […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kendall Tucker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 16 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kendall Hope Tucker, Sudbury Massachusetts, Columbia College Claim to fame? President of the Roosevelt Institute, perpetual freshman, person who won’t stop gloating about the Red Sox Where are you going? Home with a few stops on the way! First Israel, then DC for a few months (where I’ll be working at a start-up tech firm). […]

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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]

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Bwog Got Its Own TLC Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

We all know that everyone is scraping along those final dollars until you go home and make your parents buy your coffee for you subsidize your spending needs. Also, it can be a little embarrassing to go home to mom and only bring home a couple disappointing C’s and new notches on your belt. To […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]

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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]

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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?” We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]

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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]

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Actual Wisdom: Richard Pious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

It’s the weekend! Our suggestion to you on this snowy Saturday is to forgo Butler and curl up in your bed by the window to do your studying as the snow falls. To help you along the path to enlightenment, we bring you the wisdom of Richard Pious, who’s “just a humble professor.” Justify your […]

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Actual Quote: “I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed and was watching football on TV.”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Before Bollinger was president of Columbia, he was president of Michigan. And despite the way he left—setting off a not-minor kerfluffle at UMich by leaving right after averring that he had no intention to leave—PrezBo left his mark on UMich. See, at right, PrezBo at a house party he hosted after a huge UMich football […]

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Calls Mom, Double Dates

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 15 Comments

Continuing our welcome of the Early Decision admits to the Class of 2018, Bwog presents Saturday Daily Editor Britt Fossum’s typical Saturday. 8:30 am: Woken up by Skype noises coming from an open computer. It was left open because I fell asleep fully dressed at 9 PM the night before waiting for a friend to […]

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Bwoglines: Drones Are The Future Edition

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bwoglines
legit the man in this pic is rly throwing his body
listen climate change is god damn real as hell wake up america
so many issues w drones and such but this is quite wholesome drone content
support ya artists lads
the overheard is my best friend and god bless her

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How To Make The Most Of Staying On Campus For Fall Break

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fall break
goodnight columbia
guess which ones of these we're doing
ready to sleep for a day
ready to sleep for a YEAR
submit field notes we love non-bwogger field notes!
we're seeing the band's visit over break and we're very excited about it

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Ferris: A Guide On Etiquette

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be!!!! considerate!!!! of!!! others!!!!!!!
i hate people who walk slow
i have 30 minutes for lunch on mondays and wednesdays and i can't have people walking slow and blocking my way in ferris
space is precious - be aware of how much space you are occupying!!! be conscientious and considerate!!!! other people could use that space you are unnecessarily taking up!!!!
why don't people know which way to walk in ferris it's so annoying

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A History Of Echoes Part 2: Sound Of Trans Freedom

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important-ass issues to think about
y'all should watch paris is burning
yay intersectionality

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Stop Kicking Students Out Of The Stacks: A Rant

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bwog gets existential
don't have sex in the stacks just go to your room goddamn it
happy end of midterms (unless you have more after midterms lmao)
i don't actually even go to the stacks to study i'm just writing for my fellow miserable students who do
i'm sorry i ever wrote that article pls stop patrolling the stacks
please take care of yourselves and your mental health

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Bwoglines: Eleven Glorious Minutes Edition

Zack Abrams 1

courtney barnett is so cool
have you seen that tax plan
i love the name of this album
seriously i had the best 11 minutes in months
sometimes i sit and think and sometimes i just sit and listen to "sometimes i sit and think and sometimes i just sit"
tags to wake tags to sleep tags tags tags every day of the week
the goat
the trump supporter ceo didnt even give time for the reporters to gather their clips

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Awakening Our Democracy: Free Speech On Campus

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awakening our democracy
free speech
free speech on campus
freedom of expression
unitedCU
university life

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Freshman Temporarily Moved To East Campus Experiences Carman Withdrawals

Aliya Schneider 0

as a poli sci major i want to be actiabap (as close to international affairs building as possible)
cant believe the fucking ceilings fell in
meanwhile barnard students still cant sign in ANYWHERE
smh @ construction
who would choose carman over ec though lbr
wtf

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