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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy. […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Butler, 4 AM

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 26 Comments

There was a time, not too long ago, when being at Butler at 4 AM meant something was wrong. Matthew Schantz, Mahima Chablani and Brian Wagner remember that time. In our third and final installment of Graveyard Shift, Bwog takes a stroll around Butler just before the sun comes up and finds lots of people […]

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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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BwogSalon: Sanctum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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Frontiers Of Science: It Ain’t Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 23 Comments

Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends! Two distributions […]

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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Columbia Decides Not To Hire Student Affairs Dean

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new titles everywhere
press conferences
storbeck giveth and storbeck taketh
storbeck taketh but does not giveth
storbeck/pimentel & associates
student affairs
we need a new flow chart

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Putting Up Those Blasted Bleachers

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1/9 of a baby with one woman or a whole baby with 9 women
b of the e
back of the envelope
Bwog hearts FroSci for all those BOE's
Bwog sexy squirrel calendar would pull in the dough
half of all the core readings in a month? Not sure we can do it in four years
picking housing twice sounds really stressful
seriously thought they can't do this after finals I don't get it
what things could you do in the time it takes to put up the commencement bleachers? commentssssss

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Bwoglines: Irreverent As Ever Edition

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25 dead cats in plastic bags hanging from trees means serial killer or 8 seasons of Dexter lied to me
can't we all just get along?
columbia daily spectator
irreverent insurgency that's our style
mommy can I have a pet pterosaur? your kids will ask you this question
spectator going digital welcome to the big leagues

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#tbt: The Columbia Spectator Was A Print Publication

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#buthasspecfallen?
#tbt
note that Bwog has no office
specsucks but not really we <3 you spec
state of spectator
the daily spectator

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Fireside Chat, Graduate Edition

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anonymous comments suck amirite
fireside chat
gillian lester
globalization
manhattanville
prezbo
sexual assault
we now offer doctorates in squirrel studies

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University Statement On Title IX Filing

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a lot of nothing
clery
columbia university
no comment
sexual assault
statements
title ii
Title IX
university
updates

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The Activities Board At Columbia And Conflict Of Interest

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abc
abstinence
activities board
activities board at columbia
budgetary issues
but is there a computer club? can we start one? who wants to play oregon trail?
conflict of interest
grand ethical dilemmas
honor code
policy problems
smart ethical very hardworking people
you can only be an abc member if you have zero friends involved in activities

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SGA: No But Really, Barnard Cares About Your Health

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alternative milk sampling
barnard
barnard: now offering in-clinic IUD insertions!!!
free yoga!
health wellness etc
IUDs in general needs to be a tag
man oh man having insurance is nice
mmmm milk bwog likes ours made of soy or even almonds or coconut if we're feeling rowdy
non-competitive running
quality of life survey
school year windin up
sga
thanks affordable care act
things under the blanket of wellness but it's a very cozy crocheted blanket maybe one your grandma made back in the 90s anyway it's warm?
well woman

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