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RoomHop: Creative Minds

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2011 38 Comments

In this latest RoomHop, dorm design professional Alexandra Svokos traveled to the Woodbridge abode of a pair of seniors involved—among other things—in XMAS!6, which is tonight(!) in Roone at 8:15pm. “His name is Nero,” Lila Neiswanger,CC ’12, and Will Brown, SEAS ’12, say in unison about their betta fish. “Oh, the apartment’s name is Antium, […]

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Lost: Laptop

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2011 0 Comments

Macbook Pro 13 inch in a navy blue brook brothers laptop bag lost Mon Dec 12 at about 11.15am Many important documents inside. Need it for finals!!!! Contact ssb2149 if found!

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Peyton Bell, CC ’13, In Critical Condition After Hit and Run

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2011 34 Comments

Update: 4:23 pm: Bell’s father wrote to us to say he is currently with him at the Neurological ICU. A friend who visited the hospital says Peyton is expected to move out of the ICU tomorrow and make a full recovery, barring complications. We wish him all the best for a speedy return to health. […]

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Bwoglines: It’s Whatever Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2011 1 Comments

During the course of Newt Gingrich’s presidential campaign, do you often find that you don’t really have any idea what he’s talking about? You’re not alone, and Slate is here to help. Meanwhile, Gingrich’s pal Rick Perry has pulled off an impressive feat: his latest campaign video, “Strong,” has already made the list of the […]

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Lost: Reading Glasses

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2011 0 Comments

A pair of brown+dark purple Armani reading glasses was lost on the table in butler lounge or somewhere inside the library on the night of December 7. It is my favorite one and reward is guaranteed if you found it. Thank you! Please! Email: ML3209@columbia.edu

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Always Use Protection

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 22 Comments

Bwog doesn’t always poop in Butler… …But when it does, it sits on a sapling’s worth of toilet paper.

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Bwog Sports Sunday: Seven Straight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 2 Comments

In the final weekend of athletic contests before a break for finals and the holidays, the Men’s Basketball team extended their winning streak to seven after beating LIU on Saturday. A streak of seven straight is nice for more than just alliteration, it prepares the Lions for tough Ivy League contests in the new year. […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 8 Comments

Come join us for the last meeting of the year! We know you’re busy and all, but you know you’re gonna sit there reading our witty and insightful finals content anyway, so why not come help write it? As always, Lerner SGO 7 pm, and some free munchies. reenacted Bwog meeting via TVfanatic

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Meet the Super Sweet ’16ers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 71 Comments

The early entrants to Columbia’s CC and SEAS class of 2016 have been announced. As some of you may remember from way back when (high school), getting into college is kind of a big deal. Maybe your parents took you out to a nice restaurant that night, or maybe you jumped around uncontrollably screaming incomprehensible […]

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Free Crumbs Cupcakes in Lerner

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 7 Comments

Courtesy of CC ’13 class council. Starting at 3 pm, cupcakes will be distributed to the stressed and tired masses on Lerner Ramps. In related news, alum Julian Geiger ’67CC ’70BUS has just been named President and CEO of Crumbs. food porn via PostPioneer UPDATE (3:17): Bwog sincerely hopes that you are reading this on your iPhone […]

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NoCo Library Vigilante Find Justice

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 9 Comments

NoCo library cried out in the night, begging for justice—a menacing library worker was locking doors and shunning innocent students. One witness, who tipped this whole story to Bwog, took it upon himself to answer his library’s call; he wrote a passive agressive note. Vigilante’s slightly incoherent tip: After seeing [the library worker] lecture and close and lock […]

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Lawsuit Claims Professor Threatened Grades for Sex

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 41 Comments

The New York Post is reporting that Laura Williams, a student in the School of Social Work, has filed a lawsuit claiming Professor Joseph Paul Martin from SIPA “constantly pressured her for sex,” and used her grade in the class as leverage. Martin is also Executive Director of the Center for the Study of Human Rights. […]

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Back-Of-The-Envelope Assumptions About The 2016 Elections

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2016 elections
back of the envelope
bernie vs hillary
chillary
FEEL THE BERN
feels good man
more like chillary amiright
shits gonna go down
sounds good
these r very important things so everybody take bwog in a very important way oka okay?!?!?!??!?/
this is gettin steamy
WE ARE SEROUS KK????
we know you missed a good b of the e

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Ghoul’d Morning, Welcome To The Halloween Contest

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2015 Halloween contest
2creppy2die
2spoopy2live
can bwog writers even enter????
costume contest
demonic laughter
halloween costume contest
muahahahahahhahahaha
so stoked for this contest man
spooky scary skeletons
ya gotta enter fools

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Bwoglines: Five Senses Edition

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autism
bwoglines
can this muppet join the cast of avenue q too??
children are so goddamn delicious tho
chillary
chillary clinton tho amiright
hansel and gretel
i love the smell of parkinsons in the morning
yum!

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Chess Boy Digs Deep Into Chess (And Life)

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bwog still has a lot of questions for chess boy
how is chess boy's love life?
is chess boy good at chess because he's naturally talented or because he spent his whole life playing chess?
is chess boy seeing anyone? does chess boy WANT to be seeing anyone?
who still even owns a handkerchief?
why does chess boy want to go to yale when columbia is clearly superior?

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Overseen: Anonymous Role Model Reminds Us To Be Present In The World

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a ferris bueler's day off quote feels really appropriate right here
don't let those midterms get you down! have some chocolate!
flying to the moon would be a really great way to get out of a calc midterm
overseen
remember to be present in the world kids
unless you're lactose intolerant - in which case have some sugary candy or something

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#TBT To Before Barnard Became Barnard

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'nothing's worthwhile unless you can exclude someone'
#tbt
alternative post title: '#tbt to when donald trump would've wanted to send his daughter to barnard'
gossip girl: 1890s barnard edition is a show bwog would absolutely watch
lecturehop
living in brooks literally cost $1000 per semester in the early 1900s can you imagine
no wonder brooks has those beautiful ornate staircases

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Midterm Day Has Arrived At Last

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but hey! at least this means we're halfway through the semester! officially!
if you actually have a midterm today your prof is either doing something right or part of some kind of secret cult
is the coffee at blue java really worth it when the line is so long though?
midterm day
redbull-infused coffee is a real thing and it's terrifying

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Bwoglines: Unexpected Victories Edition

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bwoglines
columbia alums clearly have some substantial funds
like if you remember when bacchantae did q.u.e.e.n. and electric lady by janelle monae
what was up with that snapchat filter yesterday though
whose idea was that
would a nyc mta bus ever roll into a coffeeshop? no. it would charge furiously into that coffeeshop

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