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Fireside Chat: Globalization, Globalization, Globalization (And Canada)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

On Tuesday evening the ever-indomitable President Bollinger hosted one of his intimate (75 guests), candid (carefully prepared questions), and free-food decked Fireside Chats at 60 Morningside Drive. Curious staircase climber Alexandra Avvocato was in attendance, ready to both report and eat as many miniature sliders as possible. Climbing up the marble staircase of Bollinger’s mansion, […]

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The Conspiracy Theorist: Hartley Hospitality Desk

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Now that Breaking Bad is over, Bwog has to wonder what Hartley Hospitality Desk workers do whilst ignoring our maintenance requests to: have our locks fixed, get our broken toilets replaced (looking at you, Carman), and help us raise/lower/rebuild our beds. Naturally, we knew Blue Cheetah would have the answer, as our trusty source for […]

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Follow Your Dreams: Fuzzy Animals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 4 Comments

Janelle Batta, BC ’11, might be a boring paralegal by day (she thanks LionSHARE for that), but by night she saves the animals of New York City. There’s a fundraiser from 7-10 pm tomorrow night—Pawty at Pourhouse—where your alcoholism can benefit the animals of the animal rescue All Sentient Beings. Bwog’s Feline Fanatic Sarah Faith […]

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Shit My Textbook Says

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Bwog asked for the weird things seen in textbooks. Here’s what we got. No shit, Sherlock: From a book on McCarthyism: “It’s hard to have a witch-hunt without witches” The editors forgot to take it out of the final draft: From a chapter on cyclic molecules: “‘Clearly the ring had an unwholesome power…’ —J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord […]

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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Cheesecake Brownie

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 3 Comments

In today’s Butler Café poetry, Bwog isn’t sure whether Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana wrote this description. In any case, the cheesecake brownie isn’t too shy about its double identity.

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John Jay No Longer Quite So Hot

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Thanks to the 1100-signature petition delivered by Student–Worker Solidarity to Columbia Dining, John Jay Dining Hall workers no longer have to endure a ridiculously hot kitchen. Pizza-baking, which apparently puts out a lot of heat, has been moved downstairs until Dining can put in better ventilation. Press release: This evening, workers at John Jay excitedly […]

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Bwoglines: Is This The Onion? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Are you still feeling sad that Breaking Bad is over? Cry no more! The One World Symphony House here in New York is remaking it. As an opera. An anti-Semitic Elmo was arrested in Times Square and sentenced to a year in jail. Oh, and he also tried to extort the Girl Scouts for $2 […]

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USenate Candidates Announced

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 37 Comments

As we announced earlier, after an interesting turn of events, there will be a direct election for the University Senate. There will be a debate in the Lerner Satow Room on Sunday from 4:30-5:30 pm and polls will open next Wednesday. The candidate list has just been announced and is as follows: Conor Skelding Alexander Andresian Yassamin Issapour David Kang David Froomkin Marc Heinrich […]

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Swingers Invite Ty Cobb to Stay

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

Bwog was tipped about an interesting addition to a double in the LLC. Check out the picture and post below. Sometimes even a double can feel lonely, which may explain why a pair of roommates chose to welcome a life-size poster of baseball player Ty Cobb into their home. Now, it serves as a welcoming and terrifying surprise […]

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www.LectureHop.com/r/founders

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 4 Comments

It was a night of memes, millionaire know-how, passionate creativity, and indispensable advice. Sunday, October 6th, the Columbia Organization for Rising Entrepreneur’s hosted an event which brought reddit co-founder and webshow host, Alexis Ohanian, to the Roone Arledge Cinema – along with two other notable new-tech moguls and former CC students, Jared Hecht CC ’09 […]

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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Bran Muffin

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 2 Comments

Today Bwog ventured into the Butler Cafe and stumbled upon this marvelous muffin. Brown and beautiful, domed and doubtful, it drew us closer. Marked as “bran-tastic” we even felt an urge to try it. But then we saw a Red Bull and drank that instead.

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The Small Victories of Midterms: The Butler-ite

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

In which Bwog brings you The Small Victories of Midterms: illustrations of the little things that make you feel good during midterm season. To start us off, we have he Butler-ite who looks surprisingly well put together. Note her poise, her intense gaze, her large head (containing a large brain of course). This is the smart and studious […]

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Bwoglines: Back On My Bachelor’s Edition

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bwoglines
Columbia EcoReps
feels like we are living in a balloon lol
google
natural disaster or north korean nukes
ny daily news
who needs ecoreps when you have the nyc sidewalk

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For Sale: Columbia Spectator Office

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carman stairwell-- for privacy or fucking or both
for sale: baby shoes. they're spec's.
fuck!
JJ's stands for john jacob jingleheimer schmidt's
john jiggity's
move HERE
riverside DANK
riverside dank would be a good we*d strand name
Vjay jay's place
will spec have to go through the housing lottery

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WTF, Carman?

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but literally where are the cinderblock walls
carman hall it doesn't get better
carman hall it gets a LOT better
carman isn't supposed to be nice this is just wrong
not salty at all
we love carman
wonder how the mice in the basement are doing

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Bwoglines: Recycling Is A Virtue Edition

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"green"
a warm welcome to 2021
bwoglines
Columbia EcoReps
columbia goes green
don't forget that we live in new york
first bwogline of the semester
forty bucks for a used mini fridge
get out b4 it is too late
get there early!
hi freshpeople welcome to new york
liza minelli
Welcome!

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Field Notes: Ready For A New Semester?

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are we mentally here? well...
bwog does nsop
field notes
thanks first-year for the snickerdoodle
what do we mean by 'initiated'? you probably don't want to know
who needs ecoreps when you have the nyc sidewalk

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Waking Up With Bwog: For God’s Sake, Get Off Campus

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columbia episode vi: return of the jj's
go to the math lawn at 4 pm for a good time
one bwogger read a poem involving her clitoris at /her/ nsop open mic night
sometimes st john has concerts - the acoustics there are incredible
waking up with bwog
you're going to be amazing

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Waking Up With Bwog: Take An NSOP Break

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dark abyss of ferris
ferris
give blood!
it's glowsticks
message from our EIC: "please expand my wikicu page it's so sparse"
waking up with bwog

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How To Get To Absolute Bagels

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absolute bagels
absolute pleasure
bwog baby daddy
nsop

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