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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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BwogSalon: Sanctum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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Frontiers Of Science: It Ain’t Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 23 Comments

Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends! Two distributions […]

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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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WBAR-B-Q Spring Show Today

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avant-pop i think i understand
free music is cool you'll be cool if you go
I still have no idea if there will be bbq food but i doubt it :(
WBAR spring show
WBAR-B-Q
what are spazz-electronics what is twee punk what are power-pop chillers let's find out

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PSA: Phishing Emails In Columbia Network

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access to your email is not about to expire
askcuit@columbia.edu
if you get this message from a friend's email address that does not mean you should reply with an overwhelming number of gifs
Pretty safe to never click a link that says "Revalidate"
Salmon Phishing in the Yemen
the help desk doesn't have a UNI

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Bwoglines: Fear Of The Future Edition

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drone delivery is not scary just awesome
Excuse me president of what university?
I had never learned how to make coffee before my first internship
journalism is serious business that's why bwog has a ransom fund
why don't people think rockets are super cool anymore?

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Savoring Serenity: Pita Grill

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bwog restaurant reviews
good move setting up next to 1020
gourmet bwog
haikus
hummus: the food of the gods
mystery meat burgers hmmm
pita grill
this will taste good after 1020
we would eat anything for $3…okay not really
why can't i write my next paper like this?
you humMUST try it
yum drunchies

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BwogSports: The Lions Are Out–Go Watch Them Play

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better weather not sweater weather
bwogsports
Columbia has ranked teams
go support those teams
lightweights at rowing make lightweights at drinking
lots of season finales before finals
sneak peek
tennis going for that Ivy victory serve
the weather is finally getting better

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Commencement Approacheth

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ahh the end of the school year
commencement
farewell 2014
seems like just yesterday that the bleachers came down
the real world
under the bleachers is the best place to hide
where does the time go?
why do things have to change?

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How #Blue Are You?

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#OurBlue
blue to the bone
but really tho who went to football games?
bwog quizzes
get in the school spirit
pantone 290
shame on your if you're not #blue
so much more fun than your homework
today the skies are blue
we just #blue ourselves
you just #blue it

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LectureHop: Guns, PMCs, And Steel

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awkward power dynamics
bwog: defense expert
can't get enough panel discussions
eisenhower had something right
military industrial complex
roosevelt institute
this is where your tax dollars are going folks
we love our panel discussions

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