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Body Found at 116th in Riverside Park

By Bwog Staff on Jul 08, 2012 37 Comments

A dead body was found hanging from a tree in Riverside Park this evening, between 115th and 116th. An NYPD officer on the scene told Bwog that the body belongs to a man in his thirties who is unaffiliated with Columbia. A person passing through the park noticed the body and alerted the police around 7:45 […]

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Housingmaster: Waitlist Woes

By Bwog Staff on Jul 05, 2012 8 Comments

Update, 7/25: Some people, mostly juniors, have gotten off the waitlist. If you’re one of the lucky ones (or one of the unlucky ones who still have no idea where you’ll be living in 2 months) let us know in the comments. Don’t panic! All through the summer, we’ll continue to answer your housing questions. […]

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Name That Dean (The Sequel)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 72 Comments

Update, 7/8: The nominations are in and here are the finalists. Vote for your favorite! It’s that time of year again, when a dean resigns, and the next in line needs a nickname. Today, that is Interim SEAS Dean Donald Goldfarb. We tried to come up with some ourselves: Old McDonald’s Farb The Farber of […]

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Because Science Is Never Conclusive!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 7 Comments

While we in America celebrate the signing of some yellowed document, physicists around the globe are engaging in a less nationalistic, but equally historic celebration: the elusive Higgs Boson, the “missing piece” in our current understanding of the subatomic world, has been confirmed to five standard deviations of significance. This discovery was made using the […]

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Overheard: Actions Speak Louder Than Pep Talks

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 6 Comments

Filed under things that make your $162 summer gym membership worth it: Person at the gym: “I’M PERFECT! I’M A COLUMBIA STUDENT! *Punches something* Opportunity to use a sports term that we had to Google via Wikimedia Commons

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BREAKING: Dean Peña-Mora Resigns

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 79 Comments

Minutes ago, PrezBo and Coatsworth sent out the following email to the SEAS community, announcing Dean Peña-Mora’s sudden resignation. Could it have something to do with the faculty’s letters of no confidence last year (and this year)? Last fall, the Times reported that 80% of tenured faculty supported his replacement in a strongly worded letter. […]

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Summer Update, Part II

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 10 Comments

As you take refuge from the sweltering midsummer heat (or cold, if you’re super abroad) amidst frozen margaritas with friends or popsicles on a couch you haven’t left in three days, the world somehow manages to continue turning. Keep reading to find out in which direction. Remember when J.P. Morgan lost more than $2 […]

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Unrequited Reading

By Bwog Staff on Jul 02, 2012 9 Comments

Though lost to history, we are working to bring you whatever we can from the May issue of The Blue & White. Here, Allie Curry explains how we are able to read things not written in English, even though we won’t pay for the convenience. The headline of a 2003 New York Times piece on […]

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“Roll on the Floor Laughing your ass off ???”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 30, 2012 20 Comments

History repeats itself, 2016. Prefrosh Facebook one another. Sometimes, they plan parties. This year, they’ve been inspired by Mean Girls, the 2004 teen comedy starring cute Lindsay Lohan. Those are pretty good quotes, to be fair, and these prefrosh clearly love the idea of Columbia. If only we could buy some of their enthusiasm on the street and […]

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DSpar Writes About Women’s Guilt

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 26 Comments

As Barnard’s 2011 Commencement speaker, Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook and one of the most powerful women in America, catalogued the industries and positions of power in which women are severely underrepresented. It turns out, that’s most of them. She encouraged Barnard’s graduating seniors to change these troubling statistics, adding the caveat that career decisions […]

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Don’t look… campus is “indisposed.”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 15 Comments

While most Columbians vegetate in flyover states or work long hours in the beige halls of finance, Columbia prepares herself for the Fall 2012 and the arrival of the class of 2016. (We see you!) Like the MTA’s, Columbia’s renovations are a patchwork of quick-fixes intended to squeeze a little more life out of really […]

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Salve for the Steamed, Summer Soul

By Bwog Staff on Jun 27, 2012 12 Comments

Most Columbian undergrads only live in the city for the nine cooler months out of the year. Those who have remained for the summer observe a city-wide, metaphysical transformation. Brief experience with the truly oppressive combination of ~100 degree weather and giant concrete/metal heatsinks forces a renegotiation of one’s relationship with basic infrastructure. “Urban jungle” takes […]

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Breaking: Additional Bacchanal Headliner

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#TheyDontWantYouToBacch
aight we can fux with this
bacchanal
bacchanal 2016
Bibi Bourelly
breaking
Hippie Sabotage
Marian Hill
May The Bacch Be With You
not even the rain will stop us
rae sremmurd
rumor
thanks Deantini

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Bacchanal Survival Guide 2016

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bacchanal
bacchanal 2016
bacchanal eve
bacchanal survival guide
carman will be lit
don't be a dumbass
jungle juice
still bitter it's not fetty
the 7pm bacchanal hangover is real
the party and the after party
They Don't Want You To Bacch
they don't want you to menstruate
twas the night before bacchanal
why isn't carly rae jepsen playing bacchanal?

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Your Ultimate Bacchanal Pregame Playlist

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bacchanal
bacchanal 2016
bwog cares
Bwog loves you like Kanye loves Kanye
bwog wants you to bach
dog filter is not for just hoes
don't u open up that window
down in the dm
hotline bling
hotline bwog
it goes down on Low Steps
Me and my friends got flex points to spend
public safety shuttle everywhere
somebody come get bwog were dancing like strippers
they don't want you to bach
work
work work work work work
young thug

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Bwog’s Two Cents On CUPAL’s “CENTO”

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"call me elf monster"
"Is that really you....um....God?"
"Lots of religious themes today"
Bwog really wants a Snapchat filter like that poster
Bwog's still not entirely sure how to pronounce CENTO
cupal
did CENTO make CENse?
free theatre is the best theatre
inCEnse
puns
student theatre
two cents

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The Essential Bacchanal Outfit Guide

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a toga probably
bacchanal
Bacchus
bibi
cuffed jeans show what amount of caring
doomsday
holi
iParty
marian
party it up
rae
remember when the world was going to end in 2012 well here we are!
we care
we forgot
what would Bacchus have worn?
when u deathly ill but still gotta participate in those CU traditions
wine and revelry

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Varsity Show Tix On Sale Today!

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122nd varsity show
art
columbia traditions
comedy
drama
fun and puns
history
how is it already april lmao
money
student-written
tbt west end preview
tickets
varsity show
veesh

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A Hillaryous Evening

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a redhead named abigail
bwog is full of swifties surprise
donald drumpf
fearless
hillaryous
i've never seen this many pansuits before
magic madness heaven sin
nomads
shake it off
that baby powder hair dye tho
this is Our [new] Song
tim mcgraw would be proud
welcome to new york
where were meredith and olivia
X those promo pics aren't our Picture to Bern

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Bwoglines: April Fools Edition

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april fool's
architecture
ben and jerrys
bernie's yearning
bwoglines
FEEL THE BERN
get cultured
ice cream sob
journalism
just kidding
lerner is the most poorly designed building in this fucking city
newfoundland
news
no bwoglines? yes bwoglines?
not just on campus
scandinavian princess wrote this article
sob we missed free ice cream
the vikings
zaha hadid

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