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Day In The Life: Sophomore Is The Elephant On The Stairs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2013 14 Comments

Alright Class of 2018-ers, it’s our penultimate day of staff schedules. Another sophomore gives you her Tuesday. 9:00 am: My roommate’s alarm wakes me up. I guess I should get up too. 9:09 am: Roommate’s alarm re-awakens me. Rip covers off. Greet the world with a loud “fuuuuck.” Head to the shower, but they’re both […]
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Bwog in Bed: In Brief

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2013 5 Comments

Bwogline: A federal judge ruled that the NSA’s metadata collection violates the Fourth Amendment. Finals tip: Ask a more devoted student in your class that you sort of know to borrow her notes. Procrastinate: Engage in serious intellectual discourse, for a change. Overseen:
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‘Twas The Dark Night Of The Soul, And All Through The House…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2013 13 Comments

….not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. We’ve all had some dark nights lately. We’re all likely to have a few more before Friday. Tonight, let us gather in honor and tribute of those souls who briefly succumbed to that darkness, and provided us both with photographic evidence and solemn remembrance.
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Snowball Fight Warps Into War On Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 14 Comments

Late last night we got a tip about an attack from the War on Fun (it’s back) that occurred at Saturday night’s Snowball Fight. We present the story to you in full: Okay so in the middle of the snowball fight last [Saturday] night, a few dedicated souls opted to forgo the catharsis of violently […]
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Actual Wisdom: Christia Mercer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 12 Comments

We’re officially in the last business week of finals. To remind you why you all came here/get you back to your roots, our Actual Wisdom storyteller tonight is Christia Mercer, a modern day Homer.  Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Why do you think I exist? Claim to fame: Fame is a relative […]
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Study Break It Down With SHARP

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 0 Comments

It’s finals and things are kinda dark. But why not cheer up with some musical stylings from the lovely boys of SHARP? Throughout the week, as you’re taking finals, we’ll give you some quick study breaks featuring the talented musical groups at Columbia. Here, SHARP honors the greatest musical genius of our time, featuring a […]
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Junior Year Checklist: Already Over It

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 13 Comments

Everyone forgets about junior year. Freshman year is for #COLLEGE, sophomore year is for slumping, and senior year is for #COLLEGE round two. But what about junior year? Bwog’s got you covered. Here’s everything you need to get done before ohmyGodI’maseniorhow’dthathappenI’msoOLD. Embrace the Ennui Change your sophomore “no fucks given” attitude to the more positively phrased […]
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Primal Scream Your Heart Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 3 Comments

Last night y’all screamed for Primal Scream, one of the few traditions we keep up here at this fine university, along with losing our minds during finals seasons, writing weirdly aggressive passive aggressive notes, and misplacing brownstones. This year, the Class of 2014 attempted a new tradition, with about 30 seniors gathering at Alma to […]
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Senior Wisdom: Kyla Cheung

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 16 Comments

In our continuing series of midyear Senior Wisdoms for midyear graduates, we bring you Kyla Cheung, who’s been working on her Senior Wisdom for years.  Seriously. Name, Hometown, School: Kyla, Jersey, Barnumbia Claim to fame? Ha, “fame.” Mmhm. Okay. I suspect I got nominated for this because I started writing parts of this Senior Wisdom years ago. […]
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Day In The Life: Sophomore Needs Closure, Likes Editing

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 2 Comments

While our past staffer schedules have revolved around our rather unproductive weekends, Senior Staff Writer Julia Goodman brings the Class of 2018 her average Monday. 7:00 am: My alarm goes off. Ugh…five more minutes… 7:05 am: My alarm goes off again. 7:10 am: And again. 7:15 am: And again. Time for the most difficult decision […]
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Bwog in Bed: The Beginning of the End

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 0 Comments

Whether today is your ticket to freedom or the beginning of a new wave of finals, Bwog invites you to hop in bed with us for a few minutes before you start your Monday. Oh, you thought we meant that in a sexual way? Get your mind out of the gutter. This is about cuddling […]
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BwogSex: Copulating in the Crypt

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 8 Comments

Some of you more cultured Bwoggers may have heard of this thing called Columbia Admirers. The on-again, off-again, on-again (limited time offer) Facebook page has been the subject of many anonymous confessions and declarations of “dat ass.”  Today BwogSex and Columbia Admirers brings you a story of daring heroics and steamy finishes. As always, send in any and all […]
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RIP Peter V. Johnson

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A Guide To Stacks Boner Killers

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Classes To Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: Spring 2018 Edition

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  • jervis has a TA to deliver tea to him every class at 5 pm. do you really need another reason to take his class?
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Review: CUP Presents The Caucasian Chalk Circle

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Bwoglines: Tiffany Blue Edition

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  • portraiture workshop honestly sounds dope as heck you should go
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An Ode To Sadgirls At Columbia

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Steps For Reintegration Post-CAVA

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In Response To Political Polarization, A Call For Impartial Media

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