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Salad Line Is to the Left, Grill to the Right

By Bwog Staff on Aug 01, 2011 13 Comments

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Re: Signing up for Classes and Paying for Them

By Bwog Staff on Jul 31, 2011 14 Comments

Just passing on word that tomorrow, August 1st, will mark the beginning of the second summer registration period. According to an email from Barry the registration wizard Kane, registration will “open on Monday morning, August 1st, at 9:30 a.m.” (Wait what? It’s August!) You can add and drop courses till Friday, August 12th. We noticed a couple […]

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Hawkma Returns

By Bwog Staff on Jul 28, 2011 22 Comments

Like the magnificent phoenix, Hawkmadinejad has risen from the ashes and returned to Columbia. While Bwog’s crack team of orithonologists cannot confirm whether these two photos are of the same hawk, both birds sport a large white patch on the upper chest. Hawkma is probably just back to scope out the incoming crop of freshpeople. […]

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Lost: Keys

By Bwog Staff on Jul 27, 2011 0 Comments

Set of keys with keychain in the shape of a flattened globe. If found please contact ngb2117@columbia.edu.

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Gay Marriages in New York Start Today

By Bwog Staff on Jul 24, 2011 69 Comments

Love is in the air today, the first day that gay and lesbian couples can legally wed in the state of New York. In the city alone, 823 couples—including two of Mayor Bloomberg’s aides—are scheduled to be married. It’s all thanks to the Marriage Equality Act, which passed late last month. In honor of this […]

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Ain’t Misbehavin’

By Bwog Staff on Jul 21, 2011 16 Comments

Manhattanville’s first installment, the Mind, Brain and Behavior Initiative, is rolling full steam ahead, and they’ve put together this new and exciting video to tell you about it. The building itself will be called the Jerome L. Greene Science Center, and it’s supposed to be done by 2015, by which time there should also be […]

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David Helfand Leaves Columbia to Seek Truth

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2011 34 Comments

Almost as famous for the epic proportions of his beard as for his pedagogy, the chair of the Astronomy department and Frontiers of Science mastermind Professor David Helfand will be relocating to Canada. It was reported Monday in a local newspaper in a remarkably hand-wavey way that “Helfand is now on a long term leave […]

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Harrison David Pleads Guilty, Sentenced to 3.5 Months in Jail

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2011 61 Comments

This morning, Harrison David pleaded guilty to a felony charge in New York City Supreme Court. He will be sentenced on August 31st to 6 months of jail time (reduced to 4 for good behavior) at Rikers Island and 5 years of probation. Since he already served 2 weeks in Rikers Island before being released […]

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Brown/White/Grey Hawk Down: Rest In Peace, Hawkma

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2011 21 Comments

We’ve got some (potentially) sad news, folks. Hawkma’s reign over freshmen, upperclassmen, and faculty alike may have come to an end in the wee hours of the night. Though we can’t say for sure whether this is merely a Hawkmimposter, the slain bird does seem to resemble our robust, bloodthirsty friend. Tipster Ze’ev Gebler sent in […]

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I Laughed, I Cried!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2011 12 Comments

An anonymous tipster just let the more fortunate and securely-housed-since-April Bwog know that summer transfer assignments have been released. Go forth and find your fate. Update as of 07/18: Several commenters have replied that they have not yet received their new and improved homes. We can confirm that some have indeed already been released, so […]

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Boringside Heights: Bright, Shiny, and New

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2011 15 Comments

The summer has been anything but dull in Morningside Heights. Perhaps the biggest news of all was the closing of H&H bagels, just downriver at 80th St. H&H was frequently cited as the top rival to our clearly superior Absolute for the best bagels on the Upper West Side, if not the entire city. Perhaps […]

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Overseen: Homeless Prefrosh Riot

By Bwog Staff on Jul 14, 2011 73 Comments

In an apparent effort to jade our incoming 2015 prefrosh before, rather than after, NSOP, Housing has already let down our youngsters. Last year, 14ers got their assignments on July 2nd. This year, Housing only finally released a few today—and then stopped. Predictably, a shitstorm ensued on the 2015 Facebook page. One student posted, “Housing […]

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CCSC Preps For Election Changes, Fellowship Proposals, Dean’s Discipline Discussions

Joe Milholland 1

alliteration ya dig
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CCSC Election Changes
Comission on Diversity and Equity
dean's discipline
preview of peter's powerpoint
Private Meetings
Suzanne Goldberg

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Bwoglines: Comedy Edition

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bwoglines
columbia was once an insane asylum man that joke never gets old
life is a real hoot
locked eyes from across the room
lol
snl
so you agree you think you're really funny
we know you still know all the lyrics to "jizz in my pants"

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Bwog Asked: How Did You Spend Valentine’s Day?

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bwog asked
How did you spend Valentine's Day?
how much wine is consumed annually on VDay?
single and minglin'
watching Wall-E alone sounds out of this world
we're surprised there weren't more galentine's

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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Bwog fireside chat
bwog meeting tonight
hanky panky under a blankie
is this what the movie Frozen is like
it's fucking cold
meeting announcement
more fun in the SGO
our nipples could honestly cut glass it's so cold outside
warm apple cider
we don't deserve

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Wife Swap: Room Edition

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barnard quad
four girls one room
kind of like two girls one snack but not really
room swap is kind of like wife swap?
the sophomore "upgrade" lol
we should do this but with The Simple Life
Wife Swap

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Bucket List: Pop Culture, Politics and Plato

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andy cohen!!!
bucket list
diplomacy runs in triangles
extra credit for the core?
Gold Nanostar Probes sounds like a space porno
mass violence sounds scary but that lecture sounds swaggie
plato is our bff
watch Cuba and the USA get down and dirty

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Bwoglines: Apple(s) Edition

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#sunday edition
apple like the company and apple like the fruit
bwoglines
chains and whips excite me
cindy crawford is still a babe omg
fifty shades of grey
genetically modified fruit

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Ask Tats: Romantic Rendezvous Edition

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caroling
dicktatorship of the proletariat
it's pronounced wee-jee if you weren't aware
marxism
nothing says inspired like asking someone else to think for you
ouija
relatable friendly everyday: words to live by

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