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Hide Your Christmas Tree

By Bwog Staff on Jan 07, 2013 14 Comments

If you’re a resident of Broadway, EC, the Brownstones, Carman, Furnald, Hartley, River, Schapiro, or UAH, there’s a chance that a Housing official will be hanging out in your room sometime over break. From January 9th through January 16th, Housing is conducting a “Housing Accommodations Survey” that will include entering student living spaces. (After struggling […]

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Semester In Review

By Bwog Staff on Jan 04, 2013 16 Comments

Sated by parent’s box-wine and home-cooking, Bwog now casts a nostalgic gaze backward, and tries to connect the dots of news from this past semester. Here is Bwog’s song of the year for some musical accompaniment. The diversity of experience ensures a diversity of historical interpretation, but Bwog, unable to take off its “new media” […]

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More Like Close-o-mat, Amirite?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 03, 2013 48 Comments

Cardomat is closing, and that means two things. One, the end of Cardomat’s interminable signs; and two, the availability of primo Broadway retail space. We called, but nobody picked up. Send word if you ascertain what’s going to replace it before we do.

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The Wall of Shame: Our GPAs Are Waiting

By Bwog Staff on Jan 01, 2013 213 Comments

We’re not sure about you, but Bwog woke up this morning thinking 2013 would be different. We had high hopes that everything we wanted would come with this new year and all our wishes would be fulfilled. And then we checked SSOL, and grades were still missing. 2013 has come, and nothing has changed. In […]

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The App That Will Change Your Life

By Bwog Staff on Dec 30, 2012 18 Comments

Several traveling tipsters have reported the awesome new MTA app will make your downtown ventures that much easier. The MTA Subway Time app basically displays the exact same information that’s on the overhead station clocks—the projected train arrival times, including any delays—except on your phone. As the helpful image to the right illustrates, you can see […]

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Join Columbia’s Hottest Social Network

By Bwog Staff on Dec 29, 2012 21 Comments

The next Mark Zuckerberg works in CUIT, and he’s created a social network exclusively for Columbia students. This isn’t your grandmother’s Courseworks, with its “graphical log-in.” This is a cutting-edge social network. Every Columbia student now has a profile (just click on “Profile” under “My Workspace”). Here, you can list “Personal Information” (favorite TV shows, […]

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Find Another Way to Procrastinate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2012 9 Comments

Update: Spec has returned from its time off/defeated the malware, and is no longer blocked by Google Chrome. At last, your endless cycle of Top Sites surfing is complete again. Apparently not all Columbians appreciate the ideas of “break” and “being away” and keep coming back to check campus news like addicts to an opium den. We […]

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Students Petition for Class on Marxism

By Bwog Staff on Dec 26, 2012 42 Comments

It may come as a shock, but the University of Havana (North) currently offers no philosophy class devoted to our patron saint, Karl Marx. Sure, half of the courses here analyze things “from a Marxist perspective” but there is no class that takes an in-depth look at Marx’s philosophy and its relationship to Hegel’s. But […]

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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

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…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

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Orgo Night Review Guide Is Out

Bwog Staff 0

bwog baby daddy
deadass d
how
lmao
naked orgo night
orgo night
orgo night script

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See What The University Senate Had To Say About Orgo Night

Sarah Kinney 6

c'mon what the hell
not all students like to have an hour of disruption around this time
organic chemistry is serious business you guys
orgo night
prezbo
reinvent the tradition
s-
save orgo night 2k16
some of us like multiple hours of disruption plz and thnx
Student Affairs Committee
university senate
you're right

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Who’s Pooping In Lerner?

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once three stalls in a five stall bathroom in lerner were all unusable because of how disgusting they were - we had to wait in line
potty humor
psa
seriously be careful in the lerner bathrooms
what number does everyone go in lerner toilets? two!
who puts an entire roll of toilet paper in the toilet?? who????

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The Butler Cabin Reservations

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crying is for girls
doggos
fuck sig nu
get lit in 409A
mike perez or mike starr?
oh mike
puppers
samoyed are good doggos
snek!
we're all bunz

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Reminder! Fireside Study Break Is Tonight

Bwog Staff 0

ive been taking a study break since 2010 tbh
RHLO
study break
study breaks > studying
undergrad student life
warm your cold dead heart by the fire

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Bwog in Bed: Throwback to 2008

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bwog in bed
if you dont know every word to fearless what did you do in elementary/middle school tbh
let taylor inspire ya
mega apologies to math majors out there pemdas is still about where i'm at
that was a sing out loud in the backseat of your parents car kind of song
throwback to when PEMDAS was the hardest math you did
who even does math anymore

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Orgo Night Recategorizes As Protest

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ann thornton
cumb
orgo night
protest

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Creating A Space For Observant Jews On Campus

Elana Rebitzer 1

any holiday sounds nice right around now
get up to date on your religious holidays @bwog
jewish at barnumbia
just asking for a little leeway here
remember back when all your friends had bar mitzvahs?
remember back when all your friends had bat mitzvahs?

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