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April Showers Bring May Flowers…

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2011 8 Comments

or not. Overheard in the Pupin 5th floor bathroom: Person 1: “I haven’t showered in four days.” Person 2: “That’s good.” Person 1: “It’s not really…but it’s eco.” Cleanliness via Wikimedia Commons

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ESC to hold Public E-Board Elections Next Year

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2011 14 Comments

Sean Zimmerman reports on last night’s ESC meeting. During their final constitutional review, the Engineering Student Council voted 17-7-3 (Yes-No-Abstain) to hold general E-Board elections next year. With this change, all positions on ESC, with the exception of Sustainability Liason and Director of Technology will be decided by a general election. VP Policy Heidi Ahmed […]

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Bwoglines: Hungry Hungry Hippos Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2011 4 Comments

Hungry judges are less likely to grant you parole. (ABC) Hungry for more, and now shut down. The Winklevii were finally stonewalled in Federal Court. (Reuters) (Probably) hungry former NFL tackle Jon Runyan already represents the Garden State in Congress. Soon, he may have another athlete for company—Carl Lewis, Olympic gold medalist, is now running […]

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ESC: SEAS Students Unable to Register for Non-SEAS Courses

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 34 Comments

A tipster from inside the ESC meeting tonight has informed us that the Academic Affairs Representative told the board that a new policy has been instituted this year that bars SEAS students from registering for non-SEAS courses during pre-registration (i.e., this week). The representative said that they can only register for these classes during the […]

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Voting! Do it!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 19 Comments

Democracy is in the air and plastered all over the dorm hallways– do your part and vote! Voting ends Wednesday night. Vote for CCSC here. For those still undecided. Check out Spec’s great summary of student platforms, more in-depth student platforms and opinion pieces, the debate recap, and our interviews with the different student groups. […]

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A Note on Alexander Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 4 Comments

He’s an important guy. Here are some things you should know about him: he founded the New York Post; he went to college here, but did not graduate; he is Michael Cera. If you want to learn even more, a biopic on Alexander Hamilton airs tonight at 10 pm on Channel 13. According to the […]

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BunsenBwog

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 0 Comments

When they’re not headbanging or answering our inane questions, Columbia faculty enjoy getting dirty in the lab. Bwog takes a moment to look back on this week in science. Headlines were compiled by our Strong-Willed but Gentle- Handed Correspondent Ricky Raudales. A team of scientists recreated functioning enzymes that date back between one and four billion years […]

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Getting to Know: Kubi of McBain

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 12 Comments

In the latest installment of our Getting to Know series, Bwog’s Chancellor of Charm Molly Andrews caught up with Kubi, the beloved McBain security guard. Know someone we should know too? Send your suggestions to tips@bwog.com. Many McBain security guards can swipe our CUIDs, but only Kubi can capture our hearts. Stuck in an ECesque “swipe” jam, you may have […]

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WBBQ Mix

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 13 Comments

Our friends at WBAR threw together this awesome mix featuring tracks by each of the ten bands scheduled to play at this upcoming Friday’s annual WBBQ. Some Highlights: Real Estate earned Pitchfork’s prestigious best new music with their self-titled album. The Crystal Ark, lead by Gavin Russom, counts two of the former members of LCD Soundsystem among […]

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Go Outside!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 10 Comments

Close the books! Shred the papers! Karate chop the laptops! Dump the contents of your backpack where you stand and go outside to listen to the music, soak up the sun, and pop ogle the bloons! But really, the green flag is up and swaying gently in spring’s buoyant breath. Go sit on the lawn! (‘Cause the […]

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Overheard: Needs Context

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 9 Comments

Some things sound really strange out of context, others are just strange. Bwog wonders if a little background info would make following verbal vapors smell a little less funky. Two girls chatting outside: Girl 1: Now would you be embarrassed or angry? Girl 2: *hesitates* I would be… uncomfortable. Girl 1: Out of embarrassment? Or like, “bitch you […]

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CCSC: EC’s New Robot Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 9 Comments

CCSC convened. Bwog’s Brian Wagner survived to bring you this harrowing account: DON’T FORGET TO VOTE! Quick hits: All the candidates for next year attended; College Days is coming up; prepare your coin purses, because Penny Wars is on the horizon; a committee on the Student Council elections process is being formed to review electoral policy, rules, […]

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Get Ready To Primal Scream Tonight

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announcement
only scream for like a couple minutes though
primal scream
scare the shit out of the people in butler
screaming in a non-sexual context
tonight

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Bwog In Bed: Happy Sad Angry Glad Edition

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Andrew Garfield is bae
bwog in bed
get angry at your books not your friends
Happy but not by Pharrell
Marina and the Diamonds is fucking back and better than ever
Spider Man is nothing without Kirsten Dunst

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Party Testimonial: From The Desk Of Sartre

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Bwog just wants to be loved
not pretentious just French
one of these is not like the others
party testimonials
sartre
Sartre banged Plath
Sartre was a dog little known fact

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Shit My Notes Say

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artwork expands the asshole
bwog knows what a nickel complex is
bwog takes notes
bwog's breasts hurt
carol is so fucking absent-minded
medieval jews had it made
seriously don't forget about the donut

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With Love, From Scrooge

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fuckin enid
hahaha what do you mean you don't love me??
holiday cards from scrooge
look a cute puppy look it's cuter than you
sexy christmas is actually a frightening thing to google try it
we are all too obsessed with ourselves

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Bwog In Bed: 202 Years Of Progress Edition

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bwog in bed
bwog walks to brooklyn
everything is better with friends
guys get it 1812 was 202 years ago...guys?
lock the doors and feed on the darkness
pretty sure Barack Obama was once a bwog daily
studysturbation
sunglasses and advil

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Orgo Night Teases And Pleases And Eases Very Few

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Bwog had the best seat in the house
cumb
marching band
orgo night winter 2014
orgy night in the but
public safety overcompensating yet again
sexual assault
those spec op-eds though...
where were the protestors?

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Undergraduate Deans Approve Spring Bacchanal

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bacchanal
bacchanal 2015
guess who's back back again guess who's back tell a friend
we love a good hashtag trend

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