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An Ode To Uni Cafe

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2013 3 Comments

Yesterday, Uni Cafe was shut down for health code violations. Today, some deranged tipster who considers Uni Cafe bagels to be delicious wrote this ode: To the restaurant you creatively dubbed “UNI” We mourn the shutdown of yesterday Your doors are locked, your tables too roomy Your open-ness seems so far away. Away from 115th […]

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Overheard(s): Revealing Truths

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2013 0 Comments

While sitting in the bushes the past few days, Bwog has overheard students spilling some secrets, questioning life, and making some promises. Read on for some choicy bits: On college walk: Girl 1: “Have you ever…?” Girl 2: “No! I mean, I’ve been tardy before, but I’ve never…ditched.” Bro reading a text to a bunch […]

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Banksy’s Siren of the Lambs Spotted Near Columbia!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2013 3 Comments

Banksy’s been in New York City recently. A tipster spotted his most recent work, filling a slaughterhouse truck with stuffed animals, near 112th Street and Broadway. If you have pictures, send them to tips@bwog.com! Image via Alexandra Preiser

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The Creepy Carving Contest

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2013 3 Comments

It is that time of year, when a girl can wear only lingerie and animal ears and no other girls can say anything else about it time for Bwog’s annual Pumpkin Carving Contest. Plan on failing all of your midterms? Don’t say you failed because you weren’t smart enough, say you failed because you were too busy carving […]

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Bwoglines: Really Paranoid About Technology Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2013 0 Comments

Apparently, the people who built the healthcare.gov website weren’t expecting as much traffic as it has received since its launch. The price for having the website shut down as a result? They’re having a congressional hearing… (Al-Jazeera America) The New York Times Editorial Board, responding to two recent reports produced by Amnesty International and Human Rights […]

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An Ethnography of the Vomiting Multitude

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 7 Comments

And when Moses went up the mountain Columbians became impatient, because they could have been studying instead of waiting 40 days for his return. So they created their own idol: the Reddened Bull. When we heard someone was writing an ethnography about Homecoming, we had to get our hands on it. Read on as Bwog’s anonymous […]

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Mad Libs: Lit Hum and CC

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 1 Comments

Writing essays is a skill that Bwog just doesn’t have time to develop. So here is our go-to guide for spitting out grade B (we hope) midterm exam essays for your two favorite courses. Just fill in the blanks and watch your professor’s boredom grow. Literature Humanities: This passage, from (old white guy’s last name) […]

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SGA: Desserts Is Stressed Spelled Backwards

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Hey, remember that time last week when SGA showed up at your door with desserts? Remember how you had to fill out that Google form to place your order? SGA read every last one of them and spent Monday’s meeting identifying trends in your responses. Bold Barnard Bwogger Lauren Beltrone was on the scene. If […]

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RoomHop: The Bro Château

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 16 Comments

“The government may be shutdown, but the Bro Chateau isn’t!” Bwog recently made a couple of weekend visits to the Bro Château, a popular EC townhouse which is becoming known for its themed get-togethers. As always, if you find a room that you think should be hopped, send it to tips@bwog.com. Their most recent event, […]

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ESC: The Changes They Are A-Comin’

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 3 Comments

Reporting on all things rolling in the deep, Bwogtastic reporter Keenan Albee brings you the latest behind the SEAS action. This week ESC was graced by the presence of SEAS Vice Dean Kachani and, not surprisingly, the meeting was chock-full of big announcements. But if a curriculum change isn’t enough to get you all hot […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Where Art Thou? An existential cry for help? An accusation on a phone with bad service? Or an attempt to recreate a play made hundreds of years ago? Madysen Luebke answers all these questions and more with your weekly dose of all events artsy. If you know of any art-related events, send them in to […]

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There She Is, Miss America

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 8 Comments

Why is New Jersey called “The Garden State”? Because it’s too hard to fit “Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State” on a license plate? There she is, Miss America, taking pictures with your Columbia professors. Bwog was tipped the following: “English professor Molly Murray went to a dinner at the mayor’s house, sat by Miss America, got […]

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Bwoglines: Flight Of The Helicopter Edition

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because columbia needs another social networking app
bwoglines
can we get a bwog helicopter
thank you for flying bwog
three! two! one! fuck spec!!
what do you call a turtle that can fly? . a shellicopter!

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Barnard Students Only Allowed To Access JJ’s Until 1am

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barnard
burgers!
JJs
vajj's

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T-minus Half An Hour Until The TIC Opens

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good luck getting to ferris at 1
student tickets
those deh tickets are gonna go so fast you won't even know they were there
TIC
will the tic have tix to angels in america when it comes to nyc though

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Come To Club Fair Today So We Know You’re Too Cool For School

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activities fair
activtitty fair
bwog baby daddy
club fair
my club penguin name was probably like titty
too cool for school
too school for cool

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Bwoglines: What The Damn Edition

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banana no more
club fair
prayers are in mexico and florida
rush bweezy
rush bwog
velvet titty
we love u nadal
what does a girl have to do to get a banana around her? go to 1020? ;)

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Ten Places To Get Your Textbooks (That Aren’t The CU Bookstore)

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'chegg' is an even dumber site name than 'bwog' and that's saying a lot
bwog gives advice
tbt to when someone told rachel austin the gen chem book was on clio and she got it taken down :(
textbooks
this writer has a very generous definition of 'walking distance from campus'
we <3 the strand

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Marginalia: The Bibles Of Butler

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AN EXCELLENT SONG
butler marginalia
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CU Tells Us Why They Hate Bwog

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bwog baby daddy
bwog video
do you like to have a good time
I HATE BWOG
please email a pizza to tips@bwog.com
rush bwog
that's tips@bwog.com not tits@bwog.com
we also need baby mamas!!
we need some baby daddies

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