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Boringside Heights: Back to School Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2011 7 Comments

Welcome to Boringside Heights, in which Bwog chronicles the mundane modifications made on our campus and neighborhood! Just in time for your return/arrival, Columbia has improved itself. We shared with you dorm improvements, John Jay renovations, and the West Way redux. Check out what’s new for Fall 2011 below.

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There Are Apps For Us!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2011 1 Comments

At one time, students arrived at Columbia with nothing in their backpacks but textbooks, notebooks, and a Macbook Pro. Such halcyon days are long gone now, and we’re sure that many members of the Class of 2015 have iPhones and Droids. Bwog’s own app aficionado Peter Sterne identifies the perfect app for… Navigating the City […]

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Here’s Looking At You, Kids

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2011 4 Comments

Registration is open, the freshpeople are settling in, and the sun is sort of shining. Convocation’s cancellation means the lawns are more luscious than ever, so go loll about while you can. Here’s to another splendid and occasionally trying year. We missed you very much!

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Waking Up With Bwog #5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2011 3 Comments

Peel yourself out of bed and go ‘splorin. Classes start soon, so before you get lazy, make this Apple your oyster. Some weekend suggestions: Hell’s Kitchen Flea Market, the annual unicycle festival, Brazilian Day, The Central Park butterfly garden, Upright Citizens Brigade, eating. Structure a full day around finding the best pickle, pizza or bagel. Pick […]

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Party Buses Aren’t Just for Prom

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 10 Comments

Remember when you were a senior in high school (just last June for you freshpeople!), and you and your friends panicked over who would ride in your limo/stretch Hummer/party bus to prom? Well, Columbia has a new party bus for ya, and the fine people of Public Safety are offering it FREE OF CHARGE (no […]

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BREAKING: Professor James Valentini is the New Interim Dean of CC

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 33 Comments

Update, 8:15: Dean James Valentini’s wife is Teodolinda Barolini, chair of the Planning and Policy Committee, the new arm of Arts and Sciences created to help navigate “budgetary challenges.” Remember in Dirks’ December 2010 letter introducing PPC, he blamed burdensome financial aid costs incurred by the College. We supposed that this could be related to […]

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Classes to Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: The List

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 22 Comments

We asked and you answered. Below, read the list, compiled from all of your comments, of classes to take before you graduate. The classes are separated by department, then professor, with a separate section for Global Core. Bolded classes are being offered this semester. Today was the first day of registration for freshmen, but registration […]

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Don’t Lose Your Cool

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 13 Comments

Our Ultimatums correspondent Dylan Lonergan spotted this gem on Hogan Broadway 11. Bwog condemns the thief. Fridge-stealing is really below the belt.

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Let’s Talk About Consensual Sex

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 6 Comments

Consent is still sexy at the NSOP HQ. We’ve heard from freshpersons about the classic Class Act and the first Lit Hum class, and now we’re getting down to the saucy stuff. Bijan Samareh, CC’15 consented to report: Attention all first years! If you missed yesterday’s Consent 101 and Branching Out With Health Services seminars, […]

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Register or Die!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 2 Comments

All of a sudden freshpeople everywhere are all in a tizzy, elbowing each other out of the way to get to public computers. It’s the first day they can register for classes. “I started checking half an hour before [my appointment time] and just kept hitting refresh,” said one ’15er. Here are some handy resources […]

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Moodygate in the NYT: Making the Headlines, Missing the Point

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 3 Comments

As many tipsters have pointed out, Columbia was on the front page of the New York Times site (in print on A16) this morning. The second Times article about the recent resignations of Dean Moody-Adams and Provost Steele says things you probably already know: that faculty are dissatisfied, and that it had nothing to do […]

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Go Get Green

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 3 Comments

By the sounding of the Conch, we summon you to the Green Sale in the John Jay lobby. At the annual Give and Go Green event, people donate their lightly used fridges and ethernet cords, and now you can buy them for a fraction of their Target prices. We call dibs on that blue chair. The […]

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Where Should You Go For Spring Break?

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at least we didn't send you to our home towns
bwog is basically a magic 8 ball
bwog quizzes
honestly Bwog just really loves pop quizzes
midterm procrastination tools
procrastinate with bwog
this is just like the magic conch shell from spongebob
where should you go for spring break

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

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Bwog is basically Abilify
bwog meeting tonight
can we get confirmation on those side effects?
catering courtesy of the halal cart on 115
food friends and fun as always
fuck your house of cards come to the bwog meeting instead
meeting announcement
midterms are right around the corner!

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Bucketlist: Sustainable Development, Poets, And Violentology

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book talks are fun
bucket list
in like a LION
instability in egypt
is violentology even a real word
it's a global week
PrezBo would be ecstatic
tesla but not the car
the earth is flat
very politics

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Bwoglines: The Dress Edition

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#sunday edition
Blue and Black
bwoglines
Dressgate 2015
Faustus references look at how learned we are
honestly the dress is just ugly and ugly
Momma Bwog sees white and gold tbh
The Dress
White and Gold

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The Question Of Faculty Inclusion In The Sexual Respect Program

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bwog offers a critique
questions for our administration
sexual assault
sexual harassment
Sexual Respect

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Here’s Your Quality Of Life Survey Drinking Game

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drinking with bwog
Hobbesian forces
printing
quality of life survey
Troubles with Columbia's wifi
You actually used the showers in McBain

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Nobody Asked Tats: DUFF Edition

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bwog's in cc rn
bwog's roommate did laundry for them once
don't pop your friends' pimples
duff is actually supposed to be a good movie we don't know what to make of this
if you have to ask it's probably you
if you want to lose all faith in humanity look up ugly fat in shutterstock
mortality its lack of morality
seriously what the fuck are health clubs
tbqh marx is the answer to misogyny we're quite confident of this
ugly slob
what's a good acne cream bwog's experiencing late-onset puberty

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Come Out To The Columbia Festival Of Winds

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columbia university wind ensemble
cuwe
festival of winds
it's for the children
schuman is not a typo
these are real composers i swear

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