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By Bwog Staff on Feb 27, 2011 3 Comments

When they’re not rocking out or helping the community, Columbia faculty enjoy getting dirty in the lab. Bwog takes a moment to look back on this week in science. Headlines were compiled by our Northside Correspondent Ricky Raudales. David Helfand, co-director of the Columbia Astrophysics Laboratory, was recently featured in a Canadian magazine for his lesser-known […]
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“Those of you lucky enough to have your lives…”

By Bwog Staff on Feb 27, 2011 10 Comments

Attention assassins— Uma Thurman aspirants and the less ambitious, college student variety—CU Assassins starts today! Happy hunting! Here’s a little inspiration from The Bride herself. (Bwog also stands for bloody wall of gore…viewer discretion advised). Update: Registration for Assassins will indeed still be open during Closing Ceremonies. It’s your last chance!
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Bwoglines: Multiplicity of Eyes Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 27, 2011 2 Comments

Embracing a university policy that makes us vibrant, dynamic and exciting in news this morning, we have something for everyone. How much we can credit the social media for the revolution in Egypt is questionable, but the latest news, a father-daughter reunion, is all Twitter. Add ‘reuniting long lost families’ to the site’s (still short) […]
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ROTC Update: Conclusion & Context

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 58 Comments

The Task Force has closed its survey and conducted its hearings. Audio recordings for all three are posted online, as are the first two transcripts—the final one is expected within the next few days. The Task Force will continue to accept e-mail submissions and post them for consideration until 11:59 PM on Wednesday, March 2, […]
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Boringside Heights: Our World Revolves Around Food Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 3 Comments

Burgers, cookies, and salads—oh my! Few things are more important in the life of a Columbia student than eating a good meal. It’s an exciting week in the Columbia culinary world. Boringside Heights—all minutia, all the time.
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Dear Bwog: Dating Dilemmas Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 37 Comments

Never fear, Columbians. Dear Bwog has returned once again to help you solve your collegiate quandaries. This week, our favorite “heterosexual male Suzy May” tackles one of the tougher issues of college dating—what to do when the one you “love” is fading you out. Dear Bwog, After what I thought were three successful dates, this guy […]
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BlackboardHop: Teachable Moments Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 1 Comments

Found in Pupin 424. Bwog has no idea why these lovely verse were written, but we’re certainly having fun trying to guess. Leave us your ideas in the comments! Friendly professorial advice: “These are different ways of telling your professor why you didn’t finish your paper on time. Which is the only style you’d get […]
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LectureHop: Chinese Typewriters and Recursive Embodiment: Humans Embodying (Machines Embodying (Humans Embodying Machines))

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 3 Comments

On Thursday, Bwog’s character-based correspondent Diana Clarke hopped over to the Weatherhead East Asian Institute, where she joined a roomful of besweatered academics to listen to Thomas S Mullaney, GSAS ’06. He discussed the difficulties of creating a typewriter that could print Chinese characters and tried “to explain the convoluted mathematics of the subtitle.” All in all, […]
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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Spring Break Dreamin’ Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 2 Comments

Going to school in New York City can be rough, especially when the weather is rainy and gross, and everyone is grumpy. Friends, take heart—spring break is only two weeks away! Until then, sit back, and enjoy the ‘toons. And remember, there’s no better way to procrastinate than a lil’ constructive doodling. We want your […]
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Bwoglines: Sex and Dating Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 7 Comments

CBS ’11 students Balazs Alexa and Jean Meyer have created Date My School—an online dating site that helps studious, yet social media-inclined students from different universities meet each other. The site “now has more than 7,000 users, including some from the Fashion Institute of Technology because, Mr. Meyer said, a friend convinced him that there […]
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Found: Spanish Grammar Workbook

By Bwog Staff on Feb 25, 2011 0 Comments

Gramatica Basica del Estudiante de Español book. Found in newspaper rack in Hamilton. Has pink sticky tabs and writing on first page. Email tqb2001@columbia.edu
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Overheard: Meh Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 25, 2011 9 Comments

The weather sux. Life is dull. Remember the good ol’ days when life was carefree? Let’s commiserate together! Hit play on this next video, read on, and just… think about life. “I’m almost at where I want to be philosophically… and did I tell you she called me?” “Sometimes when your blood sugar is low, […]
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Found: Cell Phone in St. Paul’s

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Chronicles Of Existentialism: Toilet Running Forever

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Bwoglines: Rich People Edition

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Columbia Releases New Data On Sexual Assault

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The Absurdity Of The Package Centre

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PeopleHop: Lipa Schmeltzer, “The Jewish Elvis”

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Piano Stairs in Lerner

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Bwoglines: Show Me The Money Edition

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