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Spoiler Alert!

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 26 Comments

It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get married. FG: Really? Like her and Darcy? FB: Like yeah. How did you get into this school anyway? We realized that many of you Freshman and Sophomore types might not have had […]

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Senior Wisdom: Zoe Lubitz

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 27 Comments

In honor of Orgo Night, Senior Wisdoms continue with the marching band’s flautist extraordinaire. Name, school: Zoe Lubitz, Columbia College Claim to fame: CUMB Flutist, COÖP Leader (yeahhh bikers), Flute Choir President, former JJ6-er who indeed still takes the elevator Where are you going? Forward. You know those old people who say college was the best […]

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Lit Hum Study Guide: A Semester In Song

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 7 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! It seems like just yesterday when you were loading taxidermy rodents into your blue bins. In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post, and adding a few updates. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to […]

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A Conversation with Joan Tower

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 2 Comments

Hailed as one of the most successful female composers of all time, 3-time Grammy winner, Joan Tower, will be at our very own Miller Theatre tonight. The living legend spared some time to talk to Bwog’s ivory tickling enthusiast Carolyn Ruvkun about “DWEMs” and dead lettuce. Bwog: How would you describe your music? Joan Tower: […]

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Senior Wisdom: Stephanie Riederman

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 38 Comments

Hey kids, learn things from your elders… Name, school: Stephanie Riederman, CC Claim to fame: Sanctum editor, Hillel board member, Erstwhile hip-hop blogger, Honorary Swede, The girl who lost her purse Monday night and started sobbing in the middle of 1020. Where are you going? As of now unclear. I’m trying to get my Toby […]

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Which Park Should I “Study” In?

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 10 Comments

Okay so you’re basically not allowed on campus again until after graduation, and now you’re all mopey because Snoop is gone from your life and you have nine papers due tomorrow. Good news, friends! Snoop may not be comin’ back, but we have it on the best authority that there are three (3) lovely destinations […]

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Course Evaluations: Your Anti-Spam

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 14 Comments

Over the last few weeks, your correspondent has received a total of seven automatic reminders to fill out course evaluations (i.e. spam) and three personal emails from professors requesting that their evaluations be completed. And they are pretty important—filling out course evaluations lets professors know what works and what doesn’t in their classes. Unfortunately, course […]

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Senior Wisdom: Rajib Mitra

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 36 Comments

“The kind of kid who always comes back with a story,” this wise senior got a whopping 6 nominations. Name, school: Rajib Mitra, Electrical Engineering – SEAS (took many of my friends 3 years to realize this) Claim to fame: No degree from any prestigious university will ever parallel with handing Snoop Dogg a cup of gin […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 5/5

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 1 Comments

The only way to truly take a study break is to eat some snacks. Consider that you are on your tenth study break and that there are local, farm-fresh, nutritional offerings at your door! HamDel will still be there tomorrow, but not the Farmer’s Market! Out there today: Many succulent representatives from the allium genus: […]

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Bwoglines: Everything is a Let Down Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 4 Comments

President Obama will make his first presidential visit to ground zero today. Unfortunately, even if you had spare time to go see him, he is only doing a quick wreath laying with no speech. (The Daily Beast, NY Times) Yesterday the President decided not to release photographs of bin Laden’s dead body. This news comes […]

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Bagels@Butler

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2011 26 Comments

Columbia Libraries are providing you with some hearty snacks from 10 to midnight in Butler Café. Their blog post proclaims “Starbucks Coffee & Bagels” But we know what you’re thinking: where are they sourcing these bagels? BlueJava (wherever that is)? Absolute? Nussbaum? Acme? Were they baked more than two hours ago? In this crazy town, […]

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Roses Are Red, Foucault’s In Sig Nu…

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2011 51 Comments

…Mill and Hegel are frat bros, Oh, and Luther is too. Spotted in an abandoned study room:

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Bwoglines: End Of The Line Edition

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bwog invested everything it has in the hryvnia
bwog was hit by an RPG in Iraq
bwoglines
hide yo kids hide yo cash
this train is bound for glory

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This Is Not Your Floor

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At the end of hallway is the exit from Spec offices
bwog tells stories
clearly a metaphor for the importance of solid industrial elevator design
friday nights are weird for us too
in real life you'd just fall to your death of course
you're on your phone right now aren't you?

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The Rules Of Conduct And Their Future Discussed At USenate

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Angela Nelson
Jared Odessky
prezbo
rules of conduct
Sharyn O'Halloran
Suzanne Goldberg

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Composer Missy Mazzoli Pays A Visit To The Miller Theatre

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bwog is a man named jan who works on an oil rig
bwog is at times dishearteningly clear
bwog plays the Jew's harp
classy bwog
composer portraits
just use paper
miller theatre
missy mazzoli
yuppies and their tight pants

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Michelle Obama, First Daughters Spotted At Community And Barnard College

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brunching with michelle: a memoir by bwog
community
michelle meets mohi
The First Lady Michelle Obama

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Proximity To Celebrity (And Also A Show), Free!!!

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amour-propre is everywhere
athena film festival
athena film festival 2014
Bwog just wants to have fun
event organizers know what we want
rosie o'donnell

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Bwoglines: Unwanted Encroachment Edition

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2016: yes it starts now
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Gentrifying: not a problem if its worse everywhere else
Only a week before Valentines too
The most intimate love being sex and none of your Symposium BS

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Book Bullshit: An Imaginary Conversation With That Guy (You Know The One)

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book bullshitting
Book Snob's initials are BS
books we've never read
don't read Infinite Jest
I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
not passive aggressively directed at anyone in particular
people who don't read books
sorry not sorry
the last book bwog read was the 8th artemis fowl book and it was HELLA good
this is mean but so what

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