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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]

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Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.

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Actual Wisdom: Nathan Pilkington

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 10 Comments

In our penultimate Actual Wisdom (look out tomorrow night for a super special Dean Wisdom), Nathan Pilkington casually drops his language prowess, explicitly mentions his Southerness, and eschews Columbia lions in favor of another savanna animal. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. To remind Columbia freshmen that they have reached the start […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week Of 12/21

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 1 Comments

It’s the last market week of the semester! Go and celebrate your last final/fortify yourself for your last final with hot cider, donuts with massive amounts of sugar, and other market-y, wintry things. The Columbia market is open year-round on Sundays and Thursdays and as always, accepts credit, debit, and EBT. There is food scrap collection […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Penultimate Peril

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 2 Comments

It’s now only a matter of hours until you can jump for joy and revel in the total freedom of winter break. Draw from us the strength to last one more day, and we’ll see you tonight at the party end of the world. Bwogline: Although the Canadian video of a child being flown away by an […]

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Actual Wisdom: Stacey D’Erasmo

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 14 Comments

1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I don’t need to justify my existence–I wasn’t responsible for it. But since I’m here, I hope that by the time I’m gone I’ve written a few things and loved a few people well. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes you special?): Oh man — […]

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Bwog Asked: What’s Keeping You Up At Night?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 20 Comments

Last night, Bwog procrastinated from its various papers by conducting another Bwog Asked on unsuspecting library-goers, this time asking the ambiguously ominous question, “What keeps you up at night?” Here’s a sampling of some of our results, along with an unexpectedly detailed conversation about grease. Boy constructing cheatsheet in 210: Wet dreams. Get it? 209 […]

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Statues Suit Up

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 9 Comments

In preparation for their final exams, several statues around Columbia and Barnard have been seen preparing themselves with style. When asked by Bwog, they had sound reasoning for the new accessories. The Barnard Runner, preparing for her Ancient Studies final, said that she wears the tie to remember the changing view of what a noble […]

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Columbia’s In Vogue

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 43 Comments

Well, Teen Vogue. If you were impressed with your ability to change from pajamas into baggy sweatpants for (most of) the past three weeks, re-evaluate your wardrobe skills. The Columbia and Barnard students–including CCSC President Karishma Habbu–who got profiled by Teen Vogue this finals season managed not only to make themselves presentable, but what some […]

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BwogSalon: Jester

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 5 Comments

We’re bringing back this old feature…just in time for winter break! In BwogSalon, we showcase exemplary articles from other Columbia publications for you to peruse. For this installment, we bring you humor magazine Jester. Their new issue, “Then,” is available in the Lerner Piano Lounge, racks in Lerner and Butler, and most dorms. If your […]

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Senior Wisdom: Dan Schlosser

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ADI
Dan Schlosser
Design for America
get shut down cuz you're over-zealous
live selfishly... well if dan says it's okay
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms 2016
this advice is so good thanks dan
we wanna be dan's friend don't leave dan

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Orgo Night: A New Direction?

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catch us dancing on butler 407 tabletops
cumb
it's ok maybe y'all just had a bad crowd theatre gets it all the time
not today that's for gd sure
orgo night
thanks for catering to our high school musical needs
THE MUSIC WAS GREAT
wait is it tho
we wonder when writing became a prerequisite to join a band
we're all in this together? sometimes?
when even is the organic chem final

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Senior Wisdom: Benjamin Kornick

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aren't we always talking about relationships
bacchanal
Benjamin Kornick
hey don't be too hard on yourself
is that what the word bout means... wtf
life IS dope when seamless arrives
lmao
quoting kanye always a good idea
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms 2016
those headphones
truuuuu
you're wearing them WRONG

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Senior Wisdom: Shivani Vikuntam

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facebook bahahahaah
her photo in spec... okay but the photographers don't get to choose so like who chose that pic
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms 2016
sga
SHE'S RIGHT
Shivani Vikuntam
that mohi bubble she right though
that shrug emoji... so shivani
WE DO HAVE A TON OF POWER

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Bwog In Bed: Killin’ It Edition

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bwog in bed
grim sleeper that's clever
imposter syndrome too real tho
is the ted cruz joke getting old
sounds like john wayne gacy jr so we guess that makes sense
TOO BAD
what kind of a name is lonnie david franklin jr
why is cali such a wonderful place filled with so many weirdos
wikipedia tunnel is soooooo real

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The Answers To Orgo Night

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be aggressive
be offended
butler 209
bwog baby daddy
CUMB in butler 209
f me in the butler 209
fuckler 209
orgo night
orgo night script
orgy night
thanks obama
wyawa

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Senior Wisdom: Omar Abboud

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aw cute mom story
bwog zipcar trip 2k16??
four loko was EvEryWhErE
omar abboud
oral sex is nasty????? dude youve been doing it wromg
senior wisdom
the "6"
we love canadians

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Minimize Your Suffering (By Doing It Off-Campus)

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even if you don't study outside take a walk - it's good for your mental health
for the hispters among you who don't want to just go to starbucks
hungarian isn't included because hungarian is a safe space
if you go looking in the american archives area of the met look for the george washington plates
or i guess if you want to stew in butler to each their own
study spots
would we study at toms? maybe

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