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Found: Blue iPod Nano

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 0 Comments

Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.

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Senior Wisdom: Jasmine Senior

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 41 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jasmine Senior (yes, that’s my last name), Army Brat, Columbia College, Political Science/French and Francophone Studies Claim to Fame? I consistently provide people with free food throughout the academic year. I have also never pulled an all-nighter. In part because my body just won’t let me (probably jinxing myself…) Where are […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Midterm Thots

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and tears
art history midterms are the causes of tuberculosis
don't do drugs until ur done w ur midterms
leonardo no-oscar-o
lol no he won his oscar the meme is dead
there's a hamilton reference everywhere

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SGA Revises Its Revision Policy

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bwog disapproves of gender-based misconduct
don't do gender-based misconduct!
don't let misconducting people lead!
how many drafts till the revising stops?
infinite probably
insta fame at your fingertips
or grade our papers!
so it needs amendments
the constitution's a mess!

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It’s Fucking Warm Out (For March)

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a midterms miracle
bwog has become your weather app
Bwog Weather!
catch us sitting by alma
don't be a sad columbia boy!!
is it finally time to stop talking about fucking cuffing season?
it's fucking warm out
let's go to low beach beach
the low beach geotag is back in full swing
we heard someone playing future on the steps yesterday and had a vision that we were at bacchanal
who needs to go to cancun for break when you can go to low beach?

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Reminder: Sexual Respect Deadline Is March 20

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college students are totally left to be independent intellectuals these days right?
How far off is March 20?
reminder post
Sexual Respect
sexual respect intiative
vote for bernie if you want more sexual respect initiatives
vote for hillary if you want more sexual respect initiatives
vote for one or the other because neither will give us fewer requirements

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Bwoglines: Don’t Think About Midterms Edition

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bwoglines
cry into your coffee in the morning while you wonder what god is directing your life
expand your mind
like an engineer can tell the difference between the passive periphrastic and a gerundive
SEAS thinks they have it so tough with their numbers
seriously latin is hard
the difficulty of a midterm should be the inverse of how much content it covers
why am I in the latin class going the fastest?
why can't humanities classes curve tests too?

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Field Notes: Is It Spring Break Yet Edition

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field notes
going to bed at 10pm on a saturday is the dream tbh
hello subconsciousness? it's us. bwog. it's been a while
literally counting down the minutes until class ends on friday
we're so tired we almost fell asleep compiling this
what does a proper night's sleep even feel like - we're not sure we remember
what songs are on a 'decidedly bat mitzvah themed playlist' though
why can't it be spring break every week

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Shit Bwog’s Notes Say

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bestiality
CC puns
is bestiality a bwog tag now? oh no
more latin yay
notes
pelican symbolizes christ?
shit my notes say
tbt when the pill made my cramps worse
vibrators

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Dark Night Of The (Truly Lost) Soul

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are you sure your soul is recyclable?
dark night
dark night of the soul
please dispose of your soul in the correct disposing container
we aren't sure if it's impressive or sad that that snowman hasn't melted yet
we pick things up and put them down
when will the dark night rise. when will we be free.

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