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Phinal 2012 Phi Beta Kappa Crew Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 72 Comments

We’d like to take a moment to emerge from our very bitter Butler shell to extend a genuine congratulations to the seniors who’ve been inducted to Phi Beta Kappa, aka the nation’s oldest honor society, aka a BFD. (And if you’re still wondering what PBK is, you probably don’t have to check for your name on the list. […]

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Paunching Fruit for 24 Hours

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

This afternoon at 5 pm, campus improv group Fruit Paunch begins their annual 24 hour comedy show on Low Plaza. Stop by anytime before 5 pm tomorrow for a dose of irreverent and mildly awkward humor before the onset of the dark night. If you need a reason more compelling than forcing Bob and Eli to reenact […]

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Senior Wisdom: Boris Vassilev

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 27 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Boris Vassilev, Rockville, MD (Originally Sofia, Bulgaria), Columbia College, Physics and Creative Writing (I did it for the money.) Claim to Fame? Fame: Bwog’s last surviving copy editor. The only Eastern European, transfer science and humanities double major on campus. My heart chambers fire out of order. Infamy: The set of Fiddler on […]

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Some Of These Things Are Not Like The Others: Rembrandt

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 4 Comments

Because there are few hells fresher than trying to memorize 1,000 PowerPoint slides of paintings you swear never even came up in class, we’ll be helping you study for your Art Hum exam this week with a closer look at some of the syllabus. In this next installment of SOTTANLTO Bwog’s Professional Photoshopper/Procrastinator Zach Kagan assures […]

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Quarto Magazine Launches Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

Quarto, Columbia’s Undergraduate Journal of Creative Writing, releases its sixty-third annual issue tonight! To celebrate, they’re having a launch party from 9 to 11 pm in 501 Dodge complete with free food of the fancy cheese/sparkling apple juice variety. They also made this funky video (below) of people making triangles with their hands and/or scribbling things. […]

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Throwback Tunes: A Musical Study Guide for Lit Hum

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 6 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to glorious works of our literary past from the second semester of the Lit Hum syllabus. ‘Njoy! The Beatles, “I […]

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From the Archives: Spoiler Alert

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 12 Comments

Still cramming for LitHum and CC? Did you fall asleep last night before you could finish reading Crime and Punishment? Bwog is here to help with another oldie-but-goodie from reading periods past. It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get […]

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Bwoglines: Friendly Reminders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

The Knicks’ Tyson Chandler reminds us that one man’s weak defense is another man’s sweet new trophy—and also why it’s important to write acceptance speeches ahead of time. (NYDN) Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson reminds us that there’s a difference between elaboration and fabrication on your résumé; we’re still waiting on that CCE workshop. (Daily Intel) […]

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To Help You “Study”

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 5 Comments

In light of the fact that your CC final is tomorrow, and you’ve decided to take up a new television show been studying rigorously for the past three days, here is another reminder that you’re screwed prepared.

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Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 10 Comments

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft: A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!” Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same […]

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Finals Angst, Elevated To All New Levels

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 12 Comments

A tipster spotted the following cry for help in the notoriously sucky Hamilton elevator:

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Don’t Forget To Eat And Get A Seat!

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 2 Comments

At Midnight Breakfast and Orgo Night, respectively! Despite some date-drama, the pre-finals breakfast will in fact be held tonight, as per tradition. Head over to LeFrak for a superhero-themed meal at 11 pm if you’re a Barnard senior, 11:30 if you’re a Barnard non-senior, and 12 if you’re a pleb. Also tonight: grab a seat […]

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Subsidized Senior Ball Tickets For Qualifying Students

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all grown up
class of sweet 16
senior bald
senior ball
senior ball up
senior balwog
senior bawling my eyes out
senior beach ball!
senior citizen ball
sweet 16
thanks dean boyce
thanks Deantini
thanks obama

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Housing Reviews 2016: Financial Aid Office

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housing 2016
if life hands you a bad lottery number make a home for yourself on the housing office floor
lottery necessities: a snuggie a pillow a water bottle a xanax
the potted plants seal the deal
we love our financial aid officers

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 3

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If you need a hug just ask
Let's have a magical Day 3
REMEMBER YOUR LOTTERY NUMBER AND SUITE
RIP EC
Sophomores can start panicking now
Stickerz
Tax day is soon!
We're rooting for you

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Introducing The Columbia Class Of 2020: Just Plain Weird

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but seriously this is all in fun come to Bwog
dear class of 2021 just be normal
it helps to think that one day these will all just be normal Columbia students
just wait for what we have planned for tomorrow
prefrosh
seriously we will totally come to any Plimpton parties
social media is a doubled edged sword
sorry Nathan R***n for making c/o 2020 think you are a mole
these kids need some COOP to straighten them out
we won't tell you who the mole was/is

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Tamasha Rising Tomorrow Night!

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a capella
announcement
bhangra
dance
raas
saboooooooor
sur
tamasha
tamasha rising
what more could you ask for?

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Bwoglines: Yer A Wizard Edition

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bwoglines
california is so overrated said no one ;)
john stamos: almost as boring as the yogurt he sponsors
smoke that kush while you rag on george bush
still waitin on the Dobby musical lyke con who cares about ariel

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Ask Bwog: How To Seduce Your Senior Scramble Match

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40s on 40
ask bwog
be safe and use protection!
class of 2016
god senior scramble is even more insufferable than tinder
has anyone ended up getting married to their senior scramble match?
momma bwog
senior scramble
we like to help you
we want to have hate sex with so many people before we graduate
we would put down keanu ross-cabrera on our senior scramble ;)
what a time to be alive

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Student Council Election Results Are Out

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1U
2016 elections
breaking
ccsc
esc
gssc
N/A
student council
student council elections
student council elections 2016

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