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Public Safety Speaks

By Bwog Staff on Nov 24, 2011 10 Comments

Public Safety: they always seem to be there to shut down improv shows and boot you off the lawns, but never when you’re walking home bleary-eyed from Butler at 3am. As if you didn’t already have to reassure your parents of your safety in the big bad city, now you can go home for Thanksgiving […]

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Butler Archetypes: The Indiscreet Whisperers

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2011 11 Comments

You may be getting ready to forsake Butler and head home for break, but there are a few individuals who would never dream of abandoning its marble walls and fancy woodwork: the Butler Archetypes. Lend your ear (eyes?) to Aurally Annoyed Bijan Samareh as he profiles those study buddies who stick out like a giant snow […]

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SGA: The Economics of Chilling

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2011 0 Comments

Diana Correspondent Renée Kraiem brings the latest from the SGA. DSpar stopped by SGA this week to give thanks and get thoughts from Rep Council about the College’s forthcoming capital campaign, its Global Symposia and its new Constellations program. Each conversation built upon the central topics of SGA discussions this semester: communication and cash, and what […]

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Meleagris Gallopavo

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2011 6 Comments

Dean Peter Awn sent out this email to all GS students earlier today, subject line: “Meleagris Gallopavo.” (That’s the Wild Turkey, to you plebs) If this (or this) doesn’t get you in the mood for Thanksgiving, we don’t know what will. Dear Students, They cluck, they flail, they fold their necks back to catch the […]

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Spending Thanksgiving On Campus

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2011 1 Comments

Thanksgiving is almost here! For many returning home, it means seeing extended family, stuffing themselves with food, and football. For others, it involves breaking up with their significant other and/or Black Friday shopping. But, if you’re still stuck on campus for the next four days, fear not. Your friends (and Dining) may have abandoned you, […]

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Cooking with Bwog: Turkey Day

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2011 0 Comments

Procrastinator? No problem. Join Matt Powell, Bwog’s resident chef, for a last minute lesson in Thanksgiving entrées. Tomorrow is the biggest food holiday of the year—a day devoted completely to feasting and drinking and being merry! It’s the only day that almost everyone forgoes any restrictions and pigs out, to the brink of explosion. As […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: Questioning the Queso

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2011 4 Comments

“To declare that existence is absurd is to deny that it can ever be given a meaning; to say that it is ambiguous is to assert that its meaning is never fixed, that it must be constantly won. Absurdity challenges every ethics; it is because man’s condition is ambiguous that he seeks, through failure and […]

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Boringside Heights: We’re Just Thankful for All the Decor

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2011 1 Comments

Thanksgiving—it’s on Thursday! And of course, our favorite Morningside Heights establishments are quite cognizant of this fact. Window turkeys and seasonal flavors abound, and we’ve rounded them up for your viewing pleasure. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

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Bwoglines: Taking the Heat Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2011 1 Comments

The #occupiers have been getting a lot of attention lately, but support at Columbia is hardly universal. (Spec) Newt Gingrich wants to be “humane,” and takes considerable criticism because of it. (WP, Reuters) Mitt Romney claims his first name is Mitt. It’s not. (Gawker) Are criticisms of police brutality unfounded? Recent NYPD statistics show the lowest […]

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The Security Alert You Weren’t Emailed: Suspect Enters Ruggles

By Bwog Staff on Nov 22, 2011 33 Comments

While the NYPD is stationed outside Barnard monitoring a student meeting in the Diana, crime continues unabated on 114th St. Public Safety published a new security alert to their website tonight detailing an attempted robbery that reads much like last week’s. The descriptions of the respective suspects’ methods and appearances are virtually identical. According to the […]

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Barnard On Lockdown

By Bwog Staff on Nov 22, 2011 70 Comments

Barnard’s campus has been fortified! Fearing unrest related to the Barnard General Assembly planned for this evening by Occupy Columbia, extraordinary security measures are currently being enforced. Barnard Hall has been closed, there is an NYPD car and police barricades in front of the 117th street gate, and Public Safety officers are checking IDs at […]

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CCSC: Student Initiatives, Housing, and Unpaid Bills

By Bwog Staff on Nov 22, 2011 9 Comments

Senior Satow Correspondents Sarah Ngu and Maren Killackey report from this week’s CCSC meeting. They recap a student-run wellness initiative, financial aid communication and reform, the possibility of junior regroup during housing, a vegan composter, and brownstones for general lottery. Student Wellness Project Karishma Habbu, the Student Services Rep, and Wilfred Chan, yourCCSC.com webmaster, unveiled the Student […]

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Back-Of-The-Envelope Assumptions About The 2016 Elections

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2016 elections
back of the envelope
bernie vs hillary
chillary
FEEL THE BERN
feels good man
more like chillary amiright
shits gonna go down
sounds good
these r very important things so everybody take bwog in a very important way oka okay?!?!?!??!?/
this is gettin steamy
WE ARE SEROUS KK????
we know you missed a good b of the e

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Ghoul’d Morning, Welcome To The Halloween Contest

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2015 Halloween contest
2creppy2die
2spoopy2live
can bwog writers even enter????
costume contest
demonic laughter
halloween costume contest
muahahahahahhahahaha
so stoked for this contest man
spooky scary skeletons
ya gotta enter fools

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Bwoglines: Five Senses Edition

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autism
bwoglines
can this muppet join the cast of avenue q too??
children are so goddamn delicious tho
chillary
chillary clinton tho amiright
hansel and gretel
i love the smell of parkinsons in the morning
yum!

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Chess Boy Digs Deep Into Chess (And Life)

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bwog still has a lot of questions for chess boy
how is chess boy's love life?
is chess boy good at chess because he's naturally talented or because he spent his whole life playing chess?
is chess boy seeing anyone? does chess boy WANT to be seeing anyone?
who still even owns a handkerchief?
why does chess boy want to go to yale when columbia is clearly superior?

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Overseen: Anonymous Role Model Reminds Us To Be Present In The World

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a ferris bueler's day off quote feels really appropriate right here
don't let those midterms get you down! have some chocolate!
flying to the moon would be a really great way to get out of a calc midterm
overseen
remember to be present in the world kids
unless you're lactose intolerant - in which case have some sugary candy or something

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#TBT To Before Barnard Became Barnard

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'nothing's worthwhile unless you can exclude someone'
#tbt
alternative post title: '#tbt to when donald trump would've wanted to send his daughter to barnard'
gossip girl: 1890s barnard edition is a show bwog would absolutely watch
lecturehop
living in brooks literally cost $1000 per semester in the early 1900s can you imagine
no wonder brooks has those beautiful ornate staircases

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Midterm Day Has Arrived At Last

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but hey! at least this means we're halfway through the semester! officially!
if you actually have a midterm today your prof is either doing something right or part of some kind of secret cult
is the coffee at blue java really worth it when the line is so long though?
midterm day
redbull-infused coffee is a real thing and it's terrifying

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Bwoglines: Unexpected Victories Edition

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bwoglines
columbia alums clearly have some substantial funds
like if you remember when bacchantae did q.u.e.e.n. and electric lady by janelle monae
what was up with that snapchat filter yesterday though
whose idea was that
would a nyc mta bus ever roll into a coffeeshop? no. it would charge furiously into that coffeeshop

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