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The Very Hungry ATM

By Bwog Staff on Aug 25, 2011 6 Comments

Like a fuzzy caterpillar wrapping itself into a cocoon, Lerner’s Citibank outpost asked us to pardon its appearance for a few weeks this summer while it was busy becoming a butterfly. Our shiny new friend has finally emerged from behind those temporary walls and fluttered its wings for the first time. The butterfly/bank, featuring updated […]

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Columbia Drug Ring Has Cable TV Premiere

By Bwog Staff on Aug 25, 2011 7 Comments

With a plot ripped from the headlines, Monday’s episode of Weeds brought the hunky Hunter Parrish up to our Morningside Heights campus to confront the leader of a fictionalized Columbia drug ring. Though, the stock footage of campus appears to be outdated. Does anyone remember when exactly we had recycling bins like that?

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Worse Than A Hangover

By Bwog Staff on Aug 25, 2011 10 Comments

To the lad that fellow ale-sipper-cum-tipster Amanda Gutterman spotted last night: That splitting pain in your head is actually from 1020’s massive front window that you plowed into.

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The Moody-Adams Retrospective

By Bwog Staff on Aug 24, 2011 14 Comments

Michele Moody-Adams may have only been dean for a scant two years, but she has undoubtedly made her mark in Columbia history. Bwog’s Peter Sterne takes us through the short time she spent as Dean of Columbia College. When Michele Moody-Adams was first named as Columbia College’s new dean in February 2009, The New York […]

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Meet QuickTix

By Bwog Staff on Aug 24, 2011 1 Comments

So you spent all summer preoccupied with supplying your dorm room with the essentials and choosing a side in the Great Printer Debate and now have no clue what to do in the city for cheap. Worry not, freshperson, that’s what Bwog is here for. Meet the Ticket and Information Center, aka The TIC, one […]

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Making Your Cell a Home: Roomhop Highlights

By Bwog Staff on Aug 24, 2011 9 Comments

In our RoomHop feature, Bwog indulges its dream to host an HGTV show. We hope these pics from past rooms inspire intrepid designers. You can totally get more original than that Audrey Hepburn poster. Observe! Click the links to read the full RoomHops. Will Hughes, CC’13, John Jay: Patrick Han and Shao-Wen Ang, Watt

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COÖP Is Here!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 24, 2011 9 Comments

The newest freshpersons have arrived on campus! Look at them luxuriating in the shade of this Convocation tent and probably preparing to sing Roar, Lion, Roar and eat only hummus for four days. They head out to the woods tomorrow to make the best friends anyone on has ever had in the history of the […]

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Your NSOP 2011 Theme is “Taking Root, Branching Out”

By Bwog Staff on Aug 24, 2011 13 Comments

Take heed, 2015ers! “Taking Root, Branching Out” is this year’s NSOP vanilla, and will likely affect what goes on the t-shirts. It’s a clever choice of theme. It potentially encompasses two stalwarts of undergraduate enthusiasm, environmental awareness and diversity (how many of you wrote your college essays about your grandparents, or other miscellaneous relatives?). And […]

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The Behemoth of Columbia University

By Bwog Staff on Aug 23, 2011 23 Comments

Recent developments surrounding Moodygate have left all parties stunned and confused, but everyone can be certain of one thing: Columbia University is an organizationally complex machine, perhaps too much so. Investigations into the origins and circumstances of Moody-Adams’ resignation have revealed existing and historical rifts between deans, the Faculty of Arts and Sciences, and central […]

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Arrest Outside John Jay

By Bwog Staff on Aug 23, 2011 12 Comments

Bwog received tips that a few moments ago, there was an arrest outside of John Jay residence hall. A man was reportedly tackled by a plainclothes cop, and subsequently more NYPD and Public Safety officers came to help with the situation. Before the apprehension, an officer shouted at a CU student, “Stop that man!” Apparently […]

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Packing with Bwog: The Forgotten and the Unused

By Bwog Staff on Aug 23, 2011 32 Comments

“No, Mom, I do not need a laptop cooling stand.” Move-in day is nigh, and freshpeople are busy stuffing their lives into bags. If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school. We’ve combed the archives for past generations of Bwoggerly wisdom and compiled a list […]

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Dirks Explains Moodygate to Faculty, Omitting Explanation

By Bwog Staff on Aug 23, 2011 27 Comments

Bwog just recieved the following e-mail, sent by Executive Vice President for Arts and Sciences and Dean of the Faculty Nick Dirks. The e-mail is essentially a complete refutation of every concern that Moody-Adams expressed in her e-mail. Most importantly, Dirks says that there are no particular decisions that have been made, which seems completely […]

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Bwoglines: Sporty Spice Edition

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#sunday edition
bwoglines
bwoglines is tiring
Can you tell I'm drunk?
I KNOW YOU CARE
March Madness gets us wet
Sporty Spice was Bwog's third fav Spice behind Scary and Posh
Texas coming in clutch once again
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are the power couple of 2008

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How To: Assert Your Individualism Around Campus

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actually you really do have to be discerning with that chicken
always read the wash instructions on ya scarvez
encroachments all dayyy
neofascist herd
sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
stares on the stairs
time is totes a construct
wow yeah you said it let's change the world we got this xoxo

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Bwog Visits Baker: Softball Splits Two With Harvard

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baseball
basketball
bwog made a nice crossbody play on a hot ground ball to hold Hogan at third
bwog stroked a double to center
bwogsports
dirty performances at baker
lacrosse
rowing
so I guess they played two games
softball
sports
swimming and diving
these tags practically write themselves

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March Madness: Season Of (Unrequited) Love

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a columbia kid trying to care about sports
all the great love stories start and end with basketball brackets
march madness as a time of loss
preemptive acknowledgement that yes you do like basketball
the closest thing you'll find to an official columbia bracket

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Bwoglines: Relics Of A Bygone Era Edition

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bowg knows what a frat is
bwog issues blackberries to all staffers
bwoglines
clever captions
is night vision even from the past
they don't even sell lettuce
yeah that doesn't quite work

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Official Bacchanal Board Announcement

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bacchanal board announcement
bacchanal update

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CCSC, ABC, SGA Approve Funds For Additional Bacchanal Lawn Tickets

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abc
bacchanal
bacchanal 2015
ccsc

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Conspiracy Theory: Ba-curse-anal Edition

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All of your friends are in the cult and don't want to invite you
Bailinson's second wish was that we could all just get along
Bwog: proud supporter of yellow journalism since 1964 when the commies started polluting our water supply
Mr. Section also enjoys chasing pigeons to tell them they aren't as good as they were when he was a first year
so many bwog conspiracies

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