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Waterless in Watt

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 5 Comments

Update, 12:22 pm: The drought has ended! Water is back on, twenty-three minutes ahead of schedule. If you’ve spotted flocks of robed Columbians bee-lining for McBain, it may not be what you think it is. According to our resident Watters, there is “absolutely no water in Watt.” And Housing estimates that there won’t be until […]
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Bwoglines: Your V-Day, But Worse Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 0 Comments

Did you kick back with a favorite salty snack? At least you didn’t spend 2.7 billion on it.  (CNN) Did Valentine’s with your sweetie fall short of expectations? At least you’re not being charged with disorderly conduct to the second degree. (LA Times) Did you seek love in wildlife? At least—unlike Shakira—you probably had the sense not to pet […]
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Personals: St. Augustine, A.D 354

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 12 Comments

Bwog proudly presents that most desired bachelor of the past millennium. Interested parties, contact personals@bwog.com, and we’ll provide $10 for your hot date. And don’t worry if you don’t get the jokes — we didn’t read Confessions either. Name, Year, School, Major: Augustine a.k.a. Auggie, C ’87,  Ascetic Studies Preference: Lowly mortal seeking passionate divine love […]
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Lecture Hop: The Obama Middle East Debate

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 4 Comments

Yesterday, Low Library played host to an impassioned, rollicking debate on our two most fight-provoking intellectually stimulating topics: Obama and the Middle East. International correspondent Brit Byrd ventured into the scene to report. Last night’s Obama Middle East Debate, hosted by Turath, the Arab Students Organization, certainly presented a variety of views and opinions, but audience […]
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Tenured Ever After

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 21 Comments

The only type of relationship that will always be adorable. For those of you who haven’t been here long enough to learn everything about your professors’ personal lives, we’ll repost a report on love in the academic world from a 2008 edition of the magazine.  You may have seen them walking together down Low steps, […]
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A Little Late To The Party

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 14 Comments

You may have noticed it pop up on your Facebook newsfeed…three thousand times. Columbia has finally jumped on the relevant bandwagon and created its very own meme collection. These posts mainly consist of Columbians doing what Columbians do best—complaining.
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SGA: Pretty In Pink

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 2 Comments

Bwog’s wisest correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on yesterday’s SGA meeting. If last night is any indication, Rep Council ought to have a pretty fulfilling V-Day; last night’s meeting welcomed a hearty number of visitors to the Diana Café, and even scored some swag in the process. Rep Council’s first guest of the evening was the honorable […]
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Chronicles of Existentialism: Losing My Grip

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 1 Comments

“Freedom is what you do with what’s been done to you.” -Jean-Paul Sartre
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A Cappella Cupids

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 5 Comments

A morning lecture in Barnard today was unexpectedly interrupted—by love. One lucky lady was serenaded by the Columbia Kingsmen, as captured in this amateur video below.  Look through the wobbly lens into the face of passionate devotion, captured in 45 seconds or less. Bwog wishes a happy Valentine’s Day to all, even those who didn’t […]
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ESC: Election Rules, Carlton Improvements, and CCE GPAs

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 13 Comments

Sean Zimmermann reports from last night’s ESC meeting. The majority of the meeting was spent discussing the new election bylaws of the ESC constitution. As reported last year, the ESC will begin holding public e-board elections this year. Under the changes, the members of the senior class council will choose one of its members to […]
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Bwoglines: Forever Alone Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 2 Comments

To get off to a bright start: some think that it might not be that bad to be alone. Become part of the debate on the pros and cons of living solo. (NYT) After you make your decision and fall into inevitable despair, New York tells you how to drink tonight based on your personal […]
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Personals: Simon Jerome, CC ’13, and Eric Hickam, GS ’14

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2012 36 Comments

Bwog presents two more eligible bachelors. Interested parties should contact personals@bwog.com, and we’ll send you love birds off with $10 for your date. Name, Year, School, Major: Simon Gregory Jerome, 2013, CC, MESAAS Preference: Guy for guy Hometown: Waldorf, Maryland Dream Date in 7 words or less: Anything out of this DAMN cold. What redeems you […]
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Bwoglines: Break Ups Edition

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  • boringside heights
  • but you'll get over it
  • bwoglines
  • donald j. trump
  • now all our playlists remind us of this loss
  • oregon
  • sometimes our anthro seminar induces a similarly mind-numbing break from reality!
  • st. a's
  • trump's tinder bio: "It's yuuuuuge."
  • vampire weekend
  • wednesday blues
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Snow Stereotypes: The Kingdom Of Snow Belongs To Such As These

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  • "And some I assume are good people"
  • "we need to build a wall to keep them out"
  • campus archetypes
  • oh my god these kids are seriously the worst
  • paying 60000 a year to get hit by a kid's snowball is not fun
  • snow stereotypes
  • we appreciate kids having fun but not at our expense
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Wholesome Winter Workouts

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  • finding anything at Barnard is a workout in itself
  • running the lerner ramps is like running an mc escher painting
  • running up 6 flights of Hamilton is a multiple a week occurrence
  • we're just waiting for riverside park to be cleared of snow so that we can go "run" (pet dogs) there
  • where even is the diana ngl I really don't know
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Sign Up For Urban NY And Do Something Of Cultural Value

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  • free food is always the best
  • get a life
  • get some culture
  • hamilton is the most overrated show of our generation
  • kai
  • proud to not have gone to an EC party since Fall rush
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How Screwed Are You For Registration?

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  • a quiz that is relevant to our lives
  • quiz
  • team nosleep
  • totally correct mice
  • we are already all so scrweed
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Bwoglines: Middle East Burger Edition

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  • bwoglines
  • go hassan?
  • guys if you havent watched the office yet you need to
  • the level of violence is too damn high
  • the mcpick is the best freaking deal ever at mcdonalds seriously
  • the revolution will come
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Field Notes: Surviving (And Thriving) In The Storm Edition

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  • broadway shows were cancelled but lin-manuel miranda still somehow did a ham4ham
  • field notes
  • shoutout to that one girl in the barnard class of 2019 fb page asking to borrow snowpants
  • the lines at international and morton williams were ridiculous this weekend
  • the real winners are anyone who managed to freeze NO extremities on saturday
  • there's a concerning amount of injuries in this week's field notes - please take care of yourselves folks
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The American Dream Exists Within This Snow: A Snow Stereotype

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  • (bwog has been referencing a lot of memes today)
  • campus stereotypes
  • now if only we had classes cancelled today. that would be the real american dream
  • snow stereotypes
  • thank you storm jonas for giving at least a few people joy
  • this freshman is a beautiful cinnamon roll. too good for this world. too pure.
  • what's better than snow? someone who's never seen it before getting really excited about snow

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