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Bwoglines: Middle School Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2012 0 Comments

Natural gas has recently boomed as an energy source, but the discrepancy between the American consumer’s environmental and cost benefit and the natural gas companies’ massive losses has caused the fuel’s profitability to be questioned. [Insert 12-year-old boy inspired flatulation joke here] (NYT) Ellen Degeneres is to receive the Mark Twain Award for American Humor and […]

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Double Trouble: Objection Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2012 20 Comments

Don’t shed those tears after our 21-16 loss to Dartmouth, Bwog is here to cheer you up with a double dose of Overheards and Overseens. Thanks to our army of minions tipsters, we’ve gathered some snippets through the grapevine. Freshman athletes on Lit Hum: “I didn’t know, when I committed, about the whole liberal arts thing […]

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Homecoming is Today!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2012 4 Comments

Unless you have been living under a rock or trapped in the bathroom, you should know today is Homecoming! Columbia Lions are taking on the Big Green today, 10/20, on Baker Field at 1:30 PM. Shuttle buses will depart from 116th and Broadway starting at 11:00 AM and returning immediately after the game. For guidance on how […]

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Contest: President Bollinger Overseens

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2012 7 Comments

In celebration of Homecoming, Bwog is hosting a contest for the best overseen photo of Prezbo. The contest will start today (10/20) and end next Saturday (10/27). The prize is none other than your very own bottle of Bollinger champagne. So fire up Instagram and send those photos to tips@bwog.com! All about angles via […]

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Bwoglines: Shenanigans Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2012 0 Comments

For the few, the proud Android lovers, it turns out the upcoming Sony Nexus X was in fact, a hoax. Ti Kawamoto, a graphic artist from Vermont, decided to post the pictures as a product of a 3D modeling exercise. Tech sites soon picked up the story and published it without some fact checking. Oops. (Tech […]

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What to Do When Your Parents are Coming to Dinner

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 23 Comments

Ah, it’s once again that marvelous time of year when you have two midterms next week, Saturday will be wasted in drunken revelry, and…oh yeah, your parents are in town. If, like us, you’ve spent the past week panicking and trying to hide half the stuff in your room, these tips should give you a […]

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How To Read Back Your Student Life Fees

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 0 Comments

For the past few weeks, we’ve been giving you tips on how to stick it to the man student life fees by exploiting Columbia giveaways. In this installment, we calculate how much money you can “read back” in free New York Times (and by “read,” we obviously mean “do the crossword/KenKen and then blithely flip […]

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Barnard Workers Vote to Accept Contract

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 1 Comments

In an email sent out to the Barnard student body this morning, DSpar announced that the members of UAW Local 2110 have ratified the tentative agreement announced yesterday. The new contract, which contains no wage freeze or cuts to benefits or maternity leave, “will be finalized upon approval of Barnard’s Board of Trustees.” DSpar calls […]

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Enlightenment in 140 Characters

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 2 Comments

Still need more ways to procrastinate for your midterms? Bwog has you covered! When you’re spending all that time on Twitter to avoid your calculus textbook, your tweets can start to feel a little dry. But not anymore, with our new favorite website that proclaims “Yes, that CAN be my next tweet!” This text generator […]

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Your Textbook Loves You And Wants You To Be Happy

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 1 Comments

You’ve probably been spending a lot more time with your textbook lately, and in some pretty late-night settings. Bwog has, too—and we’ve noticed a few little gems hidden within. Small moments like these below; subtle signals from the authors sensing our distress and saying, “You are not alone.” Or just a lame scientist trying to […]

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Bwoglines: Excuses Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 3 Comments

Residents of Brooklyn are protesting the possible addition of a new homeless shelter in their neighborhood, because they “already have people in our community who are borderline homeless.” (Gawker) Joe Walsh continued Todd Akin’s unscientific rants yesterday, when he told reporters there is no need for an abortion exception for the life or health of […]

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(Day) Drinking with Bwog: Homecoming

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 1 Comments

It’s that time of the year again. For a brief 48 hours, you go to a fantasy college where Butler is a football rival and not a cavernous den of midterm doom and “tailgating” is a thing. That’s right, it’s Homecoming weekend! And what better way to celebrate than with a special edition of DWB […]

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Finals Playlist: Regrets Of The Semester

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"one word from you and i would jump off of this ledge i'm on"
deliver us unto border cafe
deliver us unto dunkin donuts
deliver us unto life alive
jk throwing ourselves into the charles it's cleaner than the hudson
re: swim good we could have made a weak joke about the swim test but we didn't
regrets of the semester
throwing ourselves in the hudson

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Stuff You Can Get For Free At Columbia

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Bwog loves free food
bwog loves free stuff
CUCR Pizza
free food
free stuff
lube
Three-ply toilet paper
using your CUID to get free stuff

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Senior Wisdom: Hallie Nell Swanson

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a flock of swansons
ah yes the MOST famous oral sex vs cheese answer
Bwog loves our mom/dad/other the Blue and White
Maybe her claim to fame should be that she trolled too hard and made England mad
raging is very important for the spirit
senior wisdom
sophomore class page activist
swandiggidydog
swandoggy
swansiblings
when Prezbo apologizes for the statue and we wonder if his programming has a bug

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Senior Wisdom: Vivek Ramakrishnan

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"Fuck it it's prestigious"
Does the triple-ply help if you fall ass-backwards into CCSC?
Fun with Columbia's bureaucratic acronyms
get this boy to a broadway play!
how did ben and viv sneak into CCSC?
One half of the famous duo Ben and Viv
senior wisdom
successful joke CCSC political campaigns
Vivek Ramakrishnan

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Bwog In Bed: The Days Of Mud

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bookslut
Butler beer pong
bwog in bed
donald j. trump
mud mud mud
or if you're in SEAS Mudd
Shostakovich's string quartets
The age of Trump
The days of mud
The White Stripes

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Field Notes: Save Us From Finals Purgatory Edition

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beyonce without question > studying
field notes
good luck on ur finals columbia ... try not to fuck it up (more than you already have)
netflix > studying
reading bwog > studying
s/o to our favorite mainer JRM
taking snipe photos of guys in your reading room > studying
tbh almost anything > studying
wine > studying
wish our only responsibility was napping. we're real good at that.

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Senior Wisdom: Sean Augustine-Obi

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'most internet arguments aren't worth reading' @ our comment threads next time
'things are better now unless you enjoyed paying for laundry' ... or unless you go to barnard
'vegan penis' sounds like the name of a really bad punk rock band
senior wisdom
we'd also want to hear stories of what he does when he turns 21
we'd read that anime review blog
where is prezbo indeed

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Actual Wisdom: Dorothy Ko

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actual wisdom
send us letters co lerner 505 or butler 209
teach us chinese pls ... or just step on us that'd be cool too
we want to be dorothy ko when we grow up
we've never tasted a bowl of fresh silky bean curd steaming hot and quivering in the spoon but now we really want to
what a killer fashion sense

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