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Registration, Take Three

By Bwog Staff on Jan 07, 2013 39 Comments

In case you haven’t checked your email since the last day of finals, a new registration window for spring classes opens tomorrow. From January 8th through January 11th and from January 14th through January 18th, you’ll be able to search for a better Music Hum time slot and reconsider that Renaissance art seminar you were […]

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Hide Your Christmas Tree

By Bwog Staff on Jan 07, 2013 14 Comments

If you’re a resident of Broadway, EC, the Brownstones, Carman, Furnald, Hartley, River, Schapiro, or UAH, there’s a chance that a Housing official will be hanging out in your room sometime over break. From January 9th through January 16th, Housing is conducting a “Housing Accommodations Survey” that will include entering student living spaces. (After struggling […]

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Semester In Review

By Bwog Staff on Jan 04, 2013 16 Comments

Sated by parent’s box-wine and home-cooking, Bwog now casts a nostalgic gaze backward, and tries to connect the dots of news from this past semester. Here is Bwog’s song of the year for some musical accompaniment. The diversity of experience ensures a diversity of historical interpretation, but Bwog, unable to take off its “new media” […]

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More Like Close-o-mat, Amirite?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 03, 2013 48 Comments

Cardomat is closing, and that means two things. One, the end of Cardomat’s interminable signs; and two, the availability of primo Broadway retail space. We called, but nobody picked up. Send word if you ascertain what’s going to replace it before we do.

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The Wall of Shame: Our GPAs Are Waiting

By Bwog Staff on Jan 01, 2013 213 Comments

We’re not sure about you, but Bwog woke up this morning thinking 2013 would be different. We had high hopes that everything we wanted would come with this new year and all our wishes would be fulfilled. And then we checked SSOL, and grades were still missing. 2013 has come, and nothing has changed. In […]

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The App That Will Change Your Life

By Bwog Staff on Dec 30, 2012 18 Comments

Several traveling tipsters have reported the awesome new MTA app will make your downtown ventures that much easier. The MTA Subway Time app basically displays the exact same information that’s on the overhead station clocks—the projected train arrival times, including any delays—except on your phone. As the helpful image to the right illustrates, you can see […]

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Join Columbia’s Hottest Social Network

By Bwog Staff on Dec 29, 2012 21 Comments

The next Mark Zuckerberg works in CUIT, and he’s created a social network exclusively for Columbia students. This isn’t your grandmother’s Courseworks, with its “graphical log-in.” This is a cutting-edge social network. Every Columbia student now has a profile (just click on “Profile” under “My Workspace”). Here, you can list “Personal Information” (favorite TV shows, […]

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Find Another Way to Procrastinate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2012 9 Comments

Update: Spec has returned from its time off/defeated the malware, and is no longer blocked by Google Chrome. At last, your endless cycle of Top Sites surfing is complete again. Apparently not all Columbians appreciate the ideas of “break” and “being away” and keep coming back to check campus news like addicts to an opium den. We […]

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Students Petition for Class on Marxism

By Bwog Staff on Dec 26, 2012 42 Comments

It may come as a shock, but the University of Havana (North) currently offers no philosophy class devoted to our patron saint, Karl Marx. Sure, half of the courses here analyze things “from a Marxist perspective” but there is no class that takes an in-depth look at Marx’s philosophy and its relationship to Hegel’s. But […]

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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

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…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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Bwoglines: The Hamilton Feud Isn’t Over Edition

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a family divided will not stand
Dallas is broke as fuck
hamilton
lin manual for president 2020
melania and barron not moving in
pessimism will kill you all
texas is so screwed
trumpy frumpy
who wouldn't wanna live in the white house?
why can't he get a hobby?

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How To Take Control Of Your Local Student Council

Bwog Staff 1

be the prince
ben and viv
early morning bwog
is this satirical? who knows
lnb
please make this campus election season exciting
please stop writing spec op eds
some student council members share really bad memes
this was good
Trump stole Ben Makansi's strategy
we're gonna DENNIS The Fed
you know who you are

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Bwog Meeting Tonight at Lerner 505!

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'I don't read Bwog'
bwog meeting
fleeting happiness
just be grateful and take the bagel
meeting announcement
pitches

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Turkey Bucketlist Drop

Finn Klauber 1

"muffled ayy lmao" me on thursday
adventure bucket time list
ayy lmao will always be a great meme @amara @rachel
bucket list
bucketlist
could use a beer right about now ayy?
didn't end as badly as ahs roanoke tho
thanks settlers and indians

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Back Of The Envelope: How Much Did Athletics Spend On Trying To Get You To Come To Football Games This Semester?

Betsy Ladyzhets 2

a columbia kid trying to care about sports
athletics
Bwog does not play sports preferring to exercise the mind
football
how many people come to games for beer o'clock vs how many come for the band
roar lion roar
think of how many textbooks you could buy with that money

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Bwoglines: Reality And Ideals Edition

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damn emails
do what michelle obama says
india
michelle 2020
our generation's legacy legalizing gay marriage and pot we can swing it
Taiwan
that little island southeast of Chian
we will miss you michelle obama

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How To Avoid Dangerous Topics On Thanksgiving

Victoria Arancio 3

anyone that is staying is a lucky s.o.b.
ay you pass the cranberry sauce
bwogsgiving is real thanksgiving
deflect like you've never deflected before
drink your way through the holiday
everyone has that crazy uncle
How-To
thanksgiving

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Where Art Thou: Turkey Day

Gowan Moïse 0

be sure to find a George to get ready for your Sunday in the park
loadbang makes its return to the Miller Theatre with a.... bang
the band name 'loadbang' has the potential to be sooooo much dirtier...
turkey day is much more fun to say than Thanksgiving
who else is ready for the parade??

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