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Goldean Takes The Gold

By Bwog Staff on Jul 15, 2012 17 Comments

We asked, and you answered—with a 90s reference, of course. With 46% of the total votes, Goldean is the official new nickname for interim Dean Goldfarb, to be used henceforth in all Bwog posts and relevant legalese*. No word yet on whether Goldean will embrace his new name, but we’re like 90% sure this makes PrezBo Ash […]

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Columbia Gets a Chief Digital Officer

By Bwog Staff on Jul 13, 2012 15 Comments

On Wednesday, Sree Sreenivasan, formerly the J-school’s Dean of Student Affairs, became Columbia’s first-ever Chief Digital Officer. The tech blog AllThingsD (run by two of Sree’s former students J-school alums) reported the news shortly after it was announced in emails from Prezbo and Provost Coatsworth. But just what does a Chief Digital Officer do? Sree […]

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Royal Pains on Campus

By Bwog Staff on Jul 13, 2012 6 Comments

Fans of middling summer television will be whelmed to see episodes of Royal Pains being filmed right outside of Carman Hall. The show, which typically does not film in New York City, follows a concierge medicine business in the Hamptons (episodes air on USA, on Wednesdays at 9 pm; can we have our money now?). Overheard off […]

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Columbia Football Photobombs White Tupac

By Bwog Staff on Jul 13, 2012 39 Comments

From Getty, on the Daily Mail, of all places

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First Taste of that Dark, Columbian Roast

By Bwog Staff on Jul 13, 2012 28 Comments

Anonymous email sent in last night which recounts a critical moment in the Columbian life-cycle: At approximately 5pm EST, a shot was fired. “Housing?!” posted one eager student in the Columbia – Class of 2016 Facebook grouper, sending over 1,000 students into a rush to get to LionMail first. No doubt, this would create traffic; […]

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Proof That the Sun Revolves Around Manhattan

By Bwog Staff on Jul 11, 2012 8 Comments

In a combination of astronomy and municipal history, the “Manhattanhenge” phenomena, “discovered” by Columbia’s own Neil DeGrasse Tyson, occurs today and tomorrow (July 11 and 12) at sunset. For more information about the science involved, Scientific American’s blog has some interesting background (and a tool to determine”-henge” moments in other cities), and Wikipedia has a nifty […]

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Sherry on the Rocks

By Bwog Staff on Jul 10, 2012 29 Comments

As debate continues over whether or not Sheherezade “Sherry” Jaafari, former press aide to Bashar al-Assad, should have been granted admission to SIPA, some of our own weigh in. David Fine, CC ’13, interviewed Columbia professors, students, and alumni in a piece published on Tablet. Interviewees include Elazar Barkan, the director of Columbia’s Institute for the […]

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Moving Your Stuff, “Transparently”

By Bwog Staff on Jul 09, 2012 15 Comments

In an e-mail sent out earlier this afternoon, CUIT’s LionMail team informs you that they have their grubby hands on your data and they’re doing some fancy new-fangled shuffling—but don’t worry, they’ll be gentle: Dear Undergraduate Student, We hope you are excited about your upcoming move to LionMail @ Columbia. On July 31 you will be start to […]

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Body Found at 116th in Riverside Park

By Bwog Staff on Jul 08, 2012 37 Comments

A dead body was found hanging from a tree in Riverside Park this evening, between 115th and 116th. An NYPD officer on the scene told Bwog that the body belongs to a man in his thirties who is unaffiliated with Columbia. A person passing through the park noticed the body and alerted the police around 7:45 […]

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Housingmaster: Waitlist Woes

By Bwog Staff on Jul 05, 2012 8 Comments

Update, 7/25: Some people, mostly juniors, have gotten off the waitlist. If you’re one of the lucky ones (or one of the unlucky ones who still have no idea where you’ll be living in 2 months) let us know in the comments. Don’t panic! All through the summer, we’ll continue to answer your housing questions. […]

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Name That Dean (The Sequel)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 72 Comments

Update, 7/8: The nominations are in and here are the finalists. Vote for your favorite! It’s that time of year again, when a dean resigns, and the next in line needs a nickname. Today, that is Interim SEAS Dean Donald Goldfarb. We tried to come up with some ourselves: Old McDonald’s Farb The Farber of […]

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Because Science Is Never Conclusive!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 7 Comments

While we in America celebrate the signing of some yellowed document, physicists around the globe are engaging in a less nationalistic, but equally historic celebration: the elusive Higgs Boson, the “missing piece” in our current understanding of the subatomic world, has been confirmed to five standard deviations of significance. This discovery was made using the […]

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Senior Wisdom: Julia Goodman

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but it is a "nightmarish ordeal"
bwog EIC rep
bwogstress
institutional memory is not our strong suit
julia goodman
punchcard queen
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms
senior wisdoms 2016
the dam
the look
we've only filled up punchcards at threading salons

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Bwog In Bed: Melania(lcholy) Edition

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also he disappeared into a study room while his unattended laptop emitted loud music wtf
big blue bin of death
bwog in bed
chilling tales
eat those vitamins
if we see u with a blue bin today you're dead to us
love the look
melania trump
self harm is never a good idea but if it means postponing french......
self-care
straight outta costco
this same kid paced back and forth in this small ass reading room for like an hour
treat yourself

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Senior Wisdom: Josh Dillon

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"Don't sacrifice your health and happiness in the hopes that it pays off one day"
another coöp leader
former bwogger josh
Josh Dillon
probably the hottest person to ever be on bwog
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms 2016
we didn't untag from a bad pic bc josh dillon was hugging us in it

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Finals Playlist: Regrets Of The Semester

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"one word from you and i would jump off of this ledge i'm on"
deliver us unto border cafe
deliver us unto dunkin donuts
deliver us unto life alive
jk throwing ourselves into the charles it's cleaner than the hudson
re: swim good we could have made a weak joke about the swim test but we didn't
regrets of the semester
throwing ourselves in the hudson

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Stuff You Can Get For Free At Columbia

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Bwog loves free food
bwog loves free stuff
CUCR Pizza
free food
free stuff
lube
Three-ply toilet paper
using your CUID to get free stuff

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Senior Wisdom: Hallie Nell Swanson

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a flock of swansons
ah yes the MOST famous oral sex vs cheese answer
Bwog loves our mom/dad/other the Blue and White
Maybe her claim to fame should be that she trolled too hard and made England mad
raging is very important for the spirit
senior wisdom
sophomore class page activist
swandiggidydog
swandoggy
swansiblings
when Prezbo apologizes for the statue and we wonder if his programming has a bug

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Senior Wisdom: Vivek Ramakrishnan

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"Fuck it it's prestigious"
Does the triple-ply help if you fall ass-backwards into CCSC?
Fun with Columbia's bureaucratic acronyms
get this boy to a broadway play!
how did ben and viv sneak into CCSC?
One half of the famous duo Ben and Viv
senior wisdom
successful joke CCSC political campaigns
Vivek Ramakrishnan

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Bwog In Bed: The Days Of Mud

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bookslut
Butler beer pong
bwog in bed
donald j. trump
mud mud mud
or if you're in SEAS Mudd
Shostakovich's string quartets
The age of Trump
The days of mud
The White Stripes

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