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Babyoncé Is Being Born at St. Lukes— The Other One

By Bwog Staff on Dec 30, 2011 8 Comments

In case you haven’t noticed, Bwog unabashedly adores Beyoncé, so we were zomg-falling-on-the-floor when we learned that the real Destiny’s Child will be born at none other than St. Luke’s across Amsterdam. Slate reports Beyoncé and Jay-Z rented out their swanky Labor and Delivery Suite for the Bay-B’s delivery. The Birthing Center is complete with hardwood floors […]

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PrezBo Skipped The Fall Arts and Sciences Meeting

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2011 47 Comments

Several professors have confirmed to Bwog that PrezBo was conspicuously absent at the fall Faculty of Arts and Sciences (FAS) meeting. While PrezBo has admittedly had a very long semester, so too have his FAS, who’ve spent much of the past year fighting cuts to faculty benefits. PrezBo’s office has no comment about why he […]

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Merry Christmas, Columbia!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 25, 2011 29 Comments

We wish you a ludachristmas! So does this guy, spotted sprinting down College Walk. He sounds eerily like the gingerbread man from Shrek, right? Grab your coziest Cosby sweater and peppermint tea, and join us, vicariously, as we watch Christmas specials under heaps of blankets. It’s been some year.

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Making A List, Checking It Twice Only Once ‘Cause We’re Still Tired From Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 16 Comments

As per (sort of) tradition, we asked a select few of our favorite people what tops their holiday wish lists. Read on to find out how you can regift that bunny your mom got you again even though you already have like SIX… Deantini wants a 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO, which he says has been what he’s […]

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John Jay Gutted, Possibly Improved

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 20 Comments

First everyone’s favorite sandwich shop is closed for remodeling, and now everyone’s favorite dining hall the place you thought would be like Hogwarts until you tried the food is getting a makeover too. We saw some improvements on John Jay at the beginning of last semester, but it would appear that big changes are still to come. […]

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Lost: Black GAP Jacket Jacket

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 0 Comments

Lost: Black GAP Jacket w. zipper. Last seen in Butler reading room next to 209. Worried about possible pocket contents. Please return if found. Contact: sja2124.

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HARDCORE: Behind The Scenes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2011 16 Comments

The adorable back and forth between Deantini and Prof Mercer on set: Deantini: She’s my favorite philosophy professor! Professor Mercer: He only knows one. Professor Mercer: I asked Jim if there was any chance he had ten minutes on a Friday morning— Deantini: I had to clear my schedule, my meeting with the President, the […]

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HamDel Won’t Stop Changin’

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 32 Comments

First Amy leaves, and now it appears that HamDel is undergoing unexplained cosmetic surgery. What will be next? Limited hours with a breathalyzer test at the door? A man can only handle so much change.

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Overseen: How To Take A Class Without Actually Trying

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 9 Comments

A tipster spotted the follow desperate measure during one of the last days of finals hell. So many questions—is this printing limit evasion? How can one textbook have so many pages? Dare we ask, are these single-sided? Also, just throwing it out there, the environment…? We’ll file this under “people we don’t want to stand behind in […]

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Bluenote: 1020 Vision

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 16 Comments

Be on the lookout for the November and December issues of The Blue & White, on campus this week everywhere you look in Butler. As we always have done, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Below, Tom Humphreys asks a very important question: who […]

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Oh, The Irony

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 9 Comments

Well, easy come easy go. With just one day left before the end of the semester, the tarp-less streak has come to an end as the South Lawn waved the white flag of surrender. Before we could get a response from Facilities regarding their absence, several tipsters informed us that the tarps were brought out […]

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Staying Put?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 6 Comments

Even if your plan to stay on campus over break was to live the life of a Real New Yorker (suggestions: every morning walk an imaginary dog with the Times under your arm, reenact the top ten Seinfeld moments of all time, playing all parts), you might want to know about a few events coordinated by […]

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A Call For Actual Wisdoms

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actual wisdoms
bwog
can we get out of our evaluations by instead nominating professors for an actual wisdom
honor thy professors
lotta talk about columbia professors recently
sometimes we talk about professors behind their backs but really we love them
they've lived long enough to prefer cheese over oral sex
those end of semester kind of feels
timely with the fact that evaluations are now available!
wise beyond the classroom

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PeopleHop: Eye Master

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aesthetically pleasing
away message: I Am Out Eyebombing. TTYL!
basically columbia's batman
eye master here to save the day
eyeboming you know?
googly eyes
hey bwog where have peoplehops been
look for googly eyes projected by a spotlight
peoplehop
smiling as big as those googly eyes

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Here Are The Changes To CCSC’s Constitution

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ccsc
Constitutional Review Fun
Inclusion and Equity Rep
SWS

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Bwoglines: Anarchy Edition

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an open call for all you rebels
bwoglines
capital one is really just the russian hackers behind this scandal
did they get obama's BBM pin tho?
doesn't obama know blackberrys are out of style
grey's isn't the world
if you clicked on the third link it's too late
it's all fun and games until a protestor vandalizes something
no diploma for you
petrov or putin behind the hacking? you decide
protest your education
sons of anarchy
spoilers sorry
the president does things besides worry about a nuclear iran you know
what's in your email

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Chopped: Italian-And-Freegan-Inspired Edition

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bwog chopped
does this constitute food porn?
ina garten would be proud
masterchef britt strikes again
Pappa al Pomodoro means Gross yet Cheap in Italian
takin one for the team
tomato soup brings up bad stomach flu memories
trying not to barf like

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A Haiku About The Bwog Meeting Tonight

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2nd to last meeting announcement of the semester!
at least we have summer to look forward to
bwog meeting tonight
Daenerys Targaryen is our fav
finals are coming
khaleesi
meeting announcement
not a barnard woman a khaleesi
winter is coming

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Bucket List: Parenting, Science and Responsive Cities

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bucket list
bwog needs to be saved by a martyr
bwog wants to be a no-regrets parent
chinese apothecaries
cuff (columbia university film festival)
go see the v-show!
lectures in french are fun
no-regrets parenting
responsive cities
science proves that attending lectures and events decreases academic stress
the first day of may is upon us
the OLD reich
writing about science

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From the Issue: Lerner’s Glass Ceiling

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abby porter
another boys club
ccsc
from the issue
Peter Bailinson
Sejal Singh
the blue and white
we still <3 peter bailinson
where them girls at

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