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Waterless in Watt

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 5 Comments

Update, 12:22 pm: The drought has ended! Water is back on, twenty-three minutes ahead of schedule. If you’ve spotted flocks of robed Columbians bee-lining for McBain, it may not be what you think it is. According to our resident Watters, there is “absolutely no water in Watt.” And Housing estimates that there won’t be until […]

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Bwoglines: Your V-Day, But Worse Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 0 Comments

Did you kick back with a favorite salty snack? At least you didn’t spend 2.7 billion on it. (CNN) Did Valentine’s with your sweetie fall short of expectations? At least you’re not being charged with disorderly conduct to the second degree. (LA Times) Did you seek love in wildlife? At least—unlike Shakira—you probably had the sense not to pet […]

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Personals: St. Augustine, A.D 354

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 12 Comments

Bwog proudly presents that most desired bachelor of the past millennium. Interested parties, contact personals@bwog.com, and we’ll provide $10 for your hot date. And don’t worry if you don’t get the jokes — we didn’t read Confessions either. Name, Year, School, Major: Augustine a.k.a. Auggie, C ’87, Ascetic Studies Preference: Lowly mortal seeking passionate divine love […]

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Lecture Hop: The Obama Middle East Debate

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 4 Comments

Yesterday, Low Library played host to an impassioned, rollicking debate on our two most fight-provoking intellectually stimulating topics: Obama and the Middle East. International correspondent Brit Byrd ventured into the scene to report. Last night’s Obama Middle East Debate, hosted by Turath, the Arab Students Organization, certainly presented a variety of views and opinions, but audience […]

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Tenured Ever After

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 21 Comments

The only type of relationship that will always be adorable. For those of you who haven’t been here long enough to learn everything about your professors’ personal lives, we’ll repost a report on love in the academic world from a 2008 edition of the magazine. You may have seen them walking together down Low steps, […]

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A Little Late To The Party

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 14 Comments

You may have noticed it pop up on your Facebook newsfeed…three thousand times. Columbia has finally jumped on the relevant bandwagon and created its very own meme collection. These posts mainly consist of Columbians doing what Columbians do best—complaining.

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SGA: Pretty In Pink

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 2 Comments

Bwog’s wisest correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on yesterday’s SGA meeting. If last night is any indication, Rep Council ought to have a pretty fulfilling V-Day; last night’s meeting welcomed a hearty number of visitors to the Diana Café, and even scored some swag in the process. Rep Council’s first guest of the evening was the honorable […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: Losing My Grip

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 1 Comments

“Freedom is what you do with what’s been done to you.” -Jean-Paul Sartre

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A Cappella Cupids

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 5 Comments

A morning lecture in Barnard today was unexpectedly interrupted—by love. One lucky lady was serenaded by the Columbia Kingsmen, as captured in this amateur video below. Look through the wobbly lens into the face of passionate devotion, captured in 45 seconds or less. Bwog wishes a happy Valentine’s Day to all, even those who didn’t […]

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ESC: Election Rules, Carlton Improvements, and CCE GPAs

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 13 Comments

Sean Zimmermann reports from last night’s ESC meeting. The majority of the meeting was spent discussing the new election bylaws of the ESC constitution. As reported last year, the ESC will begin holding public e-board elections this year. Under the changes, the members of the senior class council will choose one of its members to […]

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Bwoglines: Forever Alone Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 2 Comments

To get off to a bright start: some think that it might not be that bad to be alone. Become part of the debate on the pros and cons of living solo. (NYT) After you make your decision and fall into inevitable despair, New York tells you how to drink tonight based on your personal […]

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Personals: Simon Jerome, CC ’13, and Eric Hickam, GS ’14

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2012 36 Comments

Bwog presents two more eligible bachelors. Interested parties should contact personals@bwog.com, and we’ll send you love birds off with $10 for your date. Name, Year, School, Major: Simon Gregory Jerome, 2013, CC, MESAAS Preference: Guy for guy Hometown: Waldorf, Maryland Dream Date in 7 words or less: Anything out of this DAMN cold. What redeems you […]

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A School By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet

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announcement
columbia grad schools
columbia grad students
maybe 'continuing education' sounded too lower-class for the columbia administration
of course joke's on them because 'ps' can also stand for 'proletariat studies'
prezbo drops a bomb
sce sps cps spc esp it's all just random configurations of letters
school of continuing education
what's in a name?

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Update On 2015 COÖP Crisis

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breaking
coop
war on fun

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#TBT To When The Barnard Bears Played Against Riker’s Island Prisoners

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#tbt
barnard bears played honorably with brains and hearts as only the best of bears could
bonding through basketball
the real question is: how many students actually went to riker's island to watch that game?
what were the stands like? was there cheering? was there even ... school spirit for a sports team?

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A Bucket List For All The Time You Won’t Spend On Homework This Weekend

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"quadcopters will be provided"
bucket list
free food is happening this weekend and lots of it
if you usually don't get out much this is the weekend to get out
if you usually get out too much this is still the weekend to get out
it takes skill intelligence and constant vigilance to track free food on campus
the bwog free food tracking algorithm has been developed over long years

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Bwoglines: Tragedies Of Humanity Edition

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bwoglines
get your shit together columbia
get your shit together republican presidential candidates
get your shit together universe
get your shit together weather
nothing like the discovery of billion-year-old stars to give you an existential crisis on a thursday morning
when will it be winter in nyc? when will it finally be coat and scarf season? bwog demands answers

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This (Autumn) Too Shall Pass

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autumn
leaf
leaf city
Lost quotes
melancholy poems
St. Paul's is actually the best
still salty about Lost's ending
the kids will never leave our campus
we love quotes here at bwog

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PSA: Hide Yo’ Kids, Hide Yo’ Wives, Hide Yo Insert Illicit Substance Here

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'cause they searchin' everybody up in here
#freegetzler
Bwog paralegal services
hide yo bongs
hide yo dabs
hide yo weed
housing policies are whack yo
people who live off campus are probably laughing at this
psa

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GSSC Allocates Money For A New Projector (And Other Stuff)

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$400 an hour
Elizabeth Heyman
families probably get swanky apartments
Group Adjudication
gssc
hopefully it's open to more than just gs students
imagine a family living in a carman suite lol
it was probably milvets tbh
New Projector
Sweater Party
this sweater party sounds great
we have family policies?

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