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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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The World Still Turns While You’re Stuck in a Finals Frenzy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 19 Comments

Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” […]

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Orgo Night: This One Was Too Easy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 55 Comments

Tonight was Orgo Night, that (rare) cherished Columbia tradition, in which The Cleverest Band in the World occupies Butler 209 and strives to “lower the curve on the orgo exam” by telling raunchy jokes with topical music interspersed. Likely due to a number of recent events, 209 was buzzing by 11:10 p.m. By 11:20 Public […]

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Orgo Night Has Begun!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 44 Comments

In the wise words of Jody Zellman: “bummer, bro.” We also hear that there are Public Safety officers directing traffic at Midnight Breakfast. Expect a review within a few minutes. E-Z on those butt-comments, we took the original picture down at the request of the, um, involved parties.

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Diversion O’Clock

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 36 Comments

Tonight! Orgo Night! Midnight Breakfast! Don’t! Study! Orgo Night will take place, as always, at midnight in Butler 209. Get there early if you want to see anything. Midnight Breakfast is Candyland themed this year– Barnard freshpeople can get to LeFrak at 11 PM, Barnard everyone can get there at 11:30, and everyone else is […]

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Overseens: Crunchtime Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 38 Comments

Everyone and their mother has a final (or three) tomorrow, and we’re all hanging out in Strugglesville tonight. We’ve seen a lot of people do some silly stuff in Butler this week, and discovered these two blogs of Columbians sleeping in funny positions instead of studying. Leave your own overseens in the comments. Guy walking […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Tweedster

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 8 Comments

With pre-Kerouac horn-rimmed glasses and a penchant for using Yiddish terminology in lecture, the Tweedster is both your favorite professor of all time and your grandfather’s Long Beach High Class of ‘48 classmate. You could fit two of your Wien singles into their southern-facing (northern light is for scholars of Africa, Asia, South America) Fayerweather […]

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A Shifty Look At Secret Societies

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nacoms
people who do things and don't immediately demand acknowledgment
people who have more job prospects than the rest of us
Sachems
secrecy v privacy: discuss
secret societies
senior societies aka the x men
the silent guardians the watchful protectors
what's networking got to do with it

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Where Art Thou?

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"varisty show" bwog def thought that was a type for a solid five minutes
but for real class fomo is def a thing
hipnotic more like hip ROCK IT ok
ok we get it orchesis = lots of places
one more thing for music hum aka the whole thing amirite
should i take spanish arabic finnish or dutch YOU TELL ME
we never really learned to supercaliwhatever
weird number of pictures with white doors and small babies

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Bwoglines: You Thought It Was Over Edition

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bwog walked back from butler IN THE HAIL WHAT IS THIS
bwoglines
hawaiian shirts for dayzz
look at the glasses and the beard this is what hipsterdom has come to
omg gillian flynn though every single one of your friends' moms was obsessed
real talk we're not 100% sure if this horse carriage thing is actually serious.. early tbt?
we tried really hard to come up with an sat pun but like it's an acronym
what happened to urban beach bring back urban beach

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Summer Storage Showdown

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at least if you rent in the city you don't have to pay for storage
bwog making your life easier
just sneak all your stuff into your nyc friends' homes
more shit you need to do before summer
on your way back from storing you can get a friend to push you in the blue bin
storage wars
summer so close
summer storage
too much money

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ESC: Fun With Dean Kachani

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Dean Kachani
esc
everyone loves startups
he looks like he has a small citrus fruit in his mouth in that pic
i'm a soul(ay)man(e)
seas is killin it in the rankings
wait so pass/fail is only a pilot for seas...?
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BwogSports: Baseball And Softball Play Opposites Against Princeton

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Lions beating Tigers...or not
Liz Caggiano hitting homers on the daily
Marvellous is a marvelous student-athlete
pitcher-batter battle
Rob Paller
strikeout
Will Savage

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Prison Divest Hosts A Week Of Engagement

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columbia prison divest
divestment
incarceration issues
serious stuff over here!!
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SGA: Passover And Democracy

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annoying facebook messages
barnard
democracy
election season is upon us vote your arses off
good riddance eBear
millie cries a tear for every person who doesn't vote
passover partyyy
see we're so fancy because we known latin
sga
vote vote vote

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