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Overseen: Kids Being Kids

By Bwog Staff on Feb 06, 2012 6 Comments

It’s beautiful, dammit, and nothing makes Bwog want to forget about last-minute homework more than the sight of adorable miniature humans playing in front of Noco. Can we join?

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Giants Ticker Tape Parade: A Parade to Remember

By Bwog Staff on Feb 06, 2012 1 Comments

In case you’ve decided to live under a rock for the past twenty-four hours and failed to read the post below, the New York Giants won the Superbowl! In light of this supreme victory, Bloomberg decided to host a victory ceremony and ticker tape parade for the team tomorrow, February 7th. Why? According to Bloomberg, “Big Blue […]

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Bwoglines: The Witch is Dead Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 06, 2012 2 Comments

As the GOP primaries come to a close, one thing’s for certain: the Tea Party is dead. (Daily Beast) The Giants won the Superbowl! But it, ain’t over till we say it’s over. It’s time to judge the best and worst TV ads from last night. (Slate) Sheryl Sandberg of Facebook is worth more than a billion […]

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Lost: LL Bean Backpack and Macbook

By Bwog Staff on Feb 05, 2012 0 Comments

Hi, I’m missing a black LL Bean Backpack, last seen in the lounge of Broadway 12 during the Super Bowl. It’s black, with the initials “BCB,” embossed in grey. It contains an Apple laptop and several important books. If found, contact bcb2131@columbia.edu.

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GIANTS WIN!

By Bwog Staff on Feb 05, 2012 20 Comments

The New York Giants beat out the Patriots in the last few minutes of this year’s Super Bowl to bring the final score to 21-17. This happened in the world, whether you were watching the game or not. In any event, rest assured that no matter what your affiliation is, there are plenty of commercials to […]

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Bucket List: The PATRIOT Act, Pulitzer Winners, and Political Change

By Bwog Staff on Feb 05, 2012 2 Comments

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. Our recommendations for this week are below and the full list is after the jump. Recommended “The War on Terrorism, Civil Liberties, and the Constitution” Monday, […]

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Mysteries: The Staircase That Wasn’t

By Bwog Staff on Feb 05, 2012 8 Comments

As you’ve probably noticed, a main staircase in Lerner has been broken since last week, making the irritating trek from the ground floor to the package center a nauseating ramp-circling odyssey. We thought that the stairs might only be closed for a day or two, but now that the repairs are stretching into their second […]

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Bwog Sports: Super Bowl Sunday!

By Bwog Staff on Feb 05, 2012 15 Comments

It’s finally here – the day all New Yorkers, Bostonians, and 10% of Bwog readers have been waiting for. It’s Super Bowl Sunday! In light of this special occasion in the world of sports, Bwog brings you a special edition of our weekly round-up to prepare the less athletically-inclined members of our readership for the […]

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Overheard: Better to be Feared Than Loved?

By Bwog Staff on Feb 05, 2012 5 Comments

A CC student at a bar finds a practical application for his reading: No more talking to guys, no more talking to ugly girls—let’s be Machiavellian. Sooo.. it sounds like Ted isn’t the only HIMYM character to hang around Morningside.

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Bwog Meeting Today

By Bwog Staff on Feb 05, 2012 0 Comments

You know you’re not getting any work done on Super Bowl Sunday, so come see us and eat some pre-game snacks. Whether you want to write, want to share ideas, want to learn more about Bwog, or would just like to bask in the radiant atmosphere of the Student Government Offices we would love to […]

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Overseen: A Superquestionable Bowl

By Bwog Staff on Feb 05, 2012 1 Comments

There are many ways to celebrate the Super Bowl, but it’s pretty much a universal law that they all involve chili. With that said, the line has to be drawn somewhere—and it’s here: Does 1020 even have a kitchen? And if so, what’s it being used for the other 364 days of the year?

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Bwoglines: Priorities Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 05, 2012 0 Comments

For some people, today is only about one thing– the Super Bowl. (ESPN) For others, it’s not so much about the game as it is about the halftime show, or maybe the drunk food. (MTV, Gawker) If Madonna and nachos have no allure, you could always head to the library. But be warned–even once you’re […]

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Actual Wisdom: Philip Protter

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'please change your behavior' what a kind way of telling everyone to stop fucking up the planet
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but if cinderblock architecture is suboptimal what kind of architecture is superoptimal?
don't stay up all night to study folks. you never know when it might make you miss your exam
you can give up any food if necessary? give us some of your willpower

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Bwog Poetry

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Analyze this poetry at your own risk
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I remember learning poetry in 6th grade and my teacher was kind of creepy about it
Still don't understand meter
These titles are accurate af

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

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'twisting the fabric of spacetime' whut
Bwog hasn't seen Star Wars yet because WE'RE STILL TAKING EXAMS
Mazel Tov to Albert Einstein
warm Christmas is as gross as warm lettuce
we feel equally happy and nauseated by our own holiday shopping
WebMD has told us that we have a rare heart condition and will die within several hours

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

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'mama ... just killed my prof ... put a gun up to his head ... pulled the trigger now he's dead ...'
'sends shivers down my spine ... mind is aching all the time ...'
bwog in bed
for a 'creative break' plan how you'd murder your prof if you failed his final. don't follow through though
tbh bohemian rhapsody could very easily be about finals
the main character in bohemian rhapsody is not a great role model but damn does he sing well

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

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'didn't study for my monday final'
does anyone really study for their monday finals or is that a myth?
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if columbia had a group hug it would be nice but somewhat creepy
if you didn't nearly die of overheating during orgo night you're apparently doing something wrong
on the other hand if barnard had a group hug it would just be gay
we hate the people who are already home for break but we also wish we could be them

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

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'i feed a colony of feral cats' we aspire to get on this level
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bwog isn't getting a head in anthropology and we're not sure how we feel about that
oral sex vs cheese truly is a soul crushing diabolical dilemma - that's why we ask the question
we're definitely still wondering what r.e.m.'s lyrics mean don't worry

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Shit Our Notes Say

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at least if we fail then like the red-winged blackbirds we can marry rich
exam panic
notes from bwog meetings would probably look something like this
we'd love to get pushed off to sea - far far away from our finals
what's the point of taking notes if you don't add some funny doodles and comments every once in a while?

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“Baking” With Bwog: The Many Uses of Oregano

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"wait there are men on bwog" "i mean yeah me"
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brownie mix so thick
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canadian geese can get f**ked
clearly students have their priorities straight
James Taylor is bae
special brownies for real this time
we managed to find oregano before finding an egg

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