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Columbia Five Offered Plea Bargain, Declined It

By Bwog Staff on Jun 21, 2011 10 Comments

According to Bloomberg, the ADA offered each of the students arrested in the December drug bust plea bargains, and each of the students turned them down. David rejected an offer of one year in prison, the other four rejected offers for five years probation. The defense attorneys sought to divert their cases to treatment, rather […]

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What do you use your toothbrush for when you’re fantasizing about your thesis?

By Bwog Staff on Jun 20, 2011 37 Comments

A self-procalimed “sorority princess” finds unorthodox benefits to her Sonicare. In Daily Intel’s latest installment of their Sex Diary series, “the sorority girl with breast implants,” who hails from our very own Morningside Heights, shares her salacious stories. We (along with numerous tipsters) have deduced from the quips about Health Services’ unavailability and monogamy as […]

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Arrivederci, Campo! Ciao, Il Cibreo!

By Bwog Staff on Jun 17, 2011 22 Comments

Update: We at Bwog have written something of a Campo eulogy, so pour out some crappy beer in honor of our dearly departed and remember what once was: When a new restaurant called Campo first arrived in our humble Morningside Heights, we called it the “New Pertutti” and complained its Italian food was mediocre. Soon, […]

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DSpar Joins the Ranks of Goldman Sachs

By Bwog Staff on Jun 16, 2011 24 Comments

Barnard’s first lady has just been elected to the Board of Directors of Goldman Sachs, where she will serve on the Audit, Risk, Compensation and Corporate Governance and Nominating committees. As you probably know, the financial firm, chaired by powerhouse Lloyd Blankfein, has a less than pristine reputation. Last year, the SEC went after Goldman […]

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How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

By Bwog Staff on Jun 16, 2011 13 Comments

Overseen in the inner-sanctum of Uris. The poster went up some time near the end of the semester. But we’re telling you now:

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Barnard Brings You Secure WiFi

By Bwog Staff on Jun 15, 2011 11 Comments

Citi, Tony Blair, and the Senate have all been hacked. Don’t let the women of Barnard be next! We already told you why it was important that you use encrypted WiFi, back when Columbia launched its secure network. Directions on how to log in to “Barnard Secure” are included in the e-mail to students below. […]

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Claude M. Steele Heads Out West

By Bwog Staff on Jun 13, 2011 29 Comments

Crazy news, good peoples: Claude M. Steele—University Provost and person whose name you’ve seen on emails so often you feel like you know him—has resigned. Stanford, former home to Steele for nearly two decades, offered him the position of Dean of the School of Education. Steele had only just arrived at Columbia from Stanford in 2009. […]

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Registration is Open

By Bwog Staff on Jun 13, 2011 16 Comments

A friendly reminder that you can register for fall classes for a week from today through June 24! Ideally, in mid-June not everyone is sitting at their computer desperately trying to get into Music Hum, so pounce on that place now. Are we having fun yet?

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From SEAS to Shining CE

By Bwog Staff on Jun 07, 2011 93 Comments

Earthshaking news, people: “SEAS” will no longer be called “SEAS.” Instead, as of Fall 2011, it will be “CE” for “Columbia Engineering.” Yes, gone are the days of probing your new NSOP buddy with the pleasingly assonant phrase, “CC or SEAS?” The Student Affairs Orientation page reads: The first newsletter to Columbia College (CC) and […]

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From the Issue: The Scintillating Death of Stanford White

By Bwog Staff on Jun 07, 2011 2 Comments

The summer issue of The Blue & White has introduced you to Brian Greene, an underworld on fire, and Westside ninjas. Now, in the final of three Bluenotes, our field notes from campus, senior editor Claire Sabel scandalizes us with the liebestod of one of the university’s architects. It’s material that genuinely earnest tour guides […]

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You Have This to Look Forward to in 30 Years

By Bwog Staff on Jun 07, 2011 9 Comments

The class of ’81 dined in style in the Ref Room Saturday night. Incidentally, Post-It notes debuted world-wide in 1981. They always seem to come up at reunions. Not a yellow zone tonight!

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Occasional Summer Bwoglines as of 06/06

By Bwog Staff on Jun 06, 2011 4 Comments

Bwog is languidly clearing our virtual newsdesk today, bringing you a selection of interesting and possibly relevant headlines from the past few weeks. We hope that these stories, tenuously connected to Columbia, will reflect a similar degree of detachment from the establishment in your minds. One of the undercover cops in Operation Ivy League was […]

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Statement Released By Barnard SGA, GSSC Regarding Spring Bacchanal

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bacchanal
sga

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Other Things On Which You Might Spend Your $7

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$$$$$
7 dolla dolla bills
cantaloupe ice cream.....
clothes
COLD HARD CASH
drank
food
no tix no problem
Read books on kindle
save the trees
what are you doing April 4th
what can you buy
you can actually buy some good shit

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Chokehold In Carman

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nypd
public safety
we're all just itching for spring break

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Bathroom Reviews: Schermerhorn

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bathroom reviews
Bwog knows the best places to go
hope that you don't run into anyone you know
Men's bathrooms @Columbia
schermerhorn
which bathroom will YOU use

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LectureHop: Ethical Issues in Ebola and Beyond

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disasters happen
ebola
health crisis
Is this treatment ethical?
kind faced man
panel turns into lecture
science
Where are the snacks?

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Bwoglines: Things To Ruminate On Over Spring Break Edition

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adnan syed
Apple Watch is phat
blinged out nicely
bwoglines
facebook is anti fat
guh
HYFR
March 9th 1997
spring break 2k15
vogue is the best news source
who's gettin nasty
y'all

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A Tail Of Two Mascots, Part II

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erotic
fanfic
go watch CUSS's latest video on signing your significant other out of barnard
millie
random hookups
roaree
what kind of fanfic did you write

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I Have No Midterms: A True Story

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for the commenters: this is satire
hamilton
humanities majors
midterms
no but actually how did you manage to not have any midterms
no midterms
ozymandias
satire
SATIRE SATIRE THIS IS SATIRE

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