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Foner, Cupcakes, Wisdom

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 2 Comments

Need we say more? We’re doubtful, but will continue nonetheless. Tonight at 8 pm in Hamilton 602, the one and only Eric Foner will be doling out “Words of Wisdom” to the class of 2012 over some Baked By Melissa cupcakes. We can’t help but feel that March 6th is a bit premature for closing remarks, […]

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Thoughts On Your Global Thoughts

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Global traveller Renée Kraiem brings back worldly wisdom from Monday’s undergraduate forum “Your Global Thoughts?” where a seriously star-studded panel of faculty members from The Committee on Global Thought sat around with a handful of students, ate pizza, and talked about global crises. If you need some reassurance that life exists outside your Morningside bubble […]

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From the Issue: Eve to Adam

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 1 Comments

Be on the lookout for the February issue of The Blue & White, coming to campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will again honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a visit to the Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory, an investigation into Columbia’s animal testing […]

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In Defense Of: Multiple Choice

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 11 Comments

Not sure which section of your midterm to start with? Just remember: recognition is easier than recall. Free response evader Alexandra Svokos expounds on the beauties of fill-in-the-bubble. Stop lying, you secretly loved the SATs. Page after page of delicious bubbles, yearning to be filled in. Like SEAL Team 6 at a bar, all of […]

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SGA: Expect The Unexpected

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Unexpected correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on last night’s SGA meeting. Rep Council spent a significant portion of their meeting last night off the record, but came up for air now and again for a few moments of breaking-news decisions—this correspondent has a feeling it was just to keep her on her toes. The meeting began […]

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Student Affairs Cares! It Really, Really Cares!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 9 Comments

Walk into Lerner today to be greeted by a smiling CSA Student Affairs representative toting an artfully arranged tray of !free! cookies. The wrappers display CSA success stories and fun facts, so you can feel good while you eat. Come get cookies on silver wooden platters and have Kev$ho smile at you!

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Majors Don’t Matter In The Real World Anyway

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 14 Comments

Hello sophomores! As CSA has so generously informed you this morning, it’s time to declare your major! In case you haven’t heard, online declaration has already begun, but never fear–you have until 5 pm on Friday March 9th to ponder and panic and update your pros-and-cons list. If you’re ready and sure, though, click here to […]

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Bwoglines: Progression/Regression Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Progression: That kid on your subway car at 2 am wasn’t trying to raise enough money for a Four Loko–a Penn State junior is paying his way through college tap-dancing on the subway. (NYT) Regression: This is what happens when you rob from the Girl Scouts: or, how to get punched in the face by […]

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PrezBo And DSpar Comment On Obamanard Reactions

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 176 Comments

Since the news broke Saturday morning that President Obama will be Barnard’s Commencement speaker, Bwog has been more or less blowin’ up with commenters’ reactions. Today, the folks over at the New York Times labelled the chaos “sibling rivalry,” and asked Columbia administrators and students what they make of it. PrezBo bit—quoteth the NYT: Lee […]

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Housingmaster: Division Decisions

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 12 Comments

We’ll answer your esoteric housing questions. Send them to housing@bwog.com or leave ’em in the comments. Q: The Housing website says, “If your group does not select a suite in Suite Selection, your group may opt to stay together and select rooms in General Selection with the same appointment time, or your group may opt to break apart and select […]

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Mozzerodent’s Image Takes a Hit

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 8 Comments

If you give a squirrel some pizza… he’ll continue stealing slices until he makes his way into NYMag. At least, that’s what our latest animal celebrity has done, appearing on this week’s Approval Matrix squarely within the both “Despicable” and “Lowbrow” quadrant. We recognize that the path to fame and stardom is paved with danger, […]

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Cooking With Bwog

Overseen: Cooking With Bwog?

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 5 Comments

These paper creations attempt to portray the hunger that millions of people around the world feel, the Human-Food Disconnect, and the art of creation in the kitchen. Or, they’re just awesome.

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Senior Wisdom: Juno McCallum

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bartenders are the best
fuck the bureaucracy
get ready for some good stuff to come
hamilton is BEYOND overrated
hamilton is EXTREMELY overrated
hamilton is overrated
hamilton was one of our greatest founding fathers tho
senior wisdoms
to quote Die Antwoord "fuck the system we make our own rules"
we may not "get" the Philolexian society but we respect it
we went to Burke the other day so we're getting close to visiting all the libraries

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From The Issue: Behind Bar

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'misogynistic Russians'
1020 is so problematic
Has anyone seen the owner?
old man dive bar Sunday through Tuesday; undergrad scene Thursday through Saturday
the blue and white
We love our Cool Mom
Wednesday remains disputed territory
Yea only an undergrad would be at 1020 after 1:30
Your 1020 suspicions confirmed

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It’s Fucking Hot

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at least the first years get a case study for frosci
bwog has been listening to dixie chicks all day
fucking Hot
global warming
hats and scarves becoming moth-eaten and dusty
the blizzard that never was
the only time we're jealous of our midwestern friends and their blizzards
this blasted heat
winter coats languishing in closets

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Barnard Administration Issues Statement On Orgo Night

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209 is better than the quad anyways
breaking
orgo night will be lit
the quad is a safe space I guess
the war on fun is a dish best served cold apparently
why does barnard hate fun

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Alternative Names To Make Your Reading Week Marginally Better

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alcohol is love alcohol is life
how can the university actually call it reading week this year?
psh reading week
vyvanse wednesday true
we wonder what a tuesday on the rocks would taste like
why finals

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1-800-ORGONIGHT/MIDNIGHTBREAKFAST

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drake
free food
free stuff
isn't the orgo exam not even tomorrow wtf?
midnight breakfast
midnight breakfast sounding like our prom theme
orgo night
overused image macros so true

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Bwog In Bed: Hump Day Edition

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bwog in bed
COWS
don't mess with the Cattle of Helios kids
don't panic
Get pumped for Orgo Night binches
Hamilton supported a central bank and so should you
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was a great book
not a great movie though
this is how you do review for LitHum and Bwog at the same time

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Semester In Review

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*insert typical Britt Chem reference*
ask yourselves: What Would Svokos Do?
britt courtney joseph
hello new board!
jake yaniv
just wait for Jake's Senior Wisdom
mason maddie
may the new year bring prosperity upon the new board
nik james
sayonara old board
semester in review
this semester was lame as hell to be honest
who's ready for a year of "shit-stirring"

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