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Overheard: Plausible Explanation

By Bwog Staff on Sep 17, 2012 11 Comments

A tipster walking by the lawns overheard the following, very scientific exchange between a “scooter kid” and his mother: Mom: don’t walk on the grass. Do you see it’s all muddy with no grass. Why do you think there isn’t any grass? Kid: because a vegetarian was BROWSING! Grassfed beef minus the beef […]

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Bwoglines: Wild, Wild World Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 17, 2012 1 Comments

Tween girls everywhere breath a sigh of relief as Robert Pattinson forgives Kristen Stewart for her cheating “trampire” ways. Faith in true love has been restored once again. (The Sun) Lock your doors and bar your windows! The number of wild wolves in America is on the rise, prompting the government to legalize wolf hunting in multiple sections […]

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Lost: Glasses

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 0 Comments

Lost a pair of glasses between the hours of 12 and 3 am, in either the Claremont or Watt area, or anywhere in between. light brown metal frame, dark arms with the color/texture of polished rosewood. please contact if you see ’em, cash reward! skr2132@columbia.edu

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Green Umbrella Attacks Campus

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 58 Comments

The email-illiterate masses are currently rising up to destroy the clean (or green?) inboxes of much of campus. The Green Umbrella list serv is experiencing mass defection as dozens of people attempt to unsubscribe by hitting “reply all,” which only compounds the problem and the hilarity. UPDATE: The most prolific spammer, Chloe B., has contacted us […]

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Bwog Sports Sunday: Winning Weekend

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 3 Comments

Class of 2016, cherish this moment. Your Columbia Lions football team is undefeated. The team opened the 2012 season with a narrow 10-9 victory over Marist, erasing fears that the Lions would have another 9-game winless streak to start the season and undoubtedly taking some pressure off new football head coach Pete Mangurian. The football […]

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Bucket List: Gladwell, India, Aung San Suu Kyi

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 7 Comments

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. As always, feel free to mention any events we may have missed in the comments section and we’ll add them. Our recommendations for this week are […]

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RoomHop: Nussbaum’s Museum

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 13 Comments

Connoisseur of Fine Art and Fine Bagels Brit Byrd visited CC sophomore Alex Chang’s Nussbaum dorm-cum-museum. Here’s what he found out from its curator… Impressionism, curatorship, and soft lighting are three concepts not usually associated with the address 600 W 113th St. This year however, the focused glow of one resident’s set of museum-caliber LEDs is on […]

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Overheard: People Being Edgy

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 1 Comments

Last night, we received the following picture, captioned (edgily) by a tipster: From another anonymous tipster: Three first-years on Broadway and 114th: F1: …then we found out that he’s the son of the diplomat to Belgium. F3: Good thing it wasn’t Libya! Ohhh! An awkward silence. F2: Too soon? Too soon. More anonymous eavesdropping from […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 1 Comments

Take the Lerner talking elevators up to the fifth floor and go to the SGO at 7 pm where Bwog will welcome you with open arms and carbohydrate-laden snacks! If you like to write, read, and/or jazzercise then you should come tonight and even if you don’t like any of those things you should still […]

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Bwoglines: Shock Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 0 Comments

The ubiquity of nudity (and more nudity) and obscenities in today’s society has led many to wonder if the art world can shock us anymore. (Gawker, CNN, NYT) To launch her new fragrance, FAME, Lady Gaga threw a promotional party at the Guggenheim Museum where mask-sporting attendees could watch her catch some highly premeditated z’s inside […]

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“The Vile and the Noble”: Bwog’s Inaugural Wine Column

By Bwog Staff on Sep 15, 2012 7 Comments

Did you know that Bwog was an armchair oenologist? Neither did we, until today. Please raise your Nalgenes as we venture together into the mysterious world of wine columns. We hope to be bringing back whatever wisdom we can garner from free tastings at International, instructional YouTube videos, and the notoriously inconsequential conjectures of the […]

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Ask Bwog: Relationships with Professors, TAs, and Guest Lecturers

By Bwog Staff on Sep 15, 2012 20 Comments

It’s that time of year again, when Columbia students choose their classes, make new friends, and get hot and bothered when Professor Sexy Time bends over to pick up the chalk. Despite all the TAs, professors, and guest lecturers who look like the soles of Michael Phelps’ feet, there are still countless babes-with-brains teaching on […]

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Senior Wisdom: Lucas Zeppetello

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Hmm why no mention of CDCJ?
is he trying to be the next ms frizzle?
is the war on fun a figment of our imagination? (is everything a figment of our imagination?)
Lucas Zeppetello
senior wisdom
Two p's two l's one t
we want to read that kanye west is a vampire essay
Yes we interviewed him through a window once

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Bwoglines: Extinguishing The Last Of Our Hope Edition

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apocalyptic fever dream
bwog gets existential
bwoglines
last bwoglines of the semester
like if you think malia made the right choice
like if you want to cease this pitiful existence & tumble slowly into the void
sadcolumbiabwoglines
the horror! the horror!
what if you could nap for the rest of your life
wish we could slowly disappear from columbia's campus

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A King’s Statue: Bwog Reviews The 1st Annual Varsity Show Art Exhibit

Finn Klauber 3

come at me
don't send me threatening messages
late night bwog is back
lnb
lol varsity show
no game of thrones spoilers here but you should watch the show
orgo night is better
tfw you didn't even see varsity show
thanks golston for the met info
this is for all the real butlerites still up at this point in time
varsity show

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Meet Your New CCSC President: Nicole Allicock

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ccsc
ccsc 2016
ccsc 2017
get it done
interview
meet nicole allicock
new president
nicole
nicole allicock
summer '16
transparency

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“Lovely, Power-Hungry Institution.” (CU On Yelp)

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penn station of gyms
seriously though who goes to lerner just for cafe east?
tag yourself we're 'looks lovely in the snow and at sunset'
the yelp reviewers are onto you prezbo
we're going to start listing our location as 'awww yeah: the heights' now
wish bwog posts could be rated 'useful' 'funny' or 'cool'

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Where Art Thou: Arts???

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Bwog gets sad without any smooth jazz
is this the post Veesh arts-slump?
no smooth jazz for this week
there a whole lot of nothing happening this week
there's not even mid-day music

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Bucket List: Celebrate… Commercialism? Innovations? Serpents?

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bucket list
bucketlist
bucketlist: all nighter edition
can barely walk straight lol
events is prepping for finals
finally finished my paper now THAT'S an event
fuck I'm tired
not a lot this week

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Interview With Incoming SGA President Sara Heiny

Raji Ganapathy 1

could this be the year sga starts doing shit
get involved with student government
lemonade is album of the year
max caffe has an excellent mozzarella tomato panini
misty copeland
rip nine ways of knowing :'(
sara heiny
when will sga become the hero barnard needs
when will sga become the hero we deserve

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