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Timeless Doctrines: Bad Hair Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2010 24 Comments

A tipster spotted this remarkably eloquent note in McBain, addressed, “To the wookie on floor 8.” Jeez. I am posting this note as a gentle warning that your shower etiquette is sub-par. Few people actually enjoy communal living, and I think, given your behavior it’s not hard to imagin [sic] why I’m sure by now […]

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BiblioBwog: A Few of Karen the Librarian’s Favorite Things

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 26 Comments

Bwog has hopped and camped in libraries, but we’ve never actually explored their contents. The Columbia libraries are a treasure trove of exciting history, so with the help of our lovely librarian friends, we’re going to highlight some hidden jewels. In this installment of BiblioBwog, Karen Green, Ancient & Medieval History and Graphic Novels Librarian (what a combo!), […]

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PSA-Palooza

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 7 Comments

Things to remember! Use Carsplit on your way to the airport– you’ll save money and make new best friends. Write CULPA reviews now that exams are fresh in your mind– you’re helping the next generation! Teamwork! Friendship! Etc.

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And We Thought We Had Problems!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 91 Comments

Keri Blakinger, Cornell ’11 was found with six ounces (roughly $150,000) of heroin on Sunday. She was arrested in Ithaca. Yeesh!

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The Night the Moon Went Away

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 15 Comments

People said some funny stuff while they watched the Lunar Eclipse last night. One man, all within a minute, on Low Plaza: “The moon is bleeding! The moon is disguised as Mars. The moon is hiding from Venus.” More questions and observations from the 150-ish people gathered to watch the sky eat itself: (At 2:05 AM) “We’re […]

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‘Twas the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before Christmas…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 21 Comments

When all through the library, Not a student was stirring, not even in 209. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, A man dressed as Santa, giving little treats to CCers and Engineers!

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Forever’s Gonna Start Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

Update, 2:25am: Cowabunga, you can start to see it now! Send in any photos you take of the eclipse, people gazing skywards, eclipse parties… or whatever you crazy kids do during a lunar eclipse to tips@bwog.com! You should definitely go out tonight! In an educational way duh! Take a break from napping studying in Butler […]

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Free Fruit Juice Blends

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 4 Comments

SoBe, that lizard-themed cousin of Vitamin Water, is handing out free bottles (none of that sample size bullshit!) on Broadway between 113th and 114th. Bwog picked up a “lean and mean” apple cranberry elixir packing a whopping 5 calories. Update, 6:28 p.m.: A commenter observes there is no more juice blend. SoBe it.

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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Science of Psychology

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 37 Comments

If history was written by the victors, then there are plenty of botched psychology experiments that go untold. Psychology is, after all, a soft science, which might explain its tendency to attract English and Comparative Literature dropouts. If anything, someone has to knock some sense into a student body brought up on Plato’s Theory of […]

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Orgo Night Continues To Go Right

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2014
columbia gigolo
cumb
like an orgy at Pompeii
man-meat
marching band
orgo
orgo night
orgy in pompeii
places that are ridiculously crowded
safe vegetable sex is always an important message
trombone + dildo = fun times for all

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Senior Wisdom: Olivia Harris

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"disinterest is in itself disinteresting"
dont keep calm and carry on
keep it kind
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014

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PeopleHop: “I’m Your Mother”

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fangirling moms
how can a barnard girl handle martha and dspar encounters all in one night?
j-school
martha is disappointed in spec
martha is the beyonce to barnard
martha stewart
oh to be rich and famous and not give a fourth of a shit if what you're saying offends someone
peoplehop
she is the queen and we just live in her world
we think martha would side with dspar over sheryl
we wish martha was actually our mom

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Happening It’s Actually Happening Edition

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bwog in bed
bwog just wants to stay in bed
finals zombie violet
get pumped for finals
grim
haven't slept sickly pink
the poop quiz is legitimately hilarious don't deny it
yay the first day of finals

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Senior Wisdom: Samantha Goldfarb

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"I take my blood oaths seriously"
"Project Never Leave"
bwog wants to give Chris Rock a tour
greek life *celebrity*
people who don't talk about 4loko
senior night hero
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
shaker heights doesn't sound like a real place
what do you mean "never missed a senior night"... like ever?

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Lit Hum One Star Reviews

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actually lit hum is the best class you will ever take
bwog always ignores Augustine
don quixote is not light reading for a casual read on the beach sitting in the sun with a drink in hand
fail! wrong!
less enjoyable than a warm bowl of mayonaise
more like to the outhouse
never forget
ooh burn
the pears part is the only part anybody fucking knows because they didnt read it

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Rising From The Ashes

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"The people person's paper people!"
boringside heights
citibank
copy shops are so retro though
the great citibank fire of january 2014
the Heights returned shrunk 1020's line so it's cool by us
village copier
VILLAGE copier becomes CITI bank something's not right
why are their logos so similar? conspiracy

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God’s Honest Truth

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blue and white
clubs that may or may not be cults
from the issue
the blue and white
this is the source of those FB events
veritas forum

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