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A Tail of Two Mascots: or, Roareeo and Milliet

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 42 Comments

While the lucky among us are having either stressful finals sex, or fuck-it-I’m-graduating-and-I-ain’t-doing-it-a-virgin sex, our noble collegiate mascots have their own erotic story of deprivation and degradation to tell. An anonymous author shares the first part of this Bwog-exclusive series. There will be flirting, foreplay, sex, and hopefully playful “experimentation” between roommates. But before you send this […]

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Senior Wisdom: Brenden Cline

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 42 Comments

Another senior bestows his wisdom upon us heathens. Name, school: Brenden Cline, Columbia College Claim to fame: I’m the guy to blame for the ranked choice voting system that let CU Charge win the last CCSC election (jk Aki!). I once flustered Ann Coulter. I also started the GreenBorough Special Interest Community on 114th. Full resume available […]

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Dead White Guys: Butler Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 7 Comments

Bwog’s resident Portraiture Enthusiast Mahima Chablani returns with a second edition of Dead White Guys. This time, she’s here to provide the captions for the paintings surrounding the main stairs in Butler—no one is physically tall enough to come close to reading them. Next time you walk in, stop moaning about bed bugs and Redbull […]

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Hawklines: Hawk Baby Drama!

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 12 Comments

NYU’s adopted hawk family, Violet and Bobby, have been the subject of a lot of concern recently. Bird experts, and Bwog, claimed that the pair’s eggs past due earlier this week, but to the shock and surprise of live stream viewers, one chick has since emerged! College students aren’t the only people who procrastinate in/on […]

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Boringside Heights: It’s Finals, But the World Keeps a-Changin’

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 0 Comments

The real world has no finals. (Unless you count taxes.) Here’s what’s happened around you while you were cooped up in the library:

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Let’s Go Europe

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 16 Comments

Europe is scary! For those of you considering a summer romp through the continental continent, Caitlyn Levin, an Actual European, details her journey through Europe and describes the workings of the mysterious Eurail system. The cultured man’s choo-choo train. If you’re thinking about traveling around Europe this summer, you’ve probably already heard the term “Eurail” […]

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Senior Wisdom: Benjamin Weiner

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 37 Comments

Rise and shine with a warm cup o’ wisdom Name, school: Benjamin Weiner, Columbia College Claim to fame: I wish it were getting my songs stuck in people’s heads. It’s probably having embarrassingly luscious locks for sophomore and junior year. Where are you going? Bonnaroo. Then a long nap. Then working on Pants the Musical with Katie […]

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Ain’t No Party Like a 209 Party

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 3 Comments

Cause a 209 party is—educational. And from the looks of that label, it looks like this guy was nursin’ it for some time. Cheers, buddy. Note the dual coping mechanisms: behind the beer hangs a Nightline flyer that reads, “I’ve got 99 problems and then some.”

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Bwoglines: Long Awaited Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 3 Comments

Yesterday, Yale voted to restore ROTC, just days after Stanford voted to do the same. (YDN, Stanford Daily) Famous playwright Tony Kushner, CC ’78, was slated to receive an honorary degree from CUNY, until one trustee objected and CUNY scrubbed his nomination. A lot of people cried foul, so now it looks like he’ll get […]

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Orgo Night Review: Republicans, Watermelons, and Your Childhood

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 26 Comments

Chief Ref Room Correspondent Sameea Butt forayed a floor below her usual spot to recap yesterday evening’s this morning’s Orgo Night. If you want to see video, you can check out one from a commenter or CUMB’s YouTube channel. There was a little more excitement than expected in 209 last night, as the crowds sweated it out […]

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Senior Wisdom: Dhruv Vasishtha

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 59 Comments

The wisdom keeps on comin’ with this thrice nominated senior. Name, School: Dhruv Vasishtha, Columbia College Claim to fame: Ex-president of Columbia Parliamentary Debate, Unbearingly excited COHOP leader, Mayor of McBain 8 2008-2009 and recently of handing Snoop Dogg a cup of gin and juice while he was performing said song. Where are you going? […]

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Overseen: Is There No Justice?

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 13 Comments

It’s that time of year…

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Wife Swap: Room Edition

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barnard quad
four girls one room
kind of like two girls one snack but not really
room swap is kind of like wife swap?
the sophomore "upgrade" lol
we should do this but with The Simple Life
Wife Swap

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Bucket List: Pop Culture, Politics and Plato

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andy cohen!!!
bucket list
diplomacy runs in triangles
extra credit for the core?
Gold Nanostar Probes sounds like a space porno
mass violence sounds scary but that lecture sounds swaggie
plato is our bff
watch Cuba and the USA get down and dirty

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Bwoglines: Apple(s) Edition

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#sunday edition
apple like the company and apple like the fruit
bwoglines
chains and whips excite me
cindy crawford is still a babe omg
fifty shades of grey
genetically modified fruit

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Ask Tats: Romantic Rendezvous Edition

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caroling
dicktatorship of the proletariat
it's pronounced wee-jee if you weren't aware
marxism
nothing says inspired like asking someone else to think for you
ouija
relatable friendly everyday: words to live by

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Personals: Rachel And Emily

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6 goddess
carman hall it doesn't get better
how have you never had a westside salad?
never too late to get that valentine
personals
that's some fancy apparel
wah we hate when this series is over
we can attest these girls are v cool

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Women Ballers Dominate Harvard For First Ivy Win

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beat harvard
go women
hitting from downtown
lionesses
playing as a pride with pride
playing with nothing to lose
roar lions roar
sara mead
they did!
tori oliver
what an appropriate day to be courting

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Personals: Claire And Anna

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a handful of hotties right there
anna hotter doesn't know how refrigerators work
baby be our third musketeer
complete our holy trinity
CUSS with anna
damn what perfect smiles
date Bwog
franco-philes
head bitchez in charge
james franco or die
join our fat stallion herd be our fat stallion third
LONG LIVE FAT STALLION
looking for the Kim to our Kanyes
personals
travel wine YAASS
vomiting glitter is something mention on a resume
we heart our former managing ed
we've enjoyed the responses to the westside salad question a lot

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Bwoglines: Fevered Searching Edition

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bwog could use an icebreaker
bwog only uses scratchy toilet paper
bwoglines
one ring to rule them all
seriously who were they selling that meth to
take notes columbia housing

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