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Bwoglines: Middle School Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2012 0 Comments

Natural gas has recently boomed as an energy source, but the discrepancy between the American consumer’s environmental and cost benefit and the natural gas companies’ massive losses has caused the fuel’s profitability to be questioned. [Insert 12-year-old boy inspired flatulation joke here] (NYT) Ellen Degeneres is to receive the Mark Twain Award for American Humor and […]

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Double Trouble: Objection Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2012 20 Comments

Don’t shed those tears after our 21-16 loss to Dartmouth, Bwog is here to cheer you up with a double dose of Overheards and Overseens. Thanks to our army of minions tipsters, we’ve gathered some snippets through the grapevine. Freshman athletes on Lit Hum: “I didn’t know, when I committed, about the whole liberal arts thing […]

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Homecoming is Today!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2012 4 Comments

Unless you have been living under a rock or trapped in the bathroom, you should know today is Homecoming! Columbia Lions are taking on the Big Green today, 10/20, on Baker Field at 1:30 PM. Shuttle buses will depart from 116th and Broadway starting at 11:00 AM and returning immediately after the game. For guidance on how […]

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Contest: President Bollinger Overseens

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2012 7 Comments

In celebration of Homecoming, Bwog is hosting a contest for the best overseen photo of Prezbo. The contest will start today (10/20) and end next Saturday (10/27). The prize is none other than your very own bottle of Bollinger champagne. So fire up Instagram and send those photos to tips@bwog.com! All about angles via […]

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Bwoglines: Shenanigans Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2012 0 Comments

For the few, the proud Android lovers, it turns out the upcoming Sony Nexus X was in fact, a hoax. Ti Kawamoto, a graphic artist from Vermont, decided to post the pictures as a product of a 3D modeling exercise. Tech sites soon picked up the story and published it without some fact checking. Oops. (Tech […]

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What to Do When Your Parents are Coming to Dinner

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 23 Comments

Ah, it’s once again that marvelous time of year when you have two midterms next week, Saturday will be wasted in drunken revelry, and…oh yeah, your parents are in town. If, like us, you’ve spent the past week panicking and trying to hide half the stuff in your room, these tips should give you a […]

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How To Read Back Your Student Life Fees

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 0 Comments

For the past few weeks, we’ve been giving you tips on how to stick it to the man student life fees by exploiting Columbia giveaways. In this installment, we calculate how much money you can “read back” in free New York Times (and by “read,” we obviously mean “do the crossword/KenKen and then blithely flip […]

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Barnard Workers Vote to Accept Contract

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 1 Comments

In an email sent out to the Barnard student body this morning, DSpar announced that the members of UAW Local 2110 have ratified the tentative agreement announced yesterday. The new contract, which contains no wage freeze or cuts to benefits or maternity leave, “will be finalized upon approval of Barnard’s Board of Trustees.” DSpar calls […]

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Enlightenment in 140 Characters

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 2 Comments

Still need more ways to procrastinate for your midterms? Bwog has you covered! When you’re spending all that time on Twitter to avoid your calculus textbook, your tweets can start to feel a little dry. But not anymore, with our new favorite website that proclaims “Yes, that CAN be my next tweet!” This text generator […]

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Your Textbook Loves You And Wants You To Be Happy

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 1 Comments

You’ve probably been spending a lot more time with your textbook lately, and in some pretty late-night settings. Bwog has, too—and we’ve noticed a few little gems hidden within. Small moments like these below; subtle signals from the authors sensing our distress and saying, “You are not alone.” Or just a lame scientist trying to […]

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Bwoglines: Excuses Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 19, 2012 3 Comments

Residents of Brooklyn are protesting the possible addition of a new homeless shelter in their neighborhood, because they “already have people in our community who are borderline homeless.” (Gawker) Joe Walsh continued Todd Akin’s unscientific rants yesterday, when he told reporters there is no need for an abortion exception for the life or health of […]

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(Day) Drinking with Bwog: Homecoming

By Bwog Staff on Oct 18, 2012 1 Comments

It’s that time of the year again. For a brief 48 hours, you go to a fantasy college where Butler is a football rival and not a cavernous den of midterm doom and “tailgating” is a thing. That’s right, it’s Homecoming weekend! And what better way to celebrate than with a special edition of DWB […]

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Back Of The Envelope: For How Many Hours Has My Roommate Been Up?

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(it's a whole lot of days)
are u that roommate
back of the envelope
counting down days until ours
like everybody else had their fall break in october and that would have been really nice
naps are a savior use them in this time of crisis

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Bwoglines: No Election News Edition

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and we think columbia has issues with how it spends its money
bwoglines
just say no
maybe dont use skype
tbh the kim k thing is really scary
the election was getting us down so pretending that it isnt happening is a healthy way to cope right?

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Message For Slow Walkers

Alex Tang 2

aspiring olympic speed walker here
call out
get out the way
i need a private helicopter
move bitch
people to see
places to go
sorry not sorry
the only slow walkers in nyc are tourists
walk faster
walk faster than that
walker's equivalent to road rage

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Barnard’s Fireside Chat Gets Political

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bernie or hillary memes
DSpar
fireside cha cha
fireside chat
hallelujah not the shrek kind
hot water

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Life And World Advice From President Obama’s Senior Advisor

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bwog baby daddy
bwog loves the earth
climate change
drop some knowledge
happy earth day!
save the trees
tree luver
wise words
words of wisdome

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GSSC: This Week It’s All About Food

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creepy bouncy house
did somebody say free?
give me dem dollahs
gssc
if there's food we'll be there
makin' progress
student gov drama
the direct correlation between food and attendance
where is mike

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Women (Not Allowed) In STEM: CCE Engineering Career Fair

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...or is it the companies that don't want us?
"called cce out on bwog.com"
all eyes on you cce
but how hard can it be to sneak in?
call out post
can I send a CC boy as proxy
equal
equality isn't a very hard concept here
hire me though
is this for real
no dad theyre here to steal our jobs
obviously not that
opportunity
salty tbh
we just think it's interesting how
will cce still edit my resume tho
yes we know astrixed is not a word but... it seemed applicable

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Bwoglines: Puppies Make Everything Better

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bwoglines
don't screw up this time florida!
gore is still salty
so ready for a puppy study break
still rather face a wolf than a clown
stop clowning around
these pranksters need lives
we all know some people we'd like to send to mars
you wish you were from florida

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