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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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Le Petit Déjeuner

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 15 Comments

Bonjour! If you are in need of a carbohydrate boost after the exhilaration of Orgo Night spirals down and the dread accompanying the fact that you still have a few thousand words to go on that essay you plan to finish tonight begins to set in, procrastinate even further by stopping by Barnard for the annual Midnight Breakfast. This year, it […]

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Style Guide: Professor Edition

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aaaaaaand now uptown funk is stuck in our heads
bwog loves fashion
bwog loves our profs
bwog loves style
honestly funk that song
sometimes
style guide
they just wanna look good for you (good for you) (oh oh)

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Delta Gamma Is About To Get Wet

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anchor splash
announcement
bwog loves greek life? bwog hates greek life? who knows... but bwog loves the pool and bwog loves donating to a good cause
bwog loves uris
come support delta gamma
uris about to get crowded... even more crowded than usual

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Bucket List: Foucault, Flight, and Feminism

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and feminism
bucket list
bwog is a big fan of f words: focault
duuuuuude michelle goldberg tho
flying
loving that play on the word wedlocked
some smart peeps coming to CU this week
these events are actually legit this week like... you actually have to rsvp to these wth
we love the f word(s)

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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...or appropriate
also bring $5 if you're on bwog lol you know what it's for
arctic monkeys
bwog meeting announcement
meeting tonight
some of the 505 lyrics make no sense
we love them anyway
we wanted to include all the lyrics in this post but that just didn't seem right
we've all dreamt of alex turner at one point or another
what does "frightened by the bite though it's no harsher than the bark" even mean alex?

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Bwog Does Snapchat Geofilters (Kind Of)

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1020
bwog loves 1020
bwog loves snacxx but gets a plant instead
disappointment is everywhere
the billiard ball really makes it doesn't it
thirsty thursday
where was shamus khan?

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Bwoglines: Aftermath And Reactions Edition

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also pray for beirut
and pray for baghdad
bwoglines
donald trump always has something to say
france
hopefully back to happier thoughts next week
nous aimons la france
pray for paris
sorry bwoglines isn't funny today guys we hope you understand
world trade center

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What Are Those? Bwog Explores Ghost Galaxies

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astronomy
dreaming of the stars
Friday the 13th
ghost galaxies
is november spookier than october?
jana grcevich
life across the universe
Pupin is packed on a Friday night
scared
the stars
why is everything we can't see so spooooky
wish we could become "space tourists"
wish we were better at math

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Chopped: Sophomore Slump Edition 2.0

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Bisquick in a bottle
bwog chopped
bwog chopped sophomore slump
candy isn't actually that bad for you
does Columbia Health provide dental work
exploring instant food options
how to cook minimally with very little effort
MoWill is good for everything BUT maple syrup fyi
MoWill saves the day
only use real New England maple syrup
pancake flipping is all in the flicka da wrist
trust Bwog: pancakes are suitable for every meal
who makes pancakes WITHOUT a mix?

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