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From the Issue: Unconventional Living

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2011 4 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a breakdown of Barnard’s budget woes, a look at Columbia’s proposal for a new engineering […]

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Bwog in Bed: So Close Yet So Far

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2011 5 Comments

More than halfway there! People lucky enough to be done with finals have started leaving already, but probably like most of you, Bwog is still slumped in bed dreaming of Milano sandwiches and about not having to take this exam in two hours. It’s an oral one, do you think we can bring food? Bwogline: […]

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Actual Wisdom: Sam Moyn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 40 Comments

Sam Moyn, a professor of intellectual history, does not like smart phones, and is not down to chat about cheese. He claims to be neither famous, special, nor wise, but we beg to differ. Here is his Actual Wisdom: Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I teach existentialism in my classes, so I find it […]

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Overseen: As If They Were Really Studying

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 3 Comments

Some students in a Butler study room, have gone mad, putting their hope of safety in a wooden/paper wall. Spoiler alert: Athenian glory is only temporary.

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Happy Chanukah Cholumbia

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 10 Comments

Bwog wishes you a very happy Hannukah! (Pro-tip: It’s pronounced with a throaty “h” sound, not like “ch” in chat). Right now, Chabad is celebrating with a massive menorah on Low, and Hillel is sponsoring candle-lighting in Shapiro, Carman and the Barnard Quad. Spin gimels, stuff your face with free donuts, and wash it down […]

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Blue Java Begins Limited Run of “Vintage” Cup

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 5 Comments

You may have noticed this dope ass coffee cup at Blue Java this past week. Columbia is no stranger to ’90s throwbacks, or puns. This cup seamlessly integrates both. According to Rosie Fernandez over at Dining, “This is a vintage blue java cup that we brought back for finals.” Can we keep ’em Pa, please? Cup […]

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From the Issue: Dan Weinstein

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 26 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, arriving on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a breakdown of Barnard’s budget woes, a look at Columbia’s proposal for a new engineering campus, and the politics […]

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Vincenzo Pleads Guilty, Coles Back in Jail

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 21 Comments

Update, 9:45 pm: According to the New York Post, Chris Coles is back in jail after failing a court-mandated drug test. He will return to court December 22nd, and will still have a chance to enter the treatment program he was granted diversion to in November. The AP reports that Stefan Vincenzo has pleaded guilty […]

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A Few Of Our Favorite Things

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 2 Comments

Bwog reads you! Enjoy a random walk though the past months via our favoritest of the favorite comments: “…The horse porn was still playing. He pulled the headphone jack out without looking away. And then I heard a sound no human should ever hear, a sound like Jenna Jameson in a glue factory. I ran…” […]

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Overheard: Self-Awareness Is Overrated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 6 Comments

Lend us your ear as we eavesdrop on the heated debate casual conversation of two Nussbaum patrons re: multiplication tables and the the real definition of “precociousness” (it’s Bwog, and you know it). Nussbaum Patron 1: I was very precocious. I remember that in third grade, I argued with my teacher about whether their definition of […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Terrible Twos(day)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 4 Comments

The good news: it’s Tuesday; this semester’s finals will cease to be your concern within the next 72 hours. The bad news: your sleep cycles, thesis title, life, and hair are all totally a mess. But wait—more good news! We’re inviting you to join us in our (very exclusive) bed for a few short minutes […]

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A Man of the People

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 30 Comments

A short while ago, a tall, well-dressed, middle-aged man strolled into Butler and started handing out candy canes to disheveled students. Grinning and making polite conversation, he proceeded confidently from the café to the third floor. Bemused bookworms naturally sent a flurry of tips, having cottoned on to the fact that this was not another […]

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Quiz: What’s Your Dream Internship This Summer?

Ross Chapman 1

bwog gets real for a hot sec
bwog quiz!
can you tell even bwog is nervous
don't worry we're all terrified
exclamation points!
let's not talk about finals... let's talk about internships instead!
the future! prospects! life goals! adulthood! impending doom!

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Bwoglines: Investigations Edition

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bwoglines
honestly hoping for some sort of direction-related name
investigation edition
let's see if anyone gets the cage the elephant reference
north and south west
probably not... guess it's just too obscure
south? east? west? one?
we here at bwog are oh so obscure
we love obscurity

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Overseen At Beta: Beer-mas Tree

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beer
beer and cheer
beer pong party vs beer ornament party
beta
brothers
creativity
next let's see a tree decorated with bowls (lit)
nothing like beer to bring everyone together
we love holiday cheer
when's the beta holiday party

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LectureHop: On The Care And Feeding Of Black Holes

Amara Banks 0

astronomy
black holes
black holes are popular
cute grad students
cute old people
cute toddlers
Dad puns
Friday night (star)lights
fun lectures
instagram-obsessed men
lecturehop
making bwog gassy!
nursery rhyme?
puns lol
pupin
sleepy CU students
star light star bright
TDE
Top Dawg Entertainment
wasn't the last lecture also on black holes

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How To Sneak A Tree Into Your Dorm

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christmas carols
covert Bwog
CU athletics
dead bodies
dead trees
dorms
Ferris biscuits though
friends who sing
honest approach is the best approach
hymns
Joy to the World
music
muzak
rugs
sincerity
trees forever
wordpress sucks

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Merry MoHi

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channuka?
chanuka
christmas
december decor
do the holidays make the cold worth it
hannukah
holidays
kwanza
MoWill forever
tiny red dragons
what is a present
what presents are you getting

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Bwoglines: Tolls Edition

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animals
barn animals
Christmas is almost upon us
Church
glad for Metro even though expensive af
glad we don't drive
hay
Manger
Moscow
Nativity scenes
not as expensive as driving tbh
Putin is getting poned
Russian truckers know what's good
tbh Jesus wasn't actually born on Christmas!

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Tarps, Where Art Thou?

Asya Sagnak 1

bwog and patience: probably not a good combination
call out
just FINISH THE JOB
JUST PUT US OUT OF OUR SUFFERING
lawns
tarps
we clearly love to call out our dear institution
we just want to go to our early morning Hamilton classes in peace

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