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Paunching Fruit for 24 Hours

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

This afternoon at 5 pm, campus improv group Fruit Paunch begins their annual 24 hour comedy show on Low Plaza. Stop by anytime before 5 pm tomorrow for a dose of irreverent and mildly awkward humor before the onset of the dark night. If you need a reason more compelling than forcing Bob and Eli to reenact […]
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Senior Wisdom: Boris Vassilev

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 27 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Boris Vassilev, Rockville, MD (Originally Sofia, Bulgaria), Columbia College, Physics and Creative Writing (I did it for the money.) Claim to Fame? Fame: Bwog’s last surviving copy editor. The only Eastern European, transfer science and humanities double major on campus. My heart chambers fire out of order. Infamy: The set of Fiddler on […]
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Some Of These Things Are Not Like The Others: Rembrandt

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 4 Comments

Because there are few hells fresher than trying to memorize 1,000 PowerPoint slides of paintings you swear never even came up in class, we’ll be helping you study for your Art Hum exam this week with a closer look at some of the syllabus. In this next installment of SOTTANLTO Bwog’s Professional Photoshopper/Procrastinator Zach Kagan assures […]
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Quarto Magazine Launches Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

Quarto, Columbia’s Undergraduate Journal of Creative Writing, releases its sixty-third annual issue tonight! To celebrate, they’re having a launch party from 9 to 11 pm in 501 Dodge complete with free food of the fancy cheese/sparkling apple juice variety. They also made this funky video (below) of people making triangles with their hands and/or scribbling things. […]
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Throwback Tunes: A Musical Study Guide for Lit Hum

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 6 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to glorious works of our literary past from the second semester of the Lit Hum syllabus. ‘Njoy! The Beatles, “I […]
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From the Archives: Spoiler Alert

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 12 Comments

Still cramming for LitHum and CC? Did you fall asleep last night before you could finish reading Crime and Punishment? Bwog is here to help with another oldie-but-goodie from reading periods past. It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get […]
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Bwoglines: Friendly Reminders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

The Knicks’ Tyson Chandler reminds us that one man’s weak defense is another man’s sweet new trophy—and also why it’s important to write acceptance speeches ahead of time. (NYDN) Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson reminds us that there’s a difference between elaboration and fabrication on your résumé; we’re still waiting on that CCE workshop. (Daily Intel) […]
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To Help You “Study”

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 5 Comments

In light of the fact that your CC final is tomorrow, and you’ve decided to take up a new television show been studying rigorously for the past three days, here is another reminder that you’re screwed prepared.
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Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 10 Comments

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft: A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!” Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same […]
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Finals Angst, Elevated To All New Levels

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 12 Comments

A tipster spotted the following cry for help in the notoriously sucky Hamilton elevator:
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Don’t Forget To Eat And Get A Seat!

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 2 Comments

At Midnight Breakfast and Orgo Night, respectively! Despite some date-drama, the pre-finals breakfast will in fact be held tonight, as per tradition. Head over to LeFrak for a superhero-themed meal at 11 pm if you’re a Barnard senior, 11:30 if you’re a Barnard non-senior, and 12 if you’re a pleb. Also tonight: grab a seat […]
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Masterpieces of Western Television: Semester I

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 17 Comments

As we all rigorously master the Western canon of visual art, music, literature, and philosophy, we soon realize that there is surely one discipline missing from this list, one that we are perhaps best at studying for: television. But, because Bwog has a shorter attention span and more of a penchant for solipsism than that […]
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From The Issue: Customs, But No Check

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  • a more serious issue from the december issue
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Senior Wisdom: Shai Dollin

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  • being from the same town as 3OH!3 is certainly a claim to fame if we've ever heard of one
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Overseen: Bare Butts In The But

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  • the goal is to have an actual full tag for "butler sex"
  • when all you want is a wholesome night of textbook reading
  • why must everything so good and pure in this world be soiled
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The Cathartic, Communal, Columbia Cry

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  • drown out the sounds of passing ambulances with your own voices
  • in which case congrats to you you're smart and will ace all your finals
  • nobody except nyu kids
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  • there was one in wash square park this week but nobody went to that
  • unless you know
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Bwog In Bed: Get Pumped Edition

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  • never forget drake
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Senior Wisdom: Shrey Jasani

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From The Issue: Portrait Of The Artist

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Tweet, Lion, Tweet

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