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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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From Musings To Musical: An Interview With Christine Rosenblatt

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'i would not have been able to complete this project without google drive' yeah bwog wouldn't function without google drive either
be aware that if you go to see this show there will also be opera
but that the musical itself is not an opera
it's an emotional musical but there are also songs about fishing
new opera workshop
see an original musical! support bc and cc students!
what is lin-manuel miranda's favorite song from the hamilton musical? this is suddenly a very pressing question after reading this interview

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Carman Residents Reprimanded For Vandalism

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carman
is carman a safe and supportive living environment?
we would not want to be carman ras right now
when we lived in carman last year someone ripped literally the entire board down ... not just the paper but the whole board
yes you might think the bulletin boards in your dorm are a bit tacky but vandalism is really too harsh

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A School By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet

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announcement
columbia grad schools
columbia grad students
maybe 'continuing education' sounded too lower-class for the columbia administration
of course joke's on them because 'ps' can also stand for 'proletariat studies'
prezbo drops a bomb
sce sps cps spc esp it's all just random configurations of letters
school of continuing education
what's in a name?

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Update On 2015 COÖP Crisis

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breaking
coop
war on fun

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#TBT To When The Barnard Bears Played Against Riker’s Island Prisoners

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#tbt
barnard bears played honorably with brains and hearts as only the best of bears could
bonding through basketball
the real question is: how many students actually went to riker's island to watch that game?
what were the stands like? was there cheering? was there even ... school spirit for a sports team?

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A Bucket List For All The Time You Won’t Spend On Homework This Weekend

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"quadcopters will be provided"
bucket list
free food is happening this weekend and lots of it
if you usually don't get out much this is the weekend to get out
if you usually get out too much this is still the weekend to get out
it takes skill intelligence and constant vigilance to track free food on campus
the bwog free food tracking algorithm has been developed over long years

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Bwoglines: Tragedies Of Humanity Edition

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bwoglines
get your shit together columbia
get your shit together republican presidential candidates
get your shit together universe
get your shit together weather
nothing like the discovery of billion-year-old stars to give you an existential crisis on a thursday morning
when will it be winter in nyc? when will it finally be coat and scarf season? bwog demands answers

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This (Autumn) Too Shall Pass

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autumn
leaf
leaf city
Lost quotes
melancholy poems
St. Paul's is actually the best
still salty about Lost's ending
the kids will never leave our campus
we love quotes here at bwog

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