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Pastry Poetry in the But: Loaf Cake

By Bwog Staff on Oct 07, 2013 3 Comments

Since midterms are super fun and don’t keep us up at weird hours, Bwog figured we’d share some of the interesting pastry descriptions in the Butler Café. Today’s pastry is a Banana Loaf Cake, “made with love just like Grandma’s.”

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2Girls1Snack: Bagel Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 07, 2013 17 Comments

Every week, Bwog’s Elizabeth Self and Lorna Hale venture around the city comparing treats. This week our bold snackers took on a New York giant: the bagel. Read on for unexpected onions, bland blobs of bread, disastrous disagreements, actual artistry, and some stuff about bagels. As we all learned from the movies, New Yorkers are […]

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CCSC: Waiting For Justice

By Bwog Staff on Oct 07, 2013 3 Comments

If you’re curious about what’s going on in Student Council, Bwog’s got you covered. This week CCSC talked about commuter swipe access, further bans on undergraduate use of certain libraries, University Senate direct elections and a random assortment of other things. Satow Room correspondent Joseph Milholland gives you the scoop. Read on for more! By […]

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What LitHum Teaches You

By Bwog Staff on Oct 07, 2013 9 Comments

After reading this NYTimes article about literature teaching you social skills, Bwog quickly brainstormed compiled through much effort the complete set of life-lessons first-years will glean from LitHum. Iliad: Sometimes when people get angry they kill people. Odyssey: Non cosi fan tutte. Histories: People lie to make their stories better. Oresteia: Systems of law are helpful. Oedipus: […]

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Bwoglines: Reviving American Enthusiasm Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 07, 2013 0 Comments

The government may be shut down, but America’s ability to be awesome at sports hasn’t faltered. We beat a team of international players in golf’s President’s Cup for the eighth time this year. America!!!!! (BBC) According to the New York Times, the Twitter bio is “a postmodern artform” whose master-guru is Hillary Clinton. (NYT) This […]

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Bwog Asked: What’s the Weirdest Thing You Have Snuck Into Butler?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 06, 2013 5 Comments

The romantic nights of spending some quality time with your lover, Butler Library, are upon us all with midterms here for some. Bwog ventured into the place itself to see what are the weirdest things you have snuck into Butler to get you through those long study nights. 2nd Floor: My friend took his dog […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Oct 06, 2013 0 Comments

Want to escape the suffocating Butler 209 and the thoughts of your impending midterms? Ever wondered how salsa and Goldfish can make for the best dinner? Come hang out with Bwog tonight at 7:00pm in the SGO of Lerner 5th Floor. A little over-excited via Shutterstock

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WTF, Columbia: Laundry Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 06, 2013 13 Comments

In this installment of WTF, Columbia, Bwog reveals a tramatic experience with the notorious laundry system. Two days ago, I spent my morning attempting to open a washing machine with a metal squeegee. Why, you ask? What could have possibly driven me to such MacGyver-esque (though admittedly crazy) behavior? The star of many a nightmare: Columbia […]

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Bucket List: Snowden, Syria, Silence

By Bwog Staff on Oct 06, 2013 0 Comments

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. As always, feel free to mention any events we may have missed in the comments section (and/or mock our typos) and we’ll add them. Our recommendations […]

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Bwoglines: Too Tired to Believe This is Real

By Bwog Staff on Oct 06, 2013 0 Comments

The iPhone 5C will now be sold for as low as $45, which is a great price for a piece of plastic to match your Crocs. (Time) A Banksy piece on 6th Avenue and 24th Street is getting a lot of potty business from some canine friends. (New York Post) We finally did it; there […]

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Overseen: Mystery Picture on the Steps of JJ’s

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 6 Comments

Today a tipster spotted this (bizarre? provocative? exciting?) image on the stairs leading to JJ’s place and was kind enough to share it with us. Naturally, the picture has inspired some questions: Where did it come from? Where is it going? Why JJ’s? What does it all mean? Bwog doesn’t have these answers, but a […]

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PSA: Freshmen Party, Loudly

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 26 Comments

As midterms doth approach, freshmen are hitting their stride on how-to-party and RAs are getting crankier. One first-year floor RA emailed his floor, reminding everyone to shut up and get off his damn lawn buckle down on work for the betterment of the community. The RA starts kindly: Just a reminder: Marijuana and drug paraphernalia […]

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Field Notes: An Ode to FAPing

Thomas Saenz 0

"professional new age porn star"
bwog is wild
fap
fap with bwog
field notes
highkey have called my parents to avoid doing stuff
how do you black out at a fucking polo match
so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift
someone link me to romanian music that sounds lit
someone stop me I'm literally 5 years old
the face mask one hurts me on the inside
what is new age pornography

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Mountains, Simulations, And Dystopia: Ian Cheng’s Emissaries At MoMA PS1

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arts arts arts
bwog is cultured
could we get a good ig post out of it tho
moma ps1
sounds like something my art hum professor would hate
still don't know what's happening in these pieces
this would be crazy to see high
we stan ian cheng

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What’s Up With Ferris’s New Bouncer?

Bwog Staff 1

do you even go here
ferris bouncer
ferris pasta
ferris titties
GRRR IM GONNA EAT YOUR FAKE ID
hate to see me go but LOVE TO WATCH ME LEAVE
have fun making that western union call ALONE
I EAT FAKE IDS FOR BREAKFAST
please im 21
these titties aren't underage
who runs this damn website idk
whoDO YOU KNOW HERE
you don't need to drink alcohol to have fun
you don't need to go to ferris to have fun

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CCSC Talks Friendship, Bias, and Bylaws In The Satow Room

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at one point a pic of josh schenk and hillary clinton was amplified on the screen
ccsc
friend2friend fostering ccsc friendship
i'm a pretty partial person
ya we missed the first meeting

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Bwoglines: Stop Screwing People Over Edition

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and i thought i cursed a lot
bwoglines
call your local rep to stop the ban
can we stop giving far-right individuals power thanks
having lola say stfu to me is now on my bucketlist
help a californian out
how about we ban white supremacists instead
this humidity got me weak
to the left to the left let's bring politics back to the left

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CU Attempts To Answer Columbia Trivia Questions

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adeo meos oculos!
blue and white video?
bwideo
bwog video
nice fuck spec at the end there
we don't hate spec sports though!

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How To Stay Awake In Your 8:40

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8:40s are the work of the devil
how come we can never nap when we're at home but napping in class is the easiest thing in the world
hydration station
just feed your need for attention and romance
not gonna lie we wrote this post because we needed this for ourselves
shoutout to jon snow for making his lectures so engaging they're had to sleep through

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Save Your Soul At Bwog’s Meeting Tonight

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bring baseball pitchers
bring copies of the Iliad
bring copies of the Quran
bring pitchers
bring pitches
come to meeting
comment your favourite gospel below
meeting tonight

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