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Palatial Apartments Up for Grabs for Seniors

By Bwog Staff on Aug 03, 2011 20 Comments

Lucky seniors! Today, Housing sent out an email to members of the Class of 2012 describing a “special housing opportunity” for those that felt the wrath of the Housing Gods earlier this spring. Housing is offering rising seniors, starting with those that received the worst lottery numbers, the option to transfer to apartments with either […]

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Barnard: Where Every Day is Spring Break

By Bwog Staff on Aug 03, 2011 7 Comments

A year’s tuition at Barnard gets you one year of bona fide Barnard education, or it makes you the owner of Barnard Island, Florida — only 45 minutes from Disney World Orlando! One of our most astute alumni tipsters noted that a recent roundup of private islands currently for sale includes the mythical isle for […]

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Salad Line Is to the Left, Grill to the Right

By Bwog Staff on Aug 01, 2011 13 Comments

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Re: Signing up for Classes and Paying for Them

By Bwog Staff on Jul 31, 2011 14 Comments

Just passing on word that tomorrow, August 1st, will mark the beginning of the second summer registration period. According to an email from Barry the registration wizard Kane, registration will “open on Monday morning, August 1st, at 9:30 a.m.” (Wait what? It’s August!) You can add and drop courses till Friday, August 12th. We noticed a couple […]

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Hawkma Returns

By Bwog Staff on Jul 28, 2011 22 Comments

Like the magnificent phoenix, Hawkmadinejad has risen from the ashes and returned to Columbia. While Bwog’s crack team of orithonologists cannot confirm whether these two photos are of the same hawk, both birds sport a large white patch on the upper chest. Hawkma is probably just back to scope out the incoming crop of freshpeople. […]

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Lost: Keys

By Bwog Staff on Jul 27, 2011 0 Comments

Set of keys with keychain in the shape of a flattened globe. If found please contact ngb2117@columbia.edu.

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Gay Marriages in New York Start Today

By Bwog Staff on Jul 24, 2011 69 Comments

Love is in the air today, the first day that gay and lesbian couples can legally wed in the state of New York. In the city alone, 823 couples—including two of Mayor Bloomberg’s aides—are scheduled to be married. It’s all thanks to the Marriage Equality Act, which passed late last month. In honor of this […]

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Ain’t Misbehavin’

By Bwog Staff on Jul 21, 2011 16 Comments

Manhattanville’s first installment, the Mind, Brain and Behavior Initiative, is rolling full steam ahead, and they’ve put together this new and exciting video to tell you about it. The building itself will be called the Jerome L. Greene Science Center, and it’s supposed to be done by 2015, by which time there should also be […]

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David Helfand Leaves Columbia to Seek Truth

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2011 34 Comments

Almost as famous for the epic proportions of his beard as for his pedagogy, the chair of the Astronomy department and Frontiers of Science mastermind Professor David Helfand will be relocating to Canada. It was reported Monday in a local newspaper in a remarkably hand-wavey way that “Helfand is now on a long term leave […]

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Harrison David Pleads Guilty, Sentenced to 3.5 Months in Jail

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2011 61 Comments

This morning, Harrison David pleaded guilty to a felony charge in New York City Supreme Court. He will be sentenced on August 31st to 6 months of jail time (reduced to 4 for good behavior) at Rikers Island and 5 years of probation. Since he already served 2 weeks in Rikers Island before being released […]

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Brown/White/Grey Hawk Down: Rest In Peace, Hawkma

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2011 21 Comments

We’ve got some (potentially) sad news, folks. Hawkma’s reign over freshmen, upperclassmen, and faculty alike may have come to an end in the wee hours of the night. Though we can’t say for sure whether this is merely a Hawkmimposter, the slain bird does seem to resemble our robust, bloodthirsty friend. Tipster Ze’ev Gebler sent in […]

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I Laughed, I Cried!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2011 12 Comments

An anonymous tipster just let the more fortunate and securely-housed-since-April Bwog know that summer transfer assignments have been released. Go forth and find your fate. Update as of 07/18: Several commenters have replied that they have not yet received their new and improved homes. We can confirm that some have indeed already been released, so […]

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Statement Released By Barnard SGA, GSSC Regarding Spring Bacchanal

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bacchanal
sga

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Other Things On Which You Might Spend Your $7

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$$$$$
7 dolla dolla bills
cantaloupe ice cream.....
clothes
COLD HARD CASH
drank
food
no tix no problem
Read books on kindle
save the trees
what are you doing April 4th
what can you buy
you can actually buy some good shit

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Chokehold In Carman

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nypd
public safety
we're all just itching for spring break

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Bathroom Reviews: Schermerhorn

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bathroom reviews
Bwog knows the best places to go
hope that you don't run into anyone you know
Men's bathrooms @Columbia
schermerhorn
which bathroom will YOU use

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LectureHop: Ethical Issues in Ebola and Beyond

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disasters happen
ebola
health crisis
Is this treatment ethical?
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panel turns into lecture
science
Where are the snacks?

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Bwoglines: Things To Ruminate On Over Spring Break Edition

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adnan syed
Apple Watch is phat
blinged out nicely
bwoglines
facebook is anti fat
guh
HYFR
March 9th 1997
spring break 2k15
vogue is the best news source
who's gettin nasty
y'all

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A Tail Of Two Mascots, Part II

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erotic
fanfic
go watch CUSS's latest video on signing your significant other out of barnard
millie
random hookups
roaree
what kind of fanfic did you write

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I Have No Midterms: A True Story

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for the commenters: this is satire
hamilton
humanities majors
midterms
no but actually how did you manage to not have any midterms
no midterms
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satire
SATIRE SATIRE THIS IS SATIRE

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