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Primal Screamers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

A Broadway view of Primal Scream: And click for a recording of a few brave souls who screamed in Butler 403: primalscream. Lest we forget a year ago right now: Good luck this week, friends! We can do it.

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy. […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Butler, 4 AM

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 26 Comments

There was a time, not too long ago, when being at Butler at 4 AM meant something was wrong. Matthew Schantz, Mahima Chablani and Brian Wagner remember that time. In our third and final installment of Graveyard Shift, Bwog takes a stroll around Butler just before the sun comes up and finds lots of people […]

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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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BwogSalon: Sanctum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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Frontiers Of Science: It Ain’t Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 23 Comments

Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends! Two distributions […]

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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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Give Us Your Wisdom

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before you fly away from columbia just like that owl or hawkma
friends romans countrymen
give us your wisdom
let the tears flow
owls can turn their heads all the way around and so can we
Pallas Athena
senior wisdom
veesh take note
were bwog's senior wisdoms ever dispensed by wise
wisdom is such a weird word if you look at it
wise as fuck
wizened seniors

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EventHop: SupercalifragilisticexpialidOrchesis

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dance dance we're falling apart to half time yes fall out boy sundays are hard ok
did u guys know beyoncé is in word dictionary now
entered Roone tremulously when do you not enter roone tremulously
orchesis
ppl who r cooler than u
preternaturally flexible
SO MUCH BEYONCE ALWAYS BEYONCÉ
SupercalifragilisticexpialidOrchesis did we spell that right probs not
turtleneck crop tops love them but WHAT PURPOSE/SEASON DO YOU SERVE
wanted to write ~*~metaphor~*~ but not sure if appropriate

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Bwog Meeting: Save Yourself!

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any reason to link to a reefer madness clip
bwog is not your mother
bwog meeting announcement
free snacks and friends!

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Columbia Is A Venerated Ivy League Institution

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#tbt not on a thursday
4/20
an extra dose of self-loathing
blunts in butler please comment on this <3
but how did they get away with all that beer on the steps?
conservatives have always been lurking outside the gates so watch out
disco sucks
the billowy beach of low steps
things that harsh mellows
venerated ivy league institution
we are all special snowflakes here
we are the kids your parents warned you about
we should really repost that cooking with bwog post about the brownies

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“The Meanest, Rottenest Landlord”: CAGe Leads Discussion On Manhattanville

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bwog is not the only source for the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite
campus issues
coalition against gentrification
columbia as a "ruthless real estate giant"
columbia's damn PR image
manhattanville
new york vs columbia

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Bucket List: Venezuela, Rocket Science, Janet Mock, Stretch Johnson

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a lotta history events
bucket list
hardened hearts with hope for the future
janet mock
NASA is awesome
upcoming events

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Bwoglines: Holding Down The Fort Edition

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also a subtle happy 4/20
bwog wants to be a de blasio kid
bwoglines
liberals and stuff
spring has come and gone like 8 times already
that is my favorite Columbia nickname
university of havana north strikes again

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Skootch Comedy: As Awkward As They Are Hilarious

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buzzfeed users might be more in need of an intervention than buzzfeed the dude
Dog Lady is some seriously terrifying material
I NEED to take that quiz "Which disney princess would you be if they were all Harry Potter characters living in the Doctor Who universe?"
It's all worth it in Early Decision
Luke Mones got himself a tag
Skootch Comedy
where did that martini come from?

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