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Actual Wisdom: Jeffrey Lax

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 4 Comments

For our last Actual Wisdom of 2013, we bring you Jeffrey Lax, who wants you to keep your standards high (yes, even this week). Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Do footnotes count against the limit? Graphs? If you can’t read my handwriting, does it count? I love what I do, hope my enthusiasm […]

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Study Break It Down With Metrotones

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 3 Comments

In our continuing attempts at cheering you up through the power of music, we take a decidedly sadder turn with Bill Withers’ classic “Ain’t No Sunshine.” Ok yes, it’s a depressing song and the title may be a little too real a description of your last two weeks, but this arrangement and Bunge Okeyo, BC’13, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jess Levenson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 11 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Jess Levenson, West Orange, NJ, Barnard Claim to fame? Former Hillel Eboard member, sister of Sigma Delta Tau, Columbia cheerleader, self-proclaimed food studies major. Hosted Greek Beats this year. Won second place in last year’s Erotic Cake Competition. Where are you going? To live with my parents in Jerz Three things you learned at Columbia: […]

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Bwog In Bed: You’re Probably Already Home But We’re Still Here So Shhh

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 2 Comments

We don’t give a shit if you’re already home and playing with your cat. At least one Bwogger still has 2 exams and a paper left as of this morning, so put up with us for our penultimate Bwog in Bed of 2013. Bwogline: Rich Ellerson was fired as West Point’s football coach after going […]

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Senior Poll: 1952 Vs. 2014

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 12 Comments

A few days ago, we brought you the same questions that were asked to the Class of 1952 in their senior class poll, and offered you the chance to take it yourself. The questions ranged in topic from football practice, to student leadership, to Communism; its goal was to “determine the likes and dislikes of […]

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Actual Wisdom: Achille Varzi

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 4 Comments

Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: If I didn’t exist, neither would you (strictly speaking). It’s all closely connected, you know… Claim to fame: Apart from being the best cigarette roller in the Northern hemisphere? I don’t think I have any claim to fame, though I fear people will remember me as the guy who […]

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Senior Year Checklist: Cry, Scramble, Roll Eyes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 3 Comments

It’s taken quite some time for your dearly departed senior staff member to write this intro—accepting that we are, in fact, graduating (fingers crossed) is a hard thing to do. But there you have it. Somehow we’ve made it through freshman, sophomore, and junior year, and here we are with just one semester left—or less! The […]

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From the Issue: A Conversation with Ross Perlin

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 1 Comments

We humbly pay tribute to our ancestral magazine The Blue and White with another excerpt from its December issue—on campus now! Ross Perlin is an independent writer and linguist stuck in the ever-expanding no man’s land between academia, critical theory, and journalism. His first book, Intern Nation: How to Earn Nothing and Learn Little in the Brave […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kenneth Zauderer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 13 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kenneth, Kenny, Ken, Moshe, Moses, Mo-Zow, Mo Zauderer; Woodmere, NY; Columbia College Claim to fame? Probably the person who saw you saving three spots in the 3rd Floor Ref Room and kindly asked you, “Is anyone sitting there?” You unkindly gave me a dirty look, said no, and moved your things. Where are you […]

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Study Break It Down With Sun Looks Down

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 7 Comments

Take a momentary break from your finals panic to listen to some of your talented peers. Sun Looks Down—Spencer Horstman, Jacob Sunshine, David Su, all CC’14, and Diana Flanagan, CC’15—just dropped their first official single, Moonshine, and it sounds awesome. Their full EP will be available in late January, but for now you can listen […]

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Day In The Life: Gengar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 8 Comments

On the off chance Momma Bwog hasn’t already thoroughly killed the Class of 2018’s buzz, we hereby finish out our presentation of staffer’s schedules with incoming Features Editor Alexander Pines’ typical Wednesday. In case we’ve got you too down, be sure to check out our PeopleHops or Senior Wisdoms. 8:55 am: First alarm goes off, […]

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Bwog In Bed: Hold On, We’re Going Home Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 1 Comments

The end is nigh, folks. In just over 24 hours you’ll either be enjoying one of the most amazing cities in the world (something you’ve probably existed since about mid-November) or you’ll be on a plane/train/car/foot?/vehicle back to wherever it is that you go when you’re not here. So crawl back in bed with us, […]

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Carman’s Ongoing Lack Of Hot Water Points To Larger Housing Issues

Jenny Zhu 3

bwop tart
carman
furnald
housing issues
i love you all please stay safe
john jay
more of a wally girl myself
shoutout to all my freshmen for giving me such great quotes

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Bucket List: Tibeto-Mongol Relations and FemTech

Timmy Wu 2

bucketlist
Buell hall has the best events
fake news!
FemTech
Journalist
Mongol
Morgan Stanley Children's hospital?
tibet
Trauma free

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Open Meeting Announcement

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bwop tart
i won't be there unfortunately but i'll see you in the next meeting
outrageous pitches are the name of the game
seriously come

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Bwoglines: Sundays Are For The Boys (And Girls To Finish Homework) Edition

Jenny Zhu 0

bwop tart
im baaaaaaack!!!
im back and im going back to sleep after posting this lmao
so much shit to finish today smfh

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Where Art Thou: Kicking Off 2018

Sarah Kinney 0

can't wait for the student theater this semester
field trip to Chelsea anyone?
politics and art
where art thou?
yay funding for the arts

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Back Of The Envelope: How Warm Is It On Low Steps?

Ross Chapman 0

back of the envelope
rip sun
rip warm weather
total mathematic accuracy
what's at the front of the envelope? i wonder

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Alternative Ways To Get Around Barnard

Sarah Harty 0

can you tell im salty abt uber drivers and claremont?
fck claremont ave
ive never seen naruto
this campus is already so fcked
why are we making it worse

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Bwog Does Science!

Alex Tang 1

bwog does science
no but seriously the best views on campus are from the top floors in noco
raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by biol 2005
science is sexy
still seeking token seas student
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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