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Seek Fame and Fortune

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 5 Comments

Have you ever dreamt of being famous? Now’s your chance. You could grace the pages of our blue-toned blog as the star of one of our theatre reviews! You will be expertly critiqued by our crack team of Music Hum graduates, and cheered on by our insatiable comment section. Oh, and don’t forget—Bwog fame has its perks. […]

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John Jay Emerges From Its Cocoon; Wing-Flapping Ensues

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 4 Comments

Agonize no longer about what John Jay’s facelift will mean for the ambiance of your favorite date spot—its shiny tabletops and questionably sauced meats glisten once again under lights much too bright for a Campo Mel’s hangover. Wethinks the juxtaposition of the round tables with the floor’s neutral-colored quadrants conveys the plight of a carefree freshperson […]

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Overseen: Trying Too Hard

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 3 Comments

Yes CCE, we know that it’s hard to get jobs in today’s uneasy job market, where there is hardly any work. But that still doesn’t mean that you have to hardcore beat us over the head with posters of pirate ships like it’s too hard for us to find a job sans mnemonic device or abused pun. We […]

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Lost: Android Tablet

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 0 Comments

Lost Asus Transformer, probably somewhere in Lerner. If found, please email whb2107@columbia.edu.

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Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 8 Comments

Just as you realize that watching all those Breaking Bad episodes reading all your chemistry textbooks during break still doesn’t shake that feeling that you’re not quite so ready for another semester, your professors made another round of funny comments to get you back into the swing of things. Professor Richard Bulliet, History of America in the Muslim World […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 1/19

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 4 Comments

Relearn how to properly feed yourself by checking out the Greenmarket’s fresh fruit and produce Thursdays and Sundays on Broadway between 114th and 116th. As always, Bwog brings you the highlights. Stop by the info station and flash your CUID for a free, reusable shopping bag Turnips, rutabaga, and carrots fit for hummus-dipping can be […]

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Bwoglines: Video Killed the Columbia Student Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 2 Comments

Bwog saw you crying in the Lerner bathroom yesterday/subsequently eating your feelings at Cafe East—don’t worry, we promise we won’t blackout on you again any time soon. CEO of Twitter, Dick Costolo, thinks we shouldn’t, either. (Slate) If our overuse of the whole “blackout” pun wasn’t enough for you, check out the funniest tweets to […]

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Despite 9% Drop, 2016 Still “Most Competitive”

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2012 9 Comments

Today, compounding the stress of nervous high school seniors across the hemispheres, our Office of Undergraduate Admissions released preliminary numbers for the regular decision pool. The stats showed an overall drop in applications from last year, which they attributed both to a normalizing effect from Columbia’s switch to the Common App in 2010, and also to […]

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Meet Mike of the MLS

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2012 7 Comments

Bwog got a chance to sit down with Mike Mazzullo, CC ’12, three-year soccer captain and star midfielder, to discuss his reaction to the news that he has been drafted to the MLS and his expectations moving forward. Mazzullo will head to Canada this weekend for preseason training with Toronto FC. Bwog: Congrats on getting […]

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While We Were Out

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2012 4 Comments

Bwog’s first class today was at 4:10 pm! Imagine that. Naturally, this meant 7 am brunch (incl. bottomless mimosas). What can we say? Blame our frugal nature. Blame Canada. Whatever. We blacked out, on a Tuesday Wednesday afternoon. Dazed and confused, we decided to stick to what we know best.

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Congress, Drop the SOPA

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2012 25 Comments

Hey all, Hope you’re settling back into your overheated dorms and are enjoying the (finally) seasonally appropriate weather. Bwog is looking forward to starting up this new semester, but before we really get into the swing of things, we want to take a moment to talk about something super cereal. Bwog usually doesn’t take upon […]

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To Be Young and in Love

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2012 11 Comments

Looking for love in NYC sure is tough. That’s why you’ve gotta know what you’re looking for and go for it, directly. With a want-ad. This “strong and beautiful soon-to-be working woman” has no qualms about that. So if you’re male, handsome, and know how to massage feet…

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Quiz: What’s Your Dream Internship This Summer?

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bwog gets real for a hot sec
bwog quiz!
can you tell even bwog is nervous
don't worry we're all terrified
exclamation points!
let's not talk about finals... let's talk about internships instead!
the future! prospects! life goals! adulthood! impending doom!

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Bwoglines: Investigations Edition

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bwoglines
honestly hoping for some sort of direction-related name
investigation edition
let's see if anyone gets the cage the elephant reference
north and south west
probably not... guess it's just too obscure
south? east? west? one?
we here at bwog are oh so obscure
we love obscurity

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Overseen At Beta: Beer-mas Tree

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beer
beer and cheer
beer pong party vs beer ornament party
beta
brothers
creativity
next let's see a tree decorated with bowls (lit)
nothing like beer to bring everyone together
we love holiday cheer
when's the beta holiday party

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LectureHop: On The Care And Feeding Of Black Holes

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astronomy
black holes
black holes are popular
cute grad students
cute old people
cute toddlers
Dad puns
Friday night (star)lights
fun lectures
instagram-obsessed men
lecturehop
making bwog gassy!
nursery rhyme?
puns lol
pupin
sleepy CU students
star light star bright
TDE
Top Dawg Entertainment
wasn't the last lecture also on black holes

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How To Sneak A Tree Into Your Dorm

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christmas carols
covert Bwog
CU athletics
dead bodies
dead trees
dorms
Ferris biscuits though
friends who sing
honest approach is the best approach
hymns
Joy to the World
music
muzak
rugs
sincerity
trees forever
wordpress sucks

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Merry MoHi

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channuka?
chanuka
christmas
december decor
do the holidays make the cold worth it
hannukah
holidays
kwanza
MoWill forever
tiny red dragons
what is a present
what presents are you getting

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Bwoglines: Tolls Edition

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animals
barn animals
Christmas is almost upon us
Church
glad for Metro even though expensive af
glad we don't drive
hay
Manger
Moscow
Nativity scenes
not as expensive as driving tbh
Putin is getting poned
Russian truckers know what's good
tbh Jesus wasn't actually born on Christmas!

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Tarps, Where Art Thou?

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bwog and patience: probably not a good combination
call out
just FINISH THE JOB
JUST PUT US OUT OF OUR SUFFERING
lawns
tarps
we clearly love to call out our dear institution
we just want to go to our early morning Hamilton classes in peace

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