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Actual Wisdom: Sam Moyn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 40 Comments

Sam Moyn, a professor of intellectual history, does not like smart phones, and is not down to chat about cheese. He claims to be neither famous, special, nor wise, but we beg to differ. Here is his Actual Wisdom:  Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I teach existentialism in my classes, so I find it […]
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Overseen: As If They Were Really Studying

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 3 Comments

Some students in a Butler study room, have gone mad, putting their hope of safety in a wooden/paper wall. Spoiler alert: Athenian glory is only temporary.
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Happy Chanukah Cholumbia

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 10 Comments

Bwog wishes you a very happy Hannukah! (Pro-tip: It’s pronounced with a throaty “h” sound, not like “ch” in chat). Right now, Chabad is celebrating with a massive menorah on Low, and Hillel is sponsoring candle-lighting in Shapiro, Carman and the Barnard Quad. Spin gimels, stuff your face with free donuts, and wash it down […]
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Blue Java Begins Limited Run of “Vintage” Cup

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 5 Comments

You may have noticed this dope ass coffee cup at Blue Java this past week. Columbia is no stranger to ’90s throwbacks, or puns. This cup seamlessly integrates both. According to Rosie Fernandez over at Dining, “This is a vintage blue java cup that we brought back for finals.” Can we keep ’em Pa, please? Cup […]
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From the Issue: Dan Weinstein

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 26 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, arriving on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a breakdown of Barnard’s budget woes, a look at Columbia’s proposal for a new engineering campus, and the politics […]
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Vincenzo Pleads Guilty, Coles Back in Jail

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 21 Comments

Update, 9:45 pm: According to the New York Post, Chris Coles is back in jail after failing a court-mandated drug test. He will return to court December 22nd, and will still have a chance to enter the treatment program he was granted diversion to in November. The AP reports that Stefan Vincenzo has pleaded guilty […]
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A Few Of Our Favorite Things

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 2 Comments

Bwog reads you! Enjoy a random walk though the past months via our favoritest of the favorite comments: “…The horse porn was still playing. He pulled the headphone jack out without looking away. And then I heard a sound no human should ever hear, a sound like Jenna Jameson in a glue factory. I ran…” […]
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Overheard: Self-Awareness Is Overrated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 6 Comments

Lend us your ear as we eavesdrop on the heated debate casual conversation of two Nussbaum patrons re: multiplication tables and the the real definition of “precociousness” (it’s Bwog, and you know it). Nussbaum Patron 1: I was very precocious. I remember that in third grade, I argued with my teacher about whether their definition of […]
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Bwog In Bed: The Terrible Twos(day)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 4 Comments

The good news: it’s Tuesday; this semester’s finals will cease to be your concern within the next 72 hours. The bad news: your sleep cycles, thesis title, life, and hair are all totally a mess. But wait—more good news! We’re inviting you to join us in our (very exclusive) bed for a few short minutes […]
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A Man of the People

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 30 Comments

A short while ago, a tall, well-dressed, middle-aged man strolled into Butler and started handing out candy canes to disheveled students. Grinning and making polite conversation, he proceeded confidently from the café to the third floor. Bemused bookworms naturally sent a flurry of tips, having cottoned on to the fact that this was not another […]
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And I’ve Been Working Like A Dog

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 18 Comments

The dog days are over, but here’s photographic proof of yesterday’s merriment. We’ve never seen so many smiley (sober) Columbians—community has been unleashed!  “It sounds like you guys really needed this,” one puppy owner told us. Furrealz. You can send in your own pics of puppy lovin’ and pooch smoochin’ to tips@bwog.com.  Photos by Yanyi […]
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Actual Wisdom: Edward Mendelson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 50 Comments

And now for something a wee bit different. In today’s Actual Wisdom, English professor Edward Mendelson teaches us a lesson about breaking the rules. And about the perils of questionnaires. It’s all below, in his personally requested format. It’s kinda like when you take major liberties with an unappealing essay prompt and end up writing […]
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Columbia Fans Still “Eh” About Football

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  • bro woo
  • college walk
  • football
  • history analogies
  • homecoming
  • official twitter accounts tho
  • pep
  • the streak
  • we thought it was rumor too
  • woo from afar
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BunsenBwog: The Future Of Transplants

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  • alas poor yorick
  • brain swap? sounds fake but ok
  • brain swapping
  • BunsenBwog
  • Bwog does spooky
  • can i swap brains with steve buscemi? he seems to have a gentle soul n a nice brain tbh
  • did they really just figure out how to fix a broken heart? im dead
  • i would want to swap brains with so many people
  • i wouldnt wanna swap with so many ppl too
  • ivy league brains are the best brains obviously
  • me @ the CUMC students: just fuck me up
  • my damaged heart cannot be repaired
  • spook
  • v spook
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Bwoglines: The Yikes Edition

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  • "i've heard greek life is big here"
  • bullseye baby
  • bwoglines
  • even if he is part of the kardashian klan (hate that) drug abuse is vv sad and makes me wanna cry
  • everything happens so much
  • feeling sad
  • frats
  • greek life
  • i hope life gets better for lamar tbh
  • i wonder which porno they were watching
  • negative nelly
  • pessimist bwoglines
  • rain in cali is this real???
  • why didnt lamar just pay for my barnard career instead of prostitutes
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EC Archetype: Out-Of-Place Arts Student

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  • 'i'm going to write about you' is the scariest thing any writer can say to you
  • can't an honest student just get to the law library in peace?
  • creative writing students are art students too
  • ec archetypes
  • who needs two copies of howl? everyone really
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Deantini Is Just As Lost As You Are

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  • A captain lost at sea
  • A ship without a captain
  • Are you my mother?
  • deantini
  • Deantini and his smartphone
  • It's hard to blame Deantini when campus is so big and so confusing though really
  • Lost bird
  • Not the Columbia app apparently
  • We gotchu Deantini
  • What apps does Deantini have on his phone?
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Columbia Divest Is Getting Closer To Success

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  • barnard divest
  • climate change demands real change
  • climate change is real change
  • columbia divest for climate justice
  • did the students who led the cdcj protest completely lose their voices after yesterday?
  • like should someone bring them a pot of herbal tea or something?
  • they were really loud it was pretty impressive
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Being The Change, Leading The Charge: Diversity In Higher Education

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  • diversity - the need is real
  • lecturehop
  • panels like this always have such inspiring titles - be the change! lead the charge! (but how do we do that??)
  • there are so many problems and so few solutions - but at least we can talk about them to cool string music
  • will columbia ever be diverse enough? more on this at 5
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#TBT: Touchdowns To Tears

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  • #tbt
  • columbia lions
  • cumb
  • cumb knows how to really beat another school: go for the marching band
  • doing homework during a football game is an acquired skill
  • like if you actually care that the lions won last weekend
  • like if you still can't believe the lions won last weekend
  • lions fail to roar loudly enough to scare cu students into actually going to games
  • lions still roar pretty loudly

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