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Raining on NSOP’s Parade: Convocation Canceled and COÖP Curtailed

By Bwog Staff on Aug 25, 2011 18 Comments

In case you weren’t aware, there’s a pretty big rainstorm that’s going to hit the northeast this weekend, just in time for NSOP. Bwog has been mystified by the Weather Channel the past few days (Seriously! 24 hours devoted just to weather! What is this madness) and really, the coming Hurricane Irene is no joke. […]

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The Very Hungry ATM

By Bwog Staff on Aug 25, 2011 6 Comments

Like a fuzzy caterpillar wrapping itself into a cocoon, Lerner’s Citibank outpost asked us to pardon its appearance for a few weeks this summer while it was busy becoming a butterfly. Our shiny new friend has finally emerged from behind those temporary walls and fluttered its wings for the first time. The butterfly/bank, featuring updated […]

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Columbia Drug Ring Has Cable TV Premiere

By Bwog Staff on Aug 25, 2011 7 Comments

With a plot ripped from the headlines, Monday’s episode of Weeds brought the hunky Hunter Parrish up to our Morningside Heights campus to confront the leader of a fictionalized Columbia drug ring. Though, the stock footage of campus appears to be outdated. Does anyone remember when exactly we had recycling bins like that?

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Worse Than A Hangover

By Bwog Staff on Aug 25, 2011 10 Comments

To the lad that fellow ale-sipper-cum-tipster Amanda Gutterman spotted last night: That splitting pain in your head is actually from 1020’s massive front window that you plowed into.

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The Moody-Adams Retrospective

By Bwog Staff on Aug 24, 2011 14 Comments

Michele Moody-Adams may have only been dean for a scant two years, but she has undoubtedly made her mark in Columbia history. Bwog’s Peter Sterne takes us through the short time she spent as Dean of Columbia College. When Michele Moody-Adams was first named as Columbia College’s new dean in February 2009, The New York […]

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Meet QuickTix

By Bwog Staff on Aug 24, 2011 1 Comments

So you spent all summer preoccupied with supplying your dorm room with the essentials and choosing a side in the Great Printer Debate and now have no clue what to do in the city for cheap. Worry not, freshperson, that’s what Bwog is here for. Meet the Ticket and Information Center, aka The TIC, one […]

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Making Your Cell a Home: Roomhop Highlights

By Bwog Staff on Aug 24, 2011 9 Comments

In our RoomHop feature, Bwog indulges its dream to host an HGTV show. We hope these pics from past rooms inspire intrepid designers. You can totally get more original than that Audrey Hepburn poster. Observe! Click the links to read the full RoomHops. Will Hughes, CC’13, John Jay: Patrick Han and Shao-Wen Ang, Watt

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COÖP Is Here!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 24, 2011 9 Comments

The newest freshpersons have arrived on campus! Look at them luxuriating in the shade of this Convocation tent and probably preparing to sing Roar, Lion, Roar and eat only hummus for four days. They head out to the woods tomorrow to make the best friends anyone on has ever had in the history of the […]

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Your NSOP 2011 Theme is “Taking Root, Branching Out”

By Bwog Staff on Aug 24, 2011 13 Comments

Take heed, 2015ers! “Taking Root, Branching Out” is this year’s NSOP vanilla, and will likely affect what goes on the t-shirts. It’s a clever choice of theme. It potentially encompasses two stalwarts of undergraduate enthusiasm, environmental awareness and diversity (how many of you wrote your college essays about your grandparents, or other miscellaneous relatives?). And […]

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The Behemoth of Columbia University

By Bwog Staff on Aug 23, 2011 23 Comments

Recent developments surrounding Moodygate have left all parties stunned and confused, but everyone can be certain of one thing: Columbia University is an organizationally complex machine, perhaps too much so. Investigations into the origins and circumstances of Moody-Adams’ resignation have revealed existing and historical rifts between deans, the Faculty of Arts and Sciences, and central […]

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Arrest Outside John Jay

By Bwog Staff on Aug 23, 2011 12 Comments

Bwog received tips that a few moments ago, there was an arrest outside of John Jay residence hall. A man was reportedly tackled by a plainclothes cop, and subsequently more NYPD and Public Safety officers came to help with the situation. Before the apprehension, an officer shouted at a CU student, “Stop that man!” Apparently […]

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Packing with Bwog: The Forgotten and the Unused

By Bwog Staff on Aug 23, 2011 32 Comments

“No, Mom, I do not need a laptop cooling stand.” Move-in day is nigh, and freshpeople are busy stuffing their lives into bags. If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school. We’ve combed the archives for past generations of Bwoggerly wisdom and compiled a list […]

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Live At Lerner: Chelsea Reject

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always accidentally typing "liver" instead of "live"
chelsea reject
come thru
free food
get cultured
live at lerner
thankful for a new schedule

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Bwoglines: After The Storm Edition

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"bwog do you DRINK???"
*links to britney's toxic video*
bwoglines
drake got us through the snow day
GOTTA GET THE BREAD AND MILK
international got us through the snow day
snow day more like sludge day
take a shot for me
we made it yeah we made it

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Juno Got Us All Feelin’ Some Type Of Way

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all people in the but plz stand up
can i get a yeeeet tho
extremely loud and incredibly close
extremely snowy and incredibly phallic
flashing lights
juno
money is the anthem of SUCCESS
no class... ZONE
prezbo
tag game vicious
teenage pregnancy?
the juno movie soundtrack is just made of songs that are "indie" and involve "whistling"
we are mature college students

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Rooms Fall Apart (And So Do We)

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dementors
EXPECTO PATROooOONUM
maintenance guys might like you
rooms fall apart
tiling is just an excuse for love
when ur room is home to a geyser <333

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We Tried The Ricardo Morales Diet

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ants on a rod brings back those kindergarten memories
dear public safety friends
law and order and pizza
ricardo morales
ricky roo
that bite out of crime tasted like chicken
tippecanoe and ricky roo too

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The Official Lit Hum Drinking Game

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<3 THE BIBLE
ambrosia is the new drink of choice
can i ditch the health services cup and drink it in some ancient grecian pottery?
Dribkgin Wit Hbwog
drinking with bwog
drunk in (ancient western canon) love
homer more like HOMIEr
lit hum
the literary canon > cannon's
vomit free since 93? more like vomit free since 2 hours ago
what's that in ur cup?

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Bwoglines: You’re Fired Edition

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atheist swag
donald trump's combover get's me GOING
hillary more like ILLary
insert Bernie Saunders promo here
it's like the Scopes trial all over again
lili is from ATL
magic never noticed that Bwog's ID says that Bwog is 28
no more hocus pocus
the magic is gone
trump for president
trump versus hillary
who cares they're both for corporate America anyway

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Winter Storm Juno Survival Guide

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bwog knows best
closings
columbia going up on a tuesday
juneau
juno like the capital of alaska?
momma bwog wants you to stay warm but also avoid all responsibility
our prayers have been answered
should you be studying or should you be drinking?
we will survive
winter storm juno survival guide

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