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…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]

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Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.

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Actual Wisdom: Nathan Pilkington

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 10 Comments

In our penultimate Actual Wisdom (look out tomorrow night for a super special Dean Wisdom), Nathan Pilkington casually drops his language prowess, explicitly mentions his Southerness, and eschews Columbia lions in favor of another savanna animal. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. To remind Columbia freshmen that they have reached the start […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week Of 12/21

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 1 Comments

It’s the last market week of the semester! Go and celebrate your last final/fortify yourself for your last final with hot cider, donuts with massive amounts of sugar, and other market-y, wintry things. The Columbia market is open year-round on Sundays and Thursdays and as always, accepts credit, debit, and EBT. There is food scrap collection […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Penultimate Peril

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 2 Comments

It’s now only a matter of hours until you can jump for joy and revel in the total freedom of winter break. Draw from us the strength to last one more day, and we’ll see you tonight at the party end of the world. Bwogline: Although the Canadian video of a child being flown away by an […]

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Actual Wisdom: Stacey D’Erasmo

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 14 Comments

1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I don’t need to justify my existence–I wasn’t responsible for it. But since I’m here, I hope that by the time I’m gone I’ve written a few things and loved a few people well. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes you special?): Oh man — […]

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Bwog Asked: What’s Keeping You Up At Night?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 20 Comments

Last night, Bwog procrastinated from its various papers by conducting another Bwog Asked on unsuspecting library-goers, this time asking the ambiguously ominous question, “What keeps you up at night?” Here’s a sampling of some of our results, along with an unexpectedly detailed conversation about grease. Boy constructing cheatsheet in 210: Wet dreams. Get it? 209 […]

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Statues Suit Up

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 9 Comments

In preparation for their final exams, several statues around Columbia and Barnard have been seen preparing themselves with style. When asked by Bwog, they had sound reasoning for the new accessories. The Barnard Runner, preparing for her Ancient Studies final, said that she wears the tie to remember the changing view of what a noble […]

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Columbia’s In Vogue

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 43 Comments

Well, Teen Vogue. If you were impressed with your ability to change from pajamas into baggy sweatpants for (most of) the past three weeks, re-evaluate your wardrobe skills. The Columbia and Barnard students–including CCSC President Karishma Habbu–who got profiled by Teen Vogue this finals season managed not only to make themselves presentable, but what some […]

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Recycling Pee In Space And Other Feats Of Engineering: A Talk With Astronaut Tim Kopra

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adding ‘in space’ to any activity makes it 100x cooler
camping in space
getting excited about space in space
lecturehop
nobody asked if he preferred star wars or star trek
recycling pee in space
space: the final frontier
who do you go camping with? 10/10 would recommend (space)

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Columbia Athletics Closes Investigation And Releases Statement Regarding Wrestling Program

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campus issues
columbia athletics
columbia university wrestling team
let's hope this helps!
official statement
wrestling
yikes

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A Wrinkle In (GMT)ime

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bwog loves u joey
Greenwich mean time
madlibs onstage
mrs. whatsit
mrs. which
mrs. who
the rest of the cast was p damn flawless too
wink-le in time hehehe

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Bwoglines: Burial Edition

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bwoglines
i wish i was an artiste but i'm just an art appreciator
i would go to the whitney if we could for free
not sure what i can say bc this is pretty serious stuff
not sure what the whitney museum has to do with burial but lets just roll with it
whose mans [referring to man in casket]

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Wrestling Team Releases Letter Of Apology

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apology
groupme
wrestlers
wrestling team

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How To Deal With Dwindling Money

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(don't) uber everywhere
bwog baby daddy (sort of)
tricky
we're all broke
who is the real bwog baby daddy

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A Sad State Of Affairs: Visual Arts At Columbia

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and you should check them out
but one would be thinking wrongly
one would think it would be easier to do visual arts in new york cityb
tfw it's impossible to get prereqs for a major
the magazines are really cool though
visual arts

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Reminder: Pass / D / Fail Deadline Is Today!

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although you can now uncover classes
are they calling students turkeys registrars turkeys what is oging on
barnard's first year blog literally just posted a turkey photo
just like make sure that it's not classes that are required for your major
p/d/f
what if college was all pass fail

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