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Chronicles of Existentialism: Wrong-Aid

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 14 Comments

“A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.” –Jean-Paul Sartre

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Early Phi Beta Kappa for 2012!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 46 Comments

Columbians, prepare to lash out in insecurity! CC 2012’s first batch of inductees to Phi Beta Kappa has been announced, and will be inducted into the nation’s oldest academic honor society this month. A larger group of scholarly standouts will get the nod later in the semester. If this is all Greek to you, just […]

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Bwoglines: Mixed Bag Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 4 Comments

Why did the number of applicants to Columbia dwindle to a mere 32,000? Perhaps the kids realized it’s “impossible” to get in so they’ve all stopped applying, or more likely, it’s because Harvard and Princeton brought back early action. (Business Week) Mayor Bloomberg already takes Spanish lessons, but this year he wants to try a new language: […]

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Drinking With Bwog: Bahama Mama

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 2 Comments

The return of classes does have a silver lining: the return of weekends! Every Thursday your lovely pals at the Columbia Bartending Agency provide you with new ways to forget everything you learned during the week. This week, Matt Kalish transports you to a better place. As the new semester rolls in along with the cold […]

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Seek Fame and Fortune

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 5 Comments

Have you ever dreamt of being famous? Now’s your chance. You could grace the pages of our blue-toned blog as the star of one of our theatre reviews! You will be expertly critiqued by our crack team of Music Hum graduates, and cheered on by our insatiable comment section. Oh, and don’t forget—Bwog fame has its perks. […]

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John Jay Emerges From Its Cocoon; Wing-Flapping Ensues

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 4 Comments

Agonize no longer about what John Jay’s facelift will mean for the ambiance of your favorite date spot—its shiny tabletops and questionably sauced meats glisten once again under lights much too bright for a Campo Mel’s hangover. Wethinks the juxtaposition of the round tables with the floor’s neutral-colored quadrants conveys the plight of a carefree freshperson […]

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Overseen: Trying Too Hard

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 3 Comments

Yes CCE, we know that it’s hard to get jobs in today’s uneasy job market, where there is hardly any work. But that still doesn’t mean that you have to hardcore beat us over the head with posters of pirate ships like it’s too hard for us to find a job sans mnemonic device or abused pun. We […]

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Lost: Android Tablet

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 0 Comments

Lost Asus Transformer, probably somewhere in Lerner. If found, please email whb2107@columbia.edu.

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Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 8 Comments

Just as you realize that watching all those Breaking Bad episodes reading all your chemistry textbooks during break still doesn’t shake that feeling that you’re not quite so ready for another semester, your professors made another round of funny comments to get you back into the swing of things. Professor Richard Bulliet, History of America in the Muslim World […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 1/19

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 4 Comments

Relearn how to properly feed yourself by checking out the Greenmarket’s fresh fruit and produce Thursdays and Sundays on Broadway between 114th and 116th. As always, Bwog brings you the highlights. Stop by the info station and flash your CUID for a free, reusable shopping bag Turnips, rutabaga, and carrots fit for hummus-dipping can be […]

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Bwoglines: Video Killed the Columbia Student Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 2 Comments

Bwog saw you crying in the Lerner bathroom yesterday/subsequently eating your feelings at Cafe East—don’t worry, we promise we won’t blackout on you again any time soon. CEO of Twitter, Dick Costolo, thinks we shouldn’t, either. (Slate) If our overuse of the whole “blackout” pun wasn’t enough for you, check out the funniest tweets to […]

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Despite 9% Drop, 2016 Still “Most Competitive”

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2012 9 Comments

Today, compounding the stress of nervous high school seniors across the hemispheres, our Office of Undergraduate Admissions released preliminary numbers for the regular decision pool. The stats showed an overall drop in applications from last year, which they attributed both to a normalizing effect from Columbia’s switch to the Common App in 2010, and also to […]

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Introducing The V122 Cast

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cast
v122
why did public safety let them be cradled in the loving arms of alma and not us?
wow what a cool bunch

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Bwog’s Winter Survival Guide

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cold as fuck
deliver us unto dunkin donuts
everyone is going to be wishing it was this beautiful out during depressing february
guys it hasn't even gotten below freezing CHILL
it's fine we get to leave in a few weeks anyway
it's fucking cold
s/o to our favorite mainer PB
take a road trip to the L.L.Bean outlet!
thx bean boots
too many ppl from the bay area who don't wear their fucking winter coats
we're pushing you off the sidewalk if your coat is too puffy
winter survival guide

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A Call For Actual Wisdoms

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'do i wanna know' plays in the distance
*cough* oral sex vs. ancient greek singing? *cough cough*
actual wisdoms
anonymity is allowed but honestly not necessary AT ALL
call for actual wisdoms!!
from the actually wise
if TAs were allowed we know who we'd nominate...
we wanna know

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(Take A Study Break At The) Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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but always (we repeat: always) put down that textbook
bwog meeting tonight
debates be getting heated
how would watching the debate be relaxing tbh
like don't get us wrong we love the debates but
meeting announcement
that's never a bad idea
turn off that computer... unless it has pitches on it bc then you should bring it to bwog
yeah! turn off that computer! fuck technology am i right guys we here at bwog hate technology can you tell

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Quiz: What’s Your Dream Internship This Summer?

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bwog gets real for a hot sec
bwog quiz!
can you tell even bwog is nervous
don't worry we're all terrified
exclamation points!
let's not talk about finals... let's talk about internships instead!
the future! prospects! life goals! adulthood! impending doom!

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Bwoglines: Investigations Edition

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bwoglines
honestly hoping for some sort of direction-related name
investigation edition
let's see if anyone gets the cage the elephant reference
north and south west
probably not... guess it's just too obscure
south? east? west? one?
we here at bwog are oh so obscure
we love obscurity

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Overseen At Beta: Beer-mas Tree

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beer
beer and cheer
beer pong party vs beer ornament party
beta
brothers
creativity
next let's see a tree decorated with bowls (lit)
nothing like beer to bring everyone together
we love holiday cheer
when's the beta holiday party

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LectureHop: On The Care And Feeding Of Black Holes

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astronomy
black holes
black holes are popular
cute grad students
cute old people
cute toddlers
Dad puns
Friday night (star)lights
fun lectures
instagram-obsessed men
lecturehop
making bwog gassy!
nursery rhyme?
puns lol
pupin
sleepy CU students
star light star bright
TDE
Top Dawg Entertainment
wasn't the last lecture also on black holes

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