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Your Shorthand Irks Us

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2012 34 Comments

Nary a week ago, a Bwogger was sitting in a lecture hall, idly taking notes while browsing Reddit. It was the early afternoon, and most students were beginning to get restless as their 75-minute sentence approached its end. And that’s when it happened. “…which admittedly would never happen here in MoHi…” uttered the previously-respected professor. […]

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Bucket List: “The Invisible War,” Burma Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2012 0 Comments

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. It’s a slow first week to the Bucket List, but feel free to mention any events we may have missed in the comments section and we’ll […]

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Bwoglines: Conspiracy Theorists Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2012 0 Comments

Embracing the ridiculousness of the birther movement, Obama quips about Hawaiian birth certificates. (NYT) Conspiracies about conspiracy theorists launch conspiracy theories. (MSNBC) Someone was preparing for the apocalypse in a Brooklyn housing project… with an exotic animal zoo? (Gothamist) The government actually is watching you. (Engadget) World conspiracy pyramid via Wikimedia Commons

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SEAS Is Having A Party

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 1 Comments

Except not the kind with a fun theme/drinking games. According to an email from Provost Coatsworth that was sent to SEAS students yesterday, the obligatory search for an official dean has commenced. While we don’t yet know what this means for Goldean, it turned out well for interim-cum-official Columbia College Deantini. The search party’s timeline is […]

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Choose Your Own Adventure: NYC Tornado

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 11 Comments

Historically, New York has not seen many tornados. (So few so that Bwog had to lookup whether there’s an “e” in the plural. You can go either way.) To celebrate this atypical natural splendor, Alexandra Svokos urges you to Choose Your Own Adventure: A. You are sitting in bed, noshing on some Strawberry Veronas and […]

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We Might Get ’Nadered

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 7 Comments

Update: The view from East Campus is being described as “mad cool,” and “hella terrifying” by residents. The following email was just sent out by Dean Martinez, on behalf of Public Safety: The National Weather Service has issued a tornado watch and predicted severe thunder storms for our area until 9:00pm tonight. All students are asked to […]

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BunsenBwog: A Matter Darkly

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 6 Comments

Each week, amateur astronomer Zach Kagan watches the skies for signs of SCIENCE. We present here this week’s findings—a special offering that highlights the search for dark matter. Dark Matter is a term that’s thrown around a lot when people talk about unsolved mysteries in astrophysics. You’ve probably heard about the stuff, but you may not […]

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How To Form Lifelong Friendships At Columbia

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 9 Comments

Approaching a potential new friend at Columbia can be super hard; subtly indicating to that person how cool/smart/funny you are without outright showing them your canon of Will-Arnett-as-Gob impressions can be even harder. Bwog has been there! That’s why we’ve prepared these versatile, easy-to-use mad libs for those Sweet ’16ers who haven’t quite broken the […]

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Like a Bat Into Hell?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 14 Comments

A nocturnal critter of the crime-fighting variety has decided to move in on Wien 10, “living,” as the tipster put it, “happily on the ceiling.” They’ve named the little guy Bruce Wien, probably because the bat is a rich orphan or something. Thanks to DY for the tip

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Bwoglines: Busted Dreams Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 4 Comments

Maybe Mitt Romney should just give up now, because apparently the odds of him becoming president are a wee bit slim. (NYMag) A former Croatian tennis star was forced to give up his net dreams due to injuries, but hey, he’s now a student at Columbia Law School. (NYTimes) Is hookup culture a sign that […]

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Yes, Your Stupid Conversation Has Been Eavesdropped

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2012 7 Comments

Submissions are still coming in for our contest, which ends on Sunday. So just keep your mouth shut till then and you won’t be embarrassed. Italians, cover your ears. From Helen K. A group of elitist freshmen monopolizing the Westside cheese aisle: “Mozzarella?! No! That’s peasant food.” Sounds about right, Alex J. Drunk girl counting […]

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WKCR Invades Shea Stadium

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2012 5 Comments

Tomorrow at 8 pm WKCR Offbeat is holding a pretty exciting concert at Shea Stadium (no, not that one) in Brooklyn. Beat bopper Alexandra Svokos sat down with Concert Coordinator Thuto Somo to learn more. Bwog: What was the the Stretch Armstrong & Bobbito show on WKCR in the 1990s like? Has KCR had other concerts like […]

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New Barnard Activities Fair Moved To Thursday

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"very noisy and limited space" aka the whole university
activities fair
barnard
breaking
dean wong
GBB

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Bwoglines: All My Friends Are(n’t) Dead Edition

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bwoglines
It's best to let Twitter talk about Phyllis Schlafly
It's even hard to type 'QWERTY'
our childhood dreams have come true with this panda news
What would happen to the world if we stopped using the QWERTY keyboard?

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Don’t Ask To Go To The Bathroom Tomorrow

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be nice!
bish u grown
brush bwog
bwog baby daddy
grown bwog
lecture
professor
rush bwog
u can also just pee on yourself

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Waking Up With Bwog: You’re Grown Now

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bish u grown
bwog baby daddy
bwog wants you
bwogbor day
cooper hewitt
grown bagel
grown man
grown woman
it's FALL
no more white
once u go black u never go black
once you go bwog u never go back
rush bwog
waking up with bwog

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So You Want To Root For Columbia Football

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al bagnoli
al ravioli
bill campbell
chad washington
football
losing streak
puppies are better than football
sports
why your team sucks

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Waking Up With Bwog: ENDSOP

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brooklyn bridge
coney island
nsop
NSOP 2016
operation ivy league
so many neighborhood tours
take a break mannn
take off your wristbands
wikiCU

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Maggie’s Gone, But Not Forgotten

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at least now we know for sure
how can we get on the maggie replacement committee
maggie has been dying slowly ... we relate
maggie the magnolia
the maggie legacy is secure
we're sorry first years that you'll never get to experience her in full bloom
where are we supposed to go to cry now?

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Waking Up With Bwog: Staying On Campus Is For The Birds Edition

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death to the columbia bubble
don't just take the one train
one bwogger performed a slam poem at open mic last year - it was lit
send it to tips or it didn't happen
tbt to when bwog learned to ride a bike with zagster
waking up with bwog
was hawkma just a collective hallucination?
we miss hawkma
will hawkma ever return?

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