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Found: Blue iPod Nano

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 0 Comments

Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.

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Senior Wisdom: Jasmine Senior

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 41 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jasmine Senior (yes, that’s my last name), Army Brat, Columbia College, Political Science/French and Francophone Studies Claim to Fame? I consistently provide people with free food throughout the academic year. I have also never pulled an all-nighter. In part because my body just won’t let me (probably jinxing myself…) Where are […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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You Still Haven’t Completed Your Course Evaluations

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bwog is meta
just do the evals already
lnb
professors are people too
so meta
take that wine
The Old Eskimo Savages of 2 Ball St.
this picture was us during formal
which formal? that's the mystery
wolf wilde at a bar

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Remember To Fill Out Your Course Evals

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bwog is so friendly...for now
do your part in this academic circus we call "Columbia"
lnb
remember to fill out your course evals kids
the beginning
your professors actually want to hear what you're saying

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Senior Wisdom: Marc Heinrich

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a Good and Loyal Friend
bwog senior wisdoms
exploring the tunnels
great oral sex/cheese answer
Marc Heinrich
no ragrets
RT @ "please don’t be the person who posts every day in your class group"
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms
ummmmm we're staying up past 5 am this minute
usenate

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Shit Our Notes Say During Reading Week

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#justbwogthings
CC is a way of life
despair
down w citizens united
finals
most of this is from CC
pray 4 us
reading week
scots & lesbians
shit our notes say
we feel outraged!
we stopped taking notes and now we're screwed
yikes!!! is a life motto more than any of the others tbh

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Senior Wisdom: Eva Kalikoff

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"I am a mother to all who know me."
aryeh
barnard
dn't feel bad we didn't match with any of the members of aryeh either
eva kalikoff
gr8 tip re: sushi
palestine
senior wisdom
subway party
tb to late night meninism
using @ judiciously
we also live tweet but the disaster we follow is our lives
we want to know you

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A Final Live At Lerner, Featuring Alpenglow

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alpenglow
free food
live at lerner
mental health tip
procrastination tip
sometimes they have free waterbottles
vermont
water-fall inspired music
we luv live at lerner

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Bwog In Bed: Death Of A Meme Edition

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butler is not for love!!
bwog in bed
day 2
international students
motivate us pls
our real procrastination tip is b@b
put on CC for those bollywood songs or just let them wash over u
reading week
ted cruz
we are shameful addicts
we're always in the mood for some mopey songs
writing bwog in bed in bed

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Senior Wisdom: Hannah Cohen

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but are you GS?
but how many tattoos really?
Bwog Senior Wisdom
get columbia to pay for your porn! fight the power!
Hanna Cohen
iceland
jk we know you're not GS
our coöp mom
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms
senior wisdoms 2016
taking time off is the best
wisdom from the College

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