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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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Le Petit Déjeuner

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 15 Comments

Bonjour! If you are in need of a carbohydrate boost after the exhilaration of Orgo Night spirals down and the dread accompanying the fact that you still have a few thousand words to go on that essay you plan to finish tonight begins to set in, procrastinate even further by stopping by Barnard for the annual Midnight Breakfast. This year, it […]

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HARDCORE: PART IV

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 31 Comments

More adventures await! Missed out on nights I-III? Catch up here. Special thanks go to Dean Valentini, the Marching Band (go to Orgo Night), Charlie Dinkin, Cayle Pietras, Christia Mercer, Zak Dychtwald, Kenny Durell, Emeritus Dean Quigley the Sock Monkey, Rakhi Agrawal, Erik Nook, Pierre Gergis, Karla Casariego, Madeleine Jensen, Olivia Levine, Liz Watson, Hannah […]

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Orgo Night: Traditions Come and Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 24 Comments

Traditional: Tonight, at 11:59 in Butler 209, the Marching Band will sing songs and make jokes of questionable taste. Unorthodox: An actually pretty funny promotional video from the band. Unexpected: As an extra credit project for his orgo class, Professor Campos called for original music videos. Here’s our favorite. (Click CC to turn on the captions)

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Actual Wisdom: Stephen Edwards

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 56 Comments

In Actual Wisdom, Bwog pays homage to both our Senior Wisdom feature and our bold, fearless faculty. As long as our academic heroes are willing, a new wisdom will be up every day during finals, perhaps to inspire you, but more likely just to help you procrastinate more. Next up is Stephen Edwards, of OfficeHop, […]

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BoardHop: Not up for Debate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 15 Comments

At Columbia, students are taught to challenge each other’s ideas and deeply evaluate the validity of their own beliefs and thoughts. That being said, we can’t really think of anyone who would disagree with the statement below, found in Hamilton 707. Speaking of sex finals, you may have noticed by our new poll that we’re […]

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Courseworks Turns Ten

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 3 Comments

If websites were small children, CourseWorks (or, more aptly, CourseWorks’ mom) would be hosting one epic pizza party. Sadly, no website lives forever, and now with a full decade under its belt, Coursework’s newest incarnation is retiring its predecessor. Over 1,200 courses currently use the new CourseWorks, and all University classes will transition by Spring 2013. […]

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Spotted: Sow Over it

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 2 Comments

Seems as if things having been quiet on the Roa-llie front since their last encounter, and Bwog can only conclude that they’ve decided to part ways. While our favorite cub seems content with bachelorhood, Millie, heading out for a night on the town in this picture, seems determined to start over. Spotted by Hannah Goldstein

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 12/15

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 0 Comments

Crawl out of your study grotto and grab some grub at the Greenmarket, slinging fresh produce on Broadway beteween 114th and 116th every Thursday and Sunday. As per tradition, Bwog brings you the weekly highlights. King Ferry Winery will now attend both Thursdays and Sundays each week. This Thursday, Lani’s will be selling no-spray greens […]

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Bwog In Bed: Lucidity Is Overrated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 3 Comments

You’re cordially invited to hop into bed with Bwog for a few minutes, ignore our morning breath, and for the love of God, compliment our PJs already. Should you accept our invitation, read on. Should you reject it, please know that we’re very persistent and then re-evaluate your choice accordingly. Oh, and also, remember to keep us […]

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2015 GS Class Day Speakers Announced

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class day
class day speakers
general studies
gs

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SGA Has Subclauses On The Mind

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but seriously no one cares about anything but housing rn
our wrists really do hurt
SGA is lyffff
should the Bearoness wear wristbands to SGA meetings?
table drama

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Bwoglines: Own It Edition

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blines
bwoglines
drake
fuck ur bracket
march madness
maya angelou
next time we fuck i don't wanna fuck i wanna make love
next time we talk i don't wanna just talk i wanna trust
own it it's urs
own that shit
republicans lol
wednesday daily loves drake

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2015 Housing Coverage, Day 2

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ah we envy the seniors
housing coverage
housing coverage 2015
housing coverage 2015: running through john jay lounge with my WOES
please don't yell at us if things don't go well in The Cage
someone actually called us the "cool" liveblog while spec was sitting right next to us oops
this carnival theme is too AHS
this is where the nerves start to kick in
we demand a restocking of COW TAILS
we hope they just play the drake mixtape all day again

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Quiz: Which Housing Snack Are You?

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a quiz that is STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE to fail
bwog is fun
bwog is funny
bwog x quizzes
playbuzz
quiz = midterms :///
some of these questions may be potentially offensive
this is ridiculous
u know we're desperate for content when...
what if I'm both salty and sweet thooo...

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BunsenBwog: Working On Our Fitness

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aerobic exercises are the shit
BunsenBwog
cumc got it goin ON
I'm the F to the E-R-G the I the E
our tuesday daily was once in a hip hop class (LOL) and did a dance to fergalicious NO LIE
our tuesday daily's father filmed the wrong person during the dance recital thoo :/
science
sign me up in the gym
yeah science bitch!

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Housing Reviews 2015: Harmony Hall

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bagels every morning
columbia housing
Harmony hall
housing reviews 2015
idk about you but this sounds pretty good
stress
tight squeeze
to the cage
Where will you live in 2016

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“At Least It’s In The Past!”: Best Bacchanal Stories 2k15

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"not-so-PG-rated-escapades of the day"
#bacchamistakesweremade
#lostmysenseofshameatbacchanal
#zerofucksweregiven
4-5 seconds from wildin
all-call
ariana HANDE
best bacchanal stories? or worst?
best o times worst o times we guess
cringe
frances
u bacched up homie
we don't bacch with u

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