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Bwoglines: Astronomical Sums Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 08, 2012 2 Comments

900 000 000 000 000: The amount of money that a Staten Island mother is suing the city for. (Forbes) 3 950 000: The listed price of the skinniest house in Manhattan. (Huffington Post) 34.2: The tons of paper and debris that the last Giants Super Bowl Parade generated.(Gothamist) 3.25: The years it took for […]

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“Having Your Cake” Has a Whole New Meaning

By Bwog Staff on Feb 07, 2012 11 Comments

Couldn’t make it across campus to eat some of the Columbia Culinary Society’s free erotic cake? Here are a few pictures from the event to whet your appetite in more ways than one. pastry pornography via Elyse DeWitt

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Chair Review: Hamilton Desk Chair

By Bwog Staff on Feb 07, 2012 12 Comments

Perhaps the most common of all campus seats, the Hamilton desk-chair is here reviewed for posterity. Chair reviews—like CULPA for things on which it is appropriate to sit. You walk into Lit Hum just as it starts—as always—and quickly scan the room to find the open seat. There’s one in the corner, so you sneak […]

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Overseen: Jealousy Is A Green Monster

By Bwog Staff on Feb 07, 2012 8 Comments

Update, 10:56 pm: Domo Taco updated their Facebook page with the message, “Closing early due to some unfriendly carts…sorry! Cya tomorrow!” Halal bests Domo in the first round! Update 6:58 pm: Word is that the owner of Domo Taco Truck is a cousin of a Columbia student. The nepotistic war rages on, with furthering alliance tensions. […]

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ESC: A Visit From Another Dean

By Bwog Staff on Feb 07, 2012 3 Comments

Sean Zimmermann reports from last night’s ESC meeting. Dean Rinere of the Student Advising Center spoke to the council, addressing concerns students had brought up about their advisers being switched. Rinere explained that when students enter SEAS, they are assigned an advisor based on their declared “likely” major. If a student proceeds to declare a […]

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Free Food That’s Not Pizza!

By Bwog Staff on Feb 07, 2012 8 Comments

Need a little plain old sustenance before your erotic cake adventure tonight? CQA is gathering in the Lerner Party Space at 7:30 pm with what is apparently $800 worth of sushi. That’s a lot of sushi. Sushi and chocolate and cake in unknown forms and shapes: a sexy and classy combination. Don’t miss the opportunity to […]

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Getting Down On Some Cake

By Bwog Staff on Feb 07, 2012 2 Comments

For those of you who consider chocolate on par with sex, tonight is the night to test out your theory once and for all. The Columbia Culinary Society is hosting a kinky showdown combined chocolate tasting and erotic cake competition tonight at 9:30 in the Satow room. 10 different types of chocolate will be featured, and only […]

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Overseen: Wishful Thinking

By Bwog Staff on Feb 07, 2012 0 Comments

The quality of hope never dies, even in the face of being kicked out of the NoCo library far too soon. In an effort to make words into actions, a dreamer scrawled the promise of “ALL DAY ERRDAY!!” hours outside of NoCo. If only; if only. But honestly, the library and Joe’s hours suck. Solidarity, […]

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Caption Contest Round 2: Redemption

By Bwog Staff on Feb 07, 2012 20 Comments

As an astute commenter observed during our first caption contest, “…Bwog imagined this comment thread differently.” Quite right. So we both need to recover from last week—you, intellectually, and Bwog, emotionally. Here’s another chance. Dig into those parts of your brain uncorrupted by Frontiers, and show Bwog what scathing one-liners you’re made of. True redemption […]

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Miller Pop-Up: JACK Quartet

By Bwog Staff on Feb 07, 2012 2 Comments

Tonight, Miller Theatre digs deep and offers us the first of its brand new series of Popup Concerts. In exchange for free beer, intimate musical times, and communitarian bonding, all we must do is sit through an hour of atonal music. Punters will be encouraged to grab a bevvie and join the instrumentalists on stage. […]

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SGA: Rep Council Lite

By Bwog Staff on Feb 07, 2012 1 Comments

Renée Kraiem uses what some people call “free time” to report on last night’s SGA meeting. As a glorious homage to the recently reinvigorated passion for efficiency, SGA met and adjourned this evening within one hour. Rep Council heard presentations from various councils and plugged a series of upcoming events in an attempt to make […]

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Bwoglines: What The Kids Are Up To Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 07, 2012 3 Comments

Not sure you’re at the right place quite yet? Here are some potentially better fits….or you could go to Brown and be the next guy to uncover a lost Malcolm X speech. (Huffington Post) In a bold and brave acceptance of the future, students at UC Riverside are pushing to make looming post-graduation debt a […]

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Senior Wisdom: Juno McCallum

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bartenders are the best
fuck the bureaucracy
get ready for some good stuff to come
hamilton is BEYOND overrated
hamilton is EXTREMELY overrated
hamilton is overrated
hamilton was one of our greatest founding fathers tho
senior wisdoms
to quote Die Antwoord "fuck the system we make our own rules"
we may not "get" the Philolexian society but we respect it
we went to Burke the other day so we're getting close to visiting all the libraries

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From The Issue: Behind Bar

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'misogynistic Russians'
1020 is so problematic
Has anyone seen the owner?
old man dive bar Sunday through Tuesday; undergrad scene Thursday through Saturday
the blue and white
We love our Cool Mom
Wednesday remains disputed territory
Yea only an undergrad would be at 1020 after 1:30
Your 1020 suspicions confirmed

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It’s Fucking Hot

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at least the first years get a case study for frosci
bwog has been listening to dixie chicks all day
fucking Hot
global warming
hats and scarves becoming moth-eaten and dusty
the blizzard that never was
the only time we're jealous of our midwestern friends and their blizzards
this blasted heat
winter coats languishing in closets

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Barnard Administration Issues Statement On Orgo Night

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209 is better than the quad anyways
breaking
orgo night will be lit
the quad is a safe space I guess
the war on fun is a dish best served cold apparently
why does barnard hate fun

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Alternative Names To Make Your Reading Week Marginally Better

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alcohol is love alcohol is life
how can the university actually call it reading week this year?
psh reading week
vyvanse wednesday true
we wonder what a tuesday on the rocks would taste like
why finals

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1-800-ORGONIGHT/MIDNIGHTBREAKFAST

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drake
free food
free stuff
isn't the orgo exam not even tomorrow wtf?
midnight breakfast
midnight breakfast sounding like our prom theme
orgo night
overused image macros so true

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Bwog In Bed: Hump Day Edition

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bwog in bed
COWS
don't mess with the Cattle of Helios kids
don't panic
Get pumped for Orgo Night binches
Hamilton supported a central bank and so should you
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was a great book
not a great movie though
this is how you do review for LitHum and Bwog at the same time

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Semester In Review

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*insert typical Britt Chem reference*
ask yourselves: What Would Svokos Do?
britt courtney joseph
hello new board!
jake yaniv
just wait for Jake's Senior Wisdom
mason maddie
may the new year bring prosperity upon the new board
nik james
sayonara old board
semester in review
this semester was lame as hell to be honest
who's ready for a year of "shit-stirring"

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