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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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Bwoglines: Pumpkins And Trumpkins Edition

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420 blaze it
420 whales
420 whales it
dont h8 selena we all have bad exes
GOP stands for Good Old Pumpkins
i love pumpkins
oh trump when will you go away
oh trump wil we ever grow old of you
pumpkin spice lattes
pumpkins and trumpkins
save the whales yo
tbh selena probs was infected by justin bieber's horrible attitude
the whales appreciate it
whats going to happen to the pumpkin spice lattes tho
why is trump kissing this random woman tho

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Surreptitious “Senior Aboveground” Makes An Appearance

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"two balls an umlaut"
bwog also wants senior aboveground to continue sending cryptic emails - this has been fun
bwog brings you the scoop on all columbia news whether underground aboveground or just plain on the ground
bwog wants senior aboveground to explain itself
conspiracybwog
hawkma
is columbia possibly the set for a new spy movie
like if you remember who hawkma is
seniors 2016
strange free verse poetry

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Rise Up Columbia: The Stop Mass Incarceration Network’s Panel

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activistbwog
bwog covers powerful issues
bwog has an activism theme today
riseupoctober
the stop mass incarceration network wants YOU to help stop police brutality

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#TBT: When The Grateful Dead Came To Ferris Booth

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#tbt
can you imagine if the police (Sting's band) came to campus
columbia students make change happen!
confirmation that ferris has always had quality music
how can we get the police (Sting's band) to come to campus
how hard do you think it was to find a seat in ferris that day
i mean it's practically impossible already ... and then you add in a live rock concert
the era of sex drugs and rock n' roll is still going strong in carmen tbh

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A World On The Move: Today’s Refugee Crisis

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bwog does world policy
do barnard students trying to get into jj's when hewitt doesn't have late night qualify as refugees? more on this at 11
lecturehop
the eu has some work to do - but will it follow through?
toto i don't think we're at the un any more

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Book It To Carman For Fun, Friends, And Free Bagels

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bwog loves bagels. especially free bagels
ccsc
free food
the bagelpalooza hype is real
the real question is: what kinds of condiments are they offering with these bagels
what's better than free bagels? free coffee and bagels
when will bagelpalooza come to barnard though (sga we're looking at you)

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Bwoglines: Soaring To New Heights Edition

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a word of caution: do not read the comments on those brown columns
bwog gets excited about a lot of things
bwog gets excited about lamps
bwog gets excited about space
bwoglines
chaffetz may not be the coolest dude but what a cool name
friendly reminder that the third star trek reboot movie is being filmed right now
space. the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. jim kirk rips his shirt. spock calls things illogical. uhura is badass. etc etc etc

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Discovering Another Universe Of Russian Poetry

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"Everything is sad" described the weather this weekend
Bwog is awed by poetry and Putin in equal amounts
Bwog loves free food
Bwog loves free wine more
not just any crackers FANCY crackers
Russian is always interesting
was the poetry in dactylic pentameter?

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