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The Wall of Shame: Our GPAs Are Waiting

By Bwog Staff on Jan 01, 2013 213 Comments

We’re not sure about you, but Bwog woke up this morning thinking 2013 would be different. We had high hopes that everything we wanted would come with this new year and all our wishes would be fulfilled. And then we checked SSOL, and grades were still missing. 2013 has come, and nothing has changed. In […]

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The App That Will Change Your Life

By Bwog Staff on Dec 30, 2012 18 Comments

Several traveling tipsters have reported the awesome new MTA app will make your downtown ventures that much easier. The MTA Subway Time app basically displays the exact same information that’s on the overhead station clocks—the projected train arrival times, including any delays—except on your phone. As the helpful image to the right illustrates, you can see […]

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Join Columbia’s Hottest Social Network

By Bwog Staff on Dec 29, 2012 21 Comments

The next Mark Zuckerberg works in CUIT, and he’s created a social network exclusively for Columbia students. This isn’t your grandmother’s Courseworks, with its “graphical log-in.” This is a cutting-edge social network. Every Columbia student now has a profile (just click on “Profile” under “My Workspace”). Here, you can list “Personal Information” (favorite TV shows, […]

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Find Another Way to Procrastinate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2012 9 Comments

Update: Spec has returned from its time off/defeated the malware, and is no longer blocked by Google Chrome. At last, your endless cycle of Top Sites surfing is complete again. Apparently not all Columbians appreciate the ideas of “break” and “being away” and keep coming back to check campus news like addicts to an opium den. We […]

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Students Petition for Class on Marxism

By Bwog Staff on Dec 26, 2012 42 Comments

It may come as a shock, but the University of Havana (North) currently offers no philosophy class devoted to our patron saint, Karl Marx. Sure, half of the courses here analyze things “from a Marxist perspective” but there is no class that takes an in-depth look at Marx’s philosophy and its relationship to Hegel’s. But […]

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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

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…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]

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Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.

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Actual Wisdom: Nathan Pilkington

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 10 Comments

In our penultimate Actual Wisdom (look out tomorrow night for a super special Dean Wisdom), Nathan Pilkington casually drops his language prowess, explicitly mentions his Southerness, and eschews Columbia lions in favor of another savanna animal. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. To remind Columbia freshmen that they have reached the start […]

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Bwoglines: You Used To Call Me On My Cellphone Edition

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"That's out of order"
ah the perks of modern technology
AN INTERNATIONAL MASTER
bwoglines
cell phones are deadly weapons
rumor has it
Taiwan
technology
trump

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Get A Nice, Juicy Look At Your 123rd Annual Varsity Show Cast

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fartsity show
make columbia great again
v show
varsity show
veesh
veesha

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The Things You Learn Doing A Stats Survey

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"The best parties are in Carman."- says no one ever
american horror story: carman
get crunk in butler
more potterheads than potheads at columbia
my brain and my bank account seem to be suffering
mysterious Carman carpet stains
resurrect my GPA
someone tried to have a rave in butler at 3 am on a wednesday

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Back Of The Envelope: Should You Buy This Adderall?

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all i wanna do is go on tour and drop albums
dick got superpowers
drunk in love
everything i do fake n***** wanna copy
faded for a week i dont sleep
fuck my enemies
if i live forever prolly drop a hundred thousand
percocets adderall ecstasy pussy money weed
tongue made outta magic
tryna stay sane is like a full time hobby
woke up in the morning models passed out in the shower

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In Memoriam Of Bored@Butler

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columbia should pay
godspeed boredat
goodbye oh goodbye
it really is kinda sad
it's a shame we never got to shitpost from Paris
shoulda put some more bible references in this
tfw never got chipotle
we love you Jae

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Where Art Thou: Holiday Cheer

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bring on the snow!
Bwog is here for the gay wagnerism because straight Bwog doesn't exist
lots of weekend events to check out!
MoHi isn't a collegetown but at least we can see a movie about one!
the tree lighting was a start
where art thou?

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Bwoglines: Today’s Buzz

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black santa
bwoglines
ho ho here comes santa
is the Bee Movie meme old yet
Paul Ryan looks as happy as Mitt Romney
the constitution is a light suggestion
Trump should watch some Schoolhouse Rock
wish donald trump knew the constitution as well as mike

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1, 2, 3, Fourchesis: Bwog Reviews Orchesis

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a wonderful name
backflips
pure athleticism
sexual moves

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